online dating service
REGISTER | MAIL/PROFILE | HELP | NOW ONLINE | SEARCH | RATING | FORUMS | SUCCESS STORIES

 

Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc. Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing... Remember that we are the largest 100% free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.
     
Show ALL Forums  > Sex and Dating  > What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?      Mod Threads Home login  
Page 6 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
 Author Thread: What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
 stts

Joined: 5/16/2009
Msg: 126
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/22/2009 7:43:41 PM
Hah, this thread is just so funny. There are different stinks, and some are just not tolerable. Its life, so just tell her nicely and make other plans. Hopefully she will be as understanding when you suddenly loose a battle with a serious gas attack. IE you fart in her face. And aint a stuck dead fetus. There would be serious health issues killing all interest in sex.
 hellgremlin

Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 127
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/22/2009 7:43:47 PM

Some guys might find that smelly p---y a turn-on. It's called phermones.


I find it nauseating, even on clean women. I actually gag sometimes and have to apologize when going down on a girl. It's not necessarily a bad smell, it's just sickly sweet and kinda like armpits and... I don't even know. It just sets off my gag reflex almost every time.
 Dagaz!

Joined: 5/11/2009
Msg: 128
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/23/2009 6:28:44 PM
LMAO!!! Some of you are so funny with all the different crazy names. I sure can tell I have been away from the outside world for awhile, because all those names I never heard!!! LMAO
 januarie66

Joined: 6/6/2009
Msg: 129
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/23/2009 8:40:14 PM
hahaha lol i wish somebody would. BUt to answer his question no female should have an odor that bad after the period, that means she is not washing correctly.

when i was younger i had a neighbor that smelled like period everyday and it was nasty sitting next to her in class or when ever. When her period came on it was uughh no words can express the pain that my nose went through, but the thing was she never washed her self.

and its nasty not to think that any women or young lady that doent wash is ughh nasty like i know that we have a self cleaning oven and everything but damn not like that we need to wash at least three times a day. morning, mid-day, and night. i know i do.

also it can be the food that she eats, fried foods make u smell bad and vegs, fruit make you smell YUMMMY!!! LOL ...... but yea evey women should wash !!!! and getting eating out ladys is the BEST!! only when the guy can do it right LOL!!!
 kyloz

Joined: 6/5/2006
Msg: 130
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/24/2009 12:16:47 PM
it sounds like she should go to the doctors,she may have a infection called bv....its not a STD ....its where the womens ph balance has been mixed up...........tablets will get rid of it.
 Gnosis_Sublime

Joined: 12/5/2008
Msg: 131
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/24/2009 1:59:33 PM
2 things.

1. Your idea to mute any negative female responses by arousing them with your story .... brain fart.

2. From some of the replies, we now know some of the female users who may have concerns and hang-ups regarding their femmy-ordos lol.

But regarding your situation .. pittiful. Specifically your role in the matter.

You showed absolutely no empathy or compasion, or even a basic understanding of female biology, with your only concern being about the quality of how your getting your d*ck wet, which reveals just how inept of a lover you probably are, AND you just broadcasted this to your desired demograph lol.

The layers of awesome regarding this post .. is .. well .. awesome.

Lastly ... unless your a sculpted male god who embodies the absolute perfection of female desire ... keep in mind YOUR flaws while judging others on theirs .... Everyone has them.
 Gnosis_Sublime

Joined: 12/5/2008
Msg: 132
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/24/2009 2:04:42 PM
.. with that being said .. if she was aware of her potential smell, ESPECIALLy with the timing being right after one of her periods ... well .. she should've known better.

Then again .. she was willing to f*ck you ... sooooooo.....


I know as a guy, diet plays a huge role, and if I masturbate too much *cough* .. which .. is .. never.... needed.... it begins to stink ... a little fishy.

Now think about what some girls have to endure? ... considering the general male hygenne and their fast food diets?

Troopers I tell ya!
 07Jessica

Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 133
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/24/2009 2:07:12 PM
ohh hell no! he's not a pig! i would want to know what the hell was going on!!! when in doubt just pull out!!!!
 grizzly_bear

Joined: 5/1/2005
Msg: 134
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/24/2009 3:05:45 PM
Dude, if your going to write a novel at least make it believable! I don't care what women you see, if you were to say those words, you would likely be picking your teeth up.
 angie9277

Joined: 3/26/2009
Msg: 135
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/24/2009 5:29:54 PM
LMAO...thank you for the laugh. Dude forget about her if the stank makes you wanna puke. There are POF out there that don't stink like that. :)
 Renaissance Mun

Joined: 8/9/2007
Msg: 136
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/24/2009 6:24:24 PM
Blind man walks into a fish market and says, "Good morning, ladies. Having any luck on POF?" Hey! Maybe there's a reason this site is called Plenty of Fish.
 Sleeplessintheburgh

Joined: 2/3/2009
Msg: 137
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly *BLEEP*
Posted: 6/24/2009 6:41:15 PM
[I think what we can take from the reaction of some woman respondents is some ladies are extremely self conscious about thier odor. From my experience woman often are overly self conscious.

The problem is you're lack of tact has exsasperated an issue this woman is already extraordinarly self conscious about. If you had a small penis and a woman told you sex with you sucked because your penis was too small you might develop an aversion to sexual contact. And hurt your ability to connect with other possible partners in the future

So if her smell isn't your thing, and you have no interest in pursuing her you should at least try and minimize the emotional damage you've probably done to this woman, so hopefully she's not emotionally damaged to the point where she has debilitating intimacy concerns in furture relationships. ]


You are a REALLY decent human being, jaym1234, and I hope and pray that you find a nice girl and both live very happily ever after.
 GoodWitchBeth

Joined: 2/21/2005
Msg: 138
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/7/2009 12:10:48 AM
Ok, your girlfriend is an idiot. Any gyno in the world will tell you NEVER to douche after her period. It just drives all of the stuff back up into the uterus, where it can become laced with foul smelling bacteria and nasty stuff, which takes foreve to heal. Womem should NEVER douche, the vagina natually drains and cleans itself, and should be washed from the outside with a gentle soap to keep it nice and clean and healthy.
Tell your girlfriend this, send her to the gyno, and have het tested for a mild infection...that is hat the smell is most likely from. Normal women who are clean do not have hardly any smell, as long as they are properly hydrated and don't eat anything super spicy or strange. Personally, I am a type 1 Diabetic, and I have to be very careful to keep hydrated and clean so I don't get yeast infections. Women have to take special care of this part of their body, but so many are misinformed, it is sad.

If she does have a mild infection, there are special antibiotics just for women's gentitals and she will be fixed up in no time, and the smell will be all gone. But tell her, NO MORE DOUCHING!!!!!!
Good Luck!
Beth
 Schumi_fan

Joined: 7/2/2009
Msg: 139
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/7/2009 4:03:13 AM
This thread is hilarious. I find it funny that women think they can put down men all the time and blame us for problems arising from sex when actually fact is alot of the time you women don't know wtf you are doing and us men get bored of you and just want to get the sex over with. And what gives you women the right to think you are entitled to multiple orgams? Us guys orgasm once during sex and are fine with it, so too bad if you don't have multiples...we really don't care! Its also funny when some women complain that they don't orgasm from intercourse. Well thats your problem then isn't it because the man is going to cum from intercourse so if you don't that your problem isn't it not his. You're the only one losing out from being frigid. A healthy normal woman gets off most from penetration so deal with it. But anyways, my other point is that women always like to nag and criticize men but when men criticize women they can't handle the truth and the truth is...95% of you women have stinky fishy twats so is it any wonder most guys don't like to eat your tuna tacos. Ever hear of a douche? Just washing the outside of your clam doesn't make it clean, its all the leftover crud and white stringy discharge up inside it that stinks. So use a douche at least after every cycle of your period and start taking bubble baths as well as showers so the water can get up in your twats and clean them out. The mere thought of your smelly twats makes my eyes water This had to be said because you women think you are perfect and do everything right during sex and can do no wrong when the actual fact is its you women who don't know what you are doing during sex. You should be more like women in porn who know how to turn a man on. So get off your high horse and learn to take criticism otherwise shut up.
 HazelRose

Joined: 6/15/2009
Msg: 140
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/7/2009 5:17:23 AM
Ok someone has posted that 95% of woman have a nasty vagina. Interesting. I guess that may mean this person has been going down on some skanks. If 95% of women were that awful, the porn industry would go freaking bankrupt. Amazing how vituperative someone can get over a stupid issue. Ok, guys if you really hate going down, don't. It is that simple, but please do not expect that women will want to BJ you either. Both sexes can have unpleasant odors and taste, so lets stop knocking each other over. 95% is an unrealistic #, but if this person has had such god awful luck, this person might want to look into it. P.S. Douching yourself and taking bubble baths is how you get yeast infections (besides dirty men) to begin with that kick starts the nasty odor. Please read up on genital issues before telling women to go and get rid of the good bacteria that make the other 5% taste and smell great. Also, according to porn actors payroll, if you got paid as well as them, all body parts whether they stank or not would appear as great as honey. I have known women in the industry, and they have never told me that anyone smelled great down there after a ten hour day at work. LOL
 HazelRose

Joined: 6/15/2009
Msg: 141
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/7/2009 8:42:44 PM
Well, I would hope a guy never ask for a strap on just so that a woman can pump away to prove a point! LOL I cannot speak for others, but I am very active, very hygenic, and very into the act of whatever I am doing. I hate the idea of being a dead f--k. No way, not me, no how! LOL

Maybe guys should show the women who just lay back what else to do. If they still lay back, don't f--k them, and complain later. Coming and going is just as lame.
 Cielo44

Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 142
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/7/2009 9:50:36 PM
hahahahahahahahah.... hahahahahahahah.... hahahahahahahahah.... you guys are so funny. I think that if a woman knows that her foundation smells that bad for four days after her period she had no business stepping into dud house, that is when you say no thanks maybe some other time and you go home and rub one out... hahahahahahhah we all have our stinky moment why do you act like you don't perspired I bet some of you did not even wash your bottom today...
 Mystic-One420

Joined: 12/17/2008
Msg: 143
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/7/2009 11:37:21 PM
Ummm...detailed..and very unnecessarily so I might add...But yo, in all honesty, it sounds like she might have some kind of infection going on down there...Any number of VD can cause that horrid smell...Either that or ol girl just dont take care of herself the way a woman should...If shes walking around with her **** smelling like Red Lobster, well, I can imagine where that would kill the mood...You may wanna bring it up to her as SENSITIVELY as possible....A lot of women are very embarrased, quite easily at the very mention of a bad smell...So, if you really like this woman and wanna continue a relationship, you need to be honest with her....
 curiosity_27

Joined: 8/18/2008
Msg: 144
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/9/2009 7:49:35 AM
OMG lol it is not a condition but it could come down to one thing:

She just finished her period, I'm sorry it happens to all of us, maybe you will never **** again...period I mean seriously she basically already told you that she just finished her period. It's nature's way of saying you should not being having sexual encounters right now until all the blood has cleared, some girls this only takes a day depending on their diets, cleanliness routines, and other factors. I just don't understand if she could smell it herself WTF lol
 SmellOfPoop

Joined: 6/8/2007
Msg: 145
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/9/2009 7:57:33 AM
This is a funny thread. Can you smell me? lol
 rustic36

Joined: 12/31/2008
Msg: 146
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/9/2009 8:28:13 AM
I thought I could smell something just before you posted..
Kind of like a skid mark...
 OttawaJohnM

Joined: 1/22/2006
Msg: 147
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/9/2009 8:38:00 AM
...........Well... from your loserish post.... I assume she's a prostitute since no woman would ever touch you if you didn't pay..... so there's your answer. She's got a case of the prostitute smelly snatch. Go back to your mom's basement and masterbate to the star wars film of your choosing.
 scottoliver

Joined: 3/27/2008
Msg: 148
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/9/2009 8:40:14 AM
And they say people don't take time to read anymore.

Darn OP...

Thanks for the material.

Advice is throw this fishy back in the lake or ask her to clean up her act.
 Rachel Shai

Joined: 1/28/2009
Msg: 149
view profile
History
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/9/2009 9:11:09 AM
WOW... IT SEEMS THAT IT IS YOU WITH THE ISSUE. I MEAN COME ON REALLY YOU SOUND LIKE A 12 YR OLD BOY. TELLING HIS SCHOOL BOY FRIENDS HIS LAST NIGHTS, WET DREAM AND HIS MOM WALKS IN AT HOT POINT AND RUINED YET ANOTHER WET DREAM...I GUESS GUYS THAT READ THIS WOULD SAY OH THAT HAPPENED TO ME..GUESS WHAT BOYS..YOU GUYS DONT ALWAYS SMELL LIKE ROSES.. JUST A TIP WHEN GUYS WIPE MAKE SURE IT'S CLEAN IT'S A REAL TURN OFF TO SMELL THAT CRAP WHEN YOU LOVE TO GO DOWN ON A MAN.. CHECK THE UNDERWEAR, MEN SO THAT WE DONT HAVE TO POST DUMB A$$ SHIT LIKE THIS.....
 mandingo213

Joined: 7/3/2009
Msg: 150
What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 7/9/2009 12:05:05 PM
Well this guy did the wrong thing, but probably had a true experience. Asians are hot so I think this guy is crazy. Why does everyone have to smell so good all the time. Some things are not in our control. Bottom Line way too long of a post and ya this guy is an ass.
Page 6 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
 
Show ALL Forums  > Sex and Dating  > What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?