| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/15/2009 4:08:15 PM | "You feel women are hotter when driving whatever type of car, to the extent that you've begun fantasizing about going gay"
I don't know whom you've been dating, and to whose stories you've been listening, Sparkling Brilliant Red Rose With Two Thorns, but it used to turn me on to no limit when I saw a woman's entire body behind the wheel. Any woman who was seated in the driver's seat became 10 times (not ten points) better than without sitting there. An instant winning for any woman who was at least a "1".
And I did tell about this phenomenon to every womb, dyke, and hairy.
Then I turned gay and the whole point became mute. (*)
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/15/2009 4:08:28 PM | Uh, I'm confused here. What does picking the nose have to do with telling a guy that you're not interested in him? He might get the wrong impressioned with a snotty email.  It really is simple folks, if you're not into someone, let them know in a kind and humane way. | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/15/2009 4:41:23 PM | Picking your nose sounds pretty gross...that'd do it for me!
Or, you could be a little subtle, reach down and scratch your crotch, tell him you need to get going because you have ANOTHER appointment with your Gynecologist!  | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/15/2009 5:36:09 PM |
Then I turned gay and the whole point became mute. So after you became gay, you lost your ability to speak?
Hehe, funny, but many people misspell moot; it's a common mistake. And it may have just been a typo. | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/15/2009 6:00:48 PM | Just do it simply by being openly bored. Check for broken fingernails. "Dayum...that one is splitting.."
Then when it's over be gracious and quickly get out of his space. If he is persistant, then give him the ice-cubes....and be quick and firm about it.
Some men just don't listen....
Gosh...I swear...I heard this somewhere before....hmmmm
Maybe I should've just nose-picked...then I wouldn't have gotten roasted... | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/15/2009 6:09:51 PM |
One woman I met the other day told me that what she does in those situations is to say, "Excuse me, but I've got to go home and shave my cat's ass."
Oh my gosh..this is the funniest thing I have read in weeks...thank you so much for the giggles..I laughed so hard my cat got concerned...
OP: I just try to say as nicely as possible..I enjoyed meeting you, but, I don't think we have much in common,( or are a good match)..thank you for your time though, I appreciate it.
I also need to know I enjoy talking to a guy,and the conversation comes easily and flows naturally...and I usually can tell that from the emails, im's or phone calls ahead of time... | |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:18:10 PM | "^^^ you mean the whole point became moot, darling, it's moot, not mute....LOL..."
etc.
you people are really a darling bunch. I make the best jokes of my entire life, or so I think, and one thing that I utter in writing (yeah... I know) which makes everybody laugh is my inability to smell "moot".
"I started a joke...
Which started the whole world crying...
(...)
I started to cry...
Which started the whole world... laughing..."
Bee Gees, cca 1960s sometime. | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/15/2009 6:23:19 PM |
and one thing that ... makes everybody laugh is my inability to smell "moot".
OK, you wrote "smell moot" on purpose, right? | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/16/2009 9:28:10 AM | | Probably not a subtle way, but you could try dry reaching and when he asks whats wrong, simply say "Sorry. But looking at you makes me sick" | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/16/2009 10:28:25 AM | Doodling "666" on the napkins usually works for me.........
Seriously, take deep breath and just tell the guy "thanks, but no thanks". You don't need to go into any detail other than "I don't feel we're a good match" and then thank him for the coffee/drinks/whatever and leave.
It's akin to ripping off a Band-Aid; tear it off quick and you're done. | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/16/2009 10:36:46 AM | | most people iv spoken to on this say that they just shoot out a polite e.mail saying yes or no about seeing them any further . | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/16/2009 10:46:29 AM | this is the best thread I have read in weeks.
<div class="quote"> Just do it simply by being openly bored. Check for broken fingernails. "Dayum...that one is splitting.."
This one works especially well for guys. You get bonus miles for letting her think you are gay. You could carry some floss in your purse, and show off your good dental care techniques. | |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 10:57:58 AM | WHAT????
You mean there are women that do not like talking about cars? How can this be? You would not care to hear how he rebuilt his engine and what camshafts he selected? You don't care to hear how he picked up an all aluminum rotating assembly and honed that block out to get it ready?
What kind of girl would not care to hear about how he applied assembly lube on the main bearings of the crank shft to protect it from friction in initial startup?
I find it hard to believe a woman would not want to hear about how a guy added that extra touch by porting and polishing the head to allow that fuel to slide into the combustion chamber with ease.
Oh yeah and how can a woman not want to talk about adjusting the timing just right to allow the explosion inside the combustion chamber to take place without having pre mature firing?
Yup OP you are right... some guys out there that are car guys are just SOOO boring to talk to
My guess is you are just not a match because I have found women that do like talking about cars.... There is someone out there for everyone...
Just my opinions | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/16/2009 11:15:38 AM | Just tell him you only spend 15- 30 minutes when on your first date. Only meet for coffee, something quick.
How about going to the Ladies room, you call a friend and tell her to call you back in 5 minutes. This friend calls back saying she has an emergency and you have to leave.
Or how about just being honest and saying "it was great to meet me, but I really have to go now, take care". | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/16/2009 12:31:49 PM | | When I'm not interested, I insist on paying for my share of the date, then if he calls again, say I didn't think we were a good match. I'm not good at being rude, even if my date is. | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/16/2009 1:14:23 PM | I once met a lady from POF at a coffee shop. It was our first time meeting. Halfway through her coffee, rose and said "You know, I just don't think we're a good match" and left.
I was surprised. Not at the sentiment. While certainly not totally unpleasant, the few minutes we spent together certainly also deserves no higher compliment, either. It was awkward and not much fun and uncomfortable.
Well, she had ruined her coffee with sugar, but I still had mine. As I sat there enjoying it and flipping through the newspaper, I couldn't keep from chuckling. There was no harm done. I found none when I checked for injuries. There are worse fates than sitting down and enjoying a cup of coffee by myself.
I put her behaviour down to the fact that we all have our moments where we act like a dolt and really have no explanation except that it happened. We had shared some nice conversations online and met for a few minutes. In that time, the only thing "wrong" she did was that. I hope that when she thinks back to that evening from time to time, if she does at all, she smiles and shakes her head and chuckles too.
And what was that? Well, kind of a strange and abrupt exit. But that's what strange is: out of the ordinary. This was strange for her and that was that.
Hurt feelings? Naw. I asked somebody to explore what we would be like together and they should be afraid they might have a strange moment?
Naw. Takes more than that to upset me.
The point is, ladies, don't be afraid to be upfront with us. If you don't want to go out with us, we can take it. Just try to be nice and respectful. You'll usually find you get the same in return. At least with most of us. | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/16/2009 1:17:48 PM | you don't need to tell him during the date that you're interested or not
ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER
tell him "no" when he asks you out again
if he is driving you nuts during the date, then just tell him you are ready to leave
thank him for the date and leave!
no need to lie or pick ur nose
hahhahhaha
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Posted: 6/16/2009 2:28:15 PM | Boy I have had some wierd meetings and dates. However I just never thought of doing something crazy, even when they didnt get the hint from my "Dear John" email.
Thanks for the ideas guys | |
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| Bad Dates Resulting in Picked Noses
Posted: 6/16/2009 3:24:39 PM | Divorce Broke and Bald said it all:
The point is, ladies, don't be afraid to be upfront with us. If you don't want to go out with us, we can take it. Just try to be nice and respectful. You'll usually find you get the same in return. At least with most of us.
I find it liberating to say "No thanks" during the Meet 'N Greet or date. Why waste more energy worrying about how to let him down gently when he calls again or emails about Date #2? My time is important, and I am positive men will attest to the same, so why act like you may possibly go out with him again or act like you lack in social graces by picking your nose, etc., instead of being an adult and simply saying "No, thanks."?
It's not hard to do. | |
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