| How clean is your house?
Posted: 9/27/2009 1:03:07 AM |
Ive got my kids for the week of the holidays.....
yaayyyyyyyyy... good for you prak... have an awesome time with your babies...
play ..laugh..romp... ... damn I miss colouring in...
You just have to watch out for the posts near the full moon
OHH Shit!!!!!!!! ..is it that time again?...
to pull out the garlic.. and wooden crosses?
sighs... only just packed em away...
gee the months are going fast..
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| How clean is your house?
Posted: 9/27/2009 2:54:45 AM |
play ..laugh..romp... ... damn I miss colouring in...
my 5yr old is already firing up the laptop in the morning, finding his fave games site and happily playing till we all wake up............. | |
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| How clean is your house?
Posted: 9/27/2009 9:10:38 AM | | As a single bloke, living on my own - you can imagine the place is a mess. No it's not :P Mum taught me well - vaccumed and cleaned every weekend, but I hate doing it. | |
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| How clean is your house?
Posted: 9/27/2009 10:15:17 AM | Because my house is very open, Wednesday's dust storm left everything so covered that pesky archeologists had wandered in and were cordoning off rooms to commence excavations in the hope of finding buried civilisations. I cleaned up a bit on Thursday, but it wasn't til Saturday that I had the chance to get stuck in and clean everything properly. And of course then on Saturday night we had another dust storm.  I knew housework was a waste of time! | |
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| How clean is your house?
Posted: 9/27/2009 3:25:39 PM |  Like you needed an excuse to hate housework.Sorry Naamah...i shouldn't laugh,but thats just priceless.Did the archeologists find anything by the way??
Speaking of clean,brought myself a new vacume cleaner this week.Man does the thing suck like a ...,ok,i wont go there.Got all these gizmos and gadgets and buttons to push and... F U C K me,can't believe i'm getting all excited over vacume cleaner.Some one just shoot me will ya's,think my lifes over. | |
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| How clean is your house?
Posted: 9/27/2009 8:59:52 PM |
Like you needed an excuse to hate housework.Sorry Naamah...i shouldn't laugh,but thats just priceless.Did the archeologists find anything by the way??
Yep...turns out I have timber floors. Who knew! I always thought this place had a compacted dirt floor.  | |
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| How clean is your house?
Posted: 9/27/2009 9:18:24 PM | Yep...turns out I have timber floors. Who knew! I always thought this place had a compacted dirt floor.
your place is stunning...character...authentic...... damn..
I said to my companion.. id never deserve to live in a place as awesome as this...
We live in converted dairies....shacks... ok.. yep..i know more affluent people..who live in like... a house
this week I went to a party...rock up..trying to put hot beers into.. an esky..much like a small fridge...
A 24 year..old youngin..femalechild.. grabs my hand and say's...
nana.. "come..I want to show you something......
drags me out to a perimeter... starts showing me views... .. walks me around..pointing into rooms... (i say.. for farks sake I hope you drew us a mudmap... or we will get lost)..
we get to the pool area.. the undercover... covering the pool.. was bigger .. than what we live in...
IM frantically.. saying... well where the fark is the pool boy?.......I want to try the temp?..... she pulls me back.. i think fearing id just jump in...
no just feeling the temp...
we walk in.. (i say.. I bet theyve got a flush tiolet?... yep.. no compost... it flushed.)
then we discovered.. a room.. it had a couch and a wall of dvds.. yep a whole room to put dvds in.. turns out a wall was a screen... forget what they called it..?
a theatre room?
then we get to the pool room.. (different to the pool area).... yep.. huge screen for music....etc.. play with pool table..... (although when the chicks were playing ..they called it golf... cause it was like 18 holes before the pool game was over)...
then.....ohh well theres lots more......
the dam.. was so big they had a boat....
the outside table.. was stone/marble.....huge..
i said to the hostess... now i can tell you have had sex on this...
yep she says..... i say which bit?... cause... i dont want the sticky bit...
so i moved seats...
...dont even mention the fridge.. i talked to it.. cause it had so many duvylackers/lights...... i thought.. damn...ill ask it if it has capsicums..
the whole thing.. house... was huge.... glad i dont have to clean it...
ohh wait.. there was a 2nd storey... had a glass ceiling in one room.. so you can see the stars.. sighs......so nice...
woke up next day... with the cafe type coffee machine up and running..
tried to figure out how to get adopted by the lovely couple..
without ending up being the maid...
still working on that plan...
you woulda loved the chooks naamah... heaps... but very polite.... nice gurls...
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| How clean is your house?
Posted: 10/7/2009 2:48:52 AM | When the subject of house cleaning comes up, I think of this ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn9lLnVurYI&feature=fvw
...if a man can dance, he gets a second chance.
See...all this talk of house cleaning, when we could be dancing.
Silly. | |
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| How clean is your house?
Posted: 10/7/2009 7:23:51 AM | I've come to a arrangement with the dust in my house, if it wants to be there then it can be there. Why move it, it will only come back.
Just kidding though having just spent the last three nights cleaning from one end to the other. I have guests coming for a couple of weeks so I needed to tidy and clean the spare rooms. Once I got going it was "oh well do the whole place."
Should be right for a couple of weeks now. | |
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Posted: 10/7/2009 7:42:04 AM | | ^^^I admire your committment to a fortnightly cleaning.My kitchen benchtops are clean but,unless I look like entertaining the possible love of my life,the rest of my house will continue to reflect that ...I am a pig!! | |
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| How clean is your house?
Posted: 10/7/2009 3:32:21 PM | My house is pretty tidy until the wine gremlins come, trash it, leave their c r a p everywhere, mess up my hair, then make toast in the early hours of the morning...I'm sick of tidying up after those little b a s t a r d s  | |
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| How clean is your house?
Posted: 10/7/2009 4:13:55 PM | Cyclone 'grand-squid' has been ripping through my house
for the past three days. Emergency relief crew is on the
way to help with the mopping up.
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