| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 6/20/2009 5:09:30 PM | Runner up; I was in a form fitting black dress that flared once it was at the hip bone area, sheer hose and high heels at dinner
with a real cutie.
I excused myself to go to the ladies room, did my thing, looked in the mirror and thought how hot I was.
Walked back to the table as everyones eyes were on me and I knew it, sat down and realized nothing was between my hose and chair.
To this day I always check and see if I stuffed my dress in my panty hose.
Good one!!!  That's happened to me too... Dresses with a few miles of fabric can be tough to keep track of! 
That one reminded me of another funny night but I have to back up to a few nights before the date. I was seeing a guy who liked to "play" as much as I did and while he was chasing me around the centre island in my apartment, he sneaked up on me, scared me and I turned to run without taking my foot with me. I seriously tore my ligament in my ankle and ended up on crutches that night. We already had a date to go dancing a few nights later and I was determined to go, regardless of the bread loaf my ankle had turned into...
The evening of the dance, I tensor bandaged my ankle and actually managed to cram it into a pair of strappy high heels. Sore under the arms and in the palms of my hands from my crutches, I left them at home and actually managed to walk without much distress as long as I kept the weight off of that one foot. We went to a popular nightclub and ended up seated in the balcony that ran along the edge of the dancefloor. I kept putting off dancing on it but eventually, felt the need to get up and go to the ladies room. I forgot that I was sitting in a raised booth and when I stood up, slammed down hard on my injured ankle. The pain shot up my leg and I screamed which drew everyone's attention. Flailing away to stop myself from falling, I caught the edge of a table which unfortunately was on rollers. Instead of being the pretty and graceful lady I'd intended to be that night, I ended up running that table the entire length of the balcony, screaming "Fawk Me! Fawk Me! Fawk Me!" as I went by the crowd.
It was a far quieter me who emerged from the restroom a long time later... with my red face. | |
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| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 6/20/2009 8:10:25 PM | | I always forget. Do not drink anything while reading POF forums-unless ya like having to clean up the comp screen and the keyboard. Laughing while drinking is dangerous! | |
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| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 6/20/2009 8:29:17 PM | | Not really funny, just weird. I had a POF meet and greet with a guy. I swear to God he said less then 5 words. His shoes has burst at the seams and his hair look like it had not been combed in ages and he appeared to have slept in his clothes I had to do all the talking and his response to questions I asked were only one word responses. Last meetup, needless to say. Another one was a man that stood me up because he had to go to a mens homeless shelter to get a tooth pulled. WTF do I attract these weirdos? | |
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| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 6/20/2009 9:57:01 PM | The one that comes to mind, was the guy who was apparently a groupie for a local band and he took me to see them play. It wasn't long after we got there and ordered a drink that my daughter sent me a text and I took just a moment to reply. (She was still living going to school and living at home at the time). 15 red flags went up when he became angry that I responded to her text (seriously?) but I gave him the benefit of the doubt temporarily and joined him on the dance floor. OMG, he had a seizure right there. Remember the Elaine dance from Seinfeld? She ain't got nuthin on this guy! It was so hard not to laugh at the time, but after cutting the evening short, I laughed all the way home.  | |
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| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 6/20/2009 11:22:21 PM | | About four years ago I met a woman who was fun to talk with but we really did not have much in common. On our third date we went to a nice little club for dinner and dancing to a blues band. We had ordered dinner and were on our second glass of wine when she began saying little things to let me know she was ready to take our relationship to the bedroom. I played innocent because that was not really what I had in mind and thought this would probably be our last date. Seeing I was not getting the hint (Remember I do not take hints!!) She leaned across the table a little and whispered not so quietly to me that she was not wearing anything under her skirt. The waiter almost dropped our food! He was at the table just as she spoke. The funny part was watching that young boy watching her all night long while we danced. I threw in plenty of spins and twirls that night but could not get that skirt to fly. | |
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| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 6/21/2009 12:08:19 AM | Silken Fire
That is sooo funny and brough memories of an Edgar Winter concert.
Small club , again in a sasafrass dress.( I love my jeans now). Went to the ladies room came back to sit and missed the chair, sprawled eagle wide legged Fatal attraction moment.
This is a great post.
I could see you trying to dance pivoting on one leg imagining if it were me.
That fawking language brought my flash back. | |
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| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 6/21/2009 6:17:47 AM | Anjelic, Silken Fire, thank you both SO much for the belly laughs. I was lucky, and didn't have my mouth full of coffee, but I just KNOW my neighbors heard me laughing (the entire neighborhood probably did).
I have done the "skirt in the panty hose thing" too! And Silk, that whole "fawk me" thing is hysterical!
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Posted: 6/21/2009 8:48:46 AM | Around your knees!!!
I hope you had on knickers
The first one, yes I wish the whole earth had swallowed me whole.
I still think my date thought I was just scratching my behind for 5 minutes while I extracted the dress.
Humbling to say the least.
I fell to some real funky music the second one and only a couple of people saw my "shame". But I fled shortly after.....like 3 minutes. | |
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Posted: 6/21/2009 1:28:28 PM | | OK I have never really dated and I did try it once I met a guy online from india and he was a DR. I thought he'd be normal and respectable We went to dinner then for drinks he stopped to check into his hotel and made the comment I was like a cow and asked if he could milk me, and by the end of the date he actually asked if i'd be interested in a little role play and calling him brother needless to say he never got a call back and my friends still moo at me. I was offended not knowing wheather to laugh or slap him but I do find the humor in it that was a definate dating disaster | |
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| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 6/27/2009 6:57:06 AM |
OK I have never really dated and I did try it once I met a guy online from india and he was a DR. I thought he'd be normal and respectable We went to dinner then for drinks he stopped to check into his hotel and made the comment I was like a cow and asked if he could milk me, and by the end of the date he actually asked if i'd be interested in a little role play and calling him brother needless to say he never got a call back and my friends still moo at me. I was offended not knowing wheather to laugh or slap him but I do find the humor in it that was a definate dating disaster
Nice guy, insults you, then wants to jump your bones
It is funny now but I bet it wasn't at the time!
I hope you left him with two black eyes. BTW most men are not like that!  | |
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Posted: 6/27/2009 7:05:18 AM | Firstly; thanks Starman for the laugh, great story! It does get too serious on here sometimes.
Funniest date happened when I was a teenager. My Mum had a friend who thought that her younger brother would like me. She arranged a blind date, and on the night he picked me up. He was tall, quite handsome and had very nice manners but was even shyer than me. He took me to a nice pub and we spent an uncomfortable half hour not knowing what to say to each other. After a while he said he was going to call his sister to come and sit with us because he was too shy to talk to me. I excused myself and went to the bathroom where I laughed so much that on my return he thought I’d been crying so he took me home. It would never have worked; I couldn’t be romantically involved with a man called Kim! | |
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Posted: 6/27/2009 3:09:49 PM |
I couldn’t be romantically involved with a man called Kim! So, you know my (male) cousin Kim?  | |
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| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 6/27/2009 5:14:29 PM | one of my funniest dates is so tame compared to the prior stories that I hesitate to tell it ... ahh, well ...
met a nice man ... in a normal way, at a club meeting! the club went camping for the next weekend and he'd offered to drive me up to the camp site ... we sort of ended up spending most of the weekend together in a non-sexual but semi-romantic way ...
first REAL date next weekend: he wanted to include my two children ... we went to a steak house that my children and I regularly frequented ... I excused myself at one point to go to the ladies' room ... I came back into the dining room in time to witness a food fight ...
my date, my daughter and my son were THROWING mashed potatoes at each other ... omg ... I was so embarrassed! I mean ... the waitresses were shooting daggers at me! it was a long time before we went back to THAT restaurant ...
incidentally, they ALL insisted one of the others started it! just what I wanted ... another kid to raise ... (not!)
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Posted: 7/13/2009 7:07:26 PM | One and only date, we met for lunch, the pub didn't take credit cards, he had no cash, I lent him a $50.00 bill. It took at least a week of me calling him to get my money repaid.
Another first and only date, he called me and asked me to meet for a sandwich and beer after work. I met him, we ate and he then asked me to pay half of the bill. hhmmm, I reminded him that he invited me, and gave him a bit of advice, to talk about this before hand. I told him I would leave the tip. I was never so glad to get to my car and get out of there! Oh yeah, he also told me he thought it would be fun to go with my girlfriends and me to see "The Monkees" in concert! OMG, do real men really want to see Davy Jones in concert!
And then, last but not least, the date that traumatized me for at least a year! After chatting with this sexy guy, seeing him on web cam, talking on the phone a few times a day, we planned to meet at a hotel and spend a very hot night! WELL, when when I opened the door, a woman was standing there and I looked suprised and told her I was exptecting someone else, she must have the wrong room, guess what! It was him! He was a cross dresser, and he looked very good, I was floored! I tried to be cool about it, we talked, he explained, we drank a lot of alcohol, but there wasn't enough for me to really understand it. LOL, sooo, I told him he looked really great, but I'm not going to be the man, and I now realize I'm not a lesbian either. We went to sleep, no kissing, hugging, etc. but in the morning he dressed in his jeans, hat on backwards, he was so sexy looking, but I was so sad! We are still friends, and I have come along way with acceptance of others in that situation, When I tell the story I can laugh, but at the time it was heartbreaking. | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 2:06:34 PM | I dated a legal beagle from Vermont in 2003.. He invited me to Vermont to watch one of his performances with this Taiko group he had performed with for years.
Well here we were heading out to the place he was going to perform at. His uniform was hung up in the back of his SUV. We pull up to the place and get out..
I have my trusty bottle of water with me. As he gets out he reaches around the rear to get out his uniform from the backseat.. As he does he glances at me and I see that his uniform is about to hit the mud. I make a flying leap to try and get it before it does and my water spills all over it and as it hits the ground.
What a mess that Taiko uniform was. Luckily he was able to get someone from the area to wash it quickly and dry it.
The show had to go on.
I should have remained a no show after what I did by making such a nice contribution to the mess.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:51:50 PM | | some of these are so funny, the trees in the water now that had me laughing out loud, thank you x | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6:18:39 PM | ...Well not so much a date but a first meet, what an impression he left. BTW...I can usually relate many life experiences back to a Seinfeld episode. Literally.
You know the episode where Elaine goes on a date with a guy but ends up turned off by his sloppy eating habits. Same thing.
Only "my guy" wanted to meet at a Vietamese place cause according to him, they served the best pork and noodles. We were making small talk during the course of the meal and I noticed a noodle on his chin so I politely pointed it out to him, He wiped it off and we continued our conversation. A few minutes passed and when I looked up again, another noodle. So once again I indicated to him the location of said noodle.
When it happened a third time, I said nothing. I waited, and I waited. I found that I could not concentrate on the conversation as my attentions was so focused on that damn noodle. I couldn't understand how he could not feel it there.
Don't know exactly what happened or when the noodle disappeared because I forced myself to keeps my eyes averted. That is until he lifted the bowl and sucked up the remainder of his soup. True story.
We never did go out again, which actually didn't have anything to do with his eating habits, we were just not a match. I still get a chuckle when I think of him.
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| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 9/29/2009 8:28:59 PM | This isn't really a first date story, but rather something that happened during an on again, off again relationship I had a few years ago. During our first winter together, we rarely worked the same shift, so I would often meet him downtown and go for a ride with him...a city bus driver.
One particular night, clear and cold, but with no snow or ice anywhere after a recent thaw, I started across the main street to transfer to his bus. I didn't know this, but one of his buddies had seen me headed that way and the two of them were watching me cross the road. I was about half way across the road when my the toe of my boot caught on a crack in the pavement, and down I went with a crash, chin first into the hard surface. I got up with the help of a few other pedestrians and made my way to his bus, all bruised and bloody. His friend said, "I bet that's the first time a lady fell for you, eh____?" A trip to emergency followed, resulting in 4 stitches and some painkillers.
We laughed about that for weeks, and I have a story to tell any time someone asks about the scar on my chin, lol | |
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Posted: 9/30/2009 12:08:24 PM | I'm sure that somewhere in this big world a woman telling her friends her version of my most embarrassing date.
This was back when I was in Art school. I had my eye on Ellen for a long time. I knew she had an interest in me as well. When I got the nerve to ask her out she had a class. Then the next time I had to cancel because I was behind in a Project. This back and forth went on for some time. Finally our schedules meshed and we made a date. The plan was for dinner and then back to the campus for a foreign film put on by the school film society.
As I was getting ready I started to feel a little off not sick but not feeling great. I was bound and determined to make this date. Ellen was a free spirit looked great in her bell bottom jean s and embroidered top long strawberry blond hair. She was a perfect surfer/hippie chic sweet natural and very sexy.
Dinner was at a small bistro I had Linguine with clam sauce. we shared some inexpensive chianti wine . I now know That not the best thing to have when feeling off. We Made it to The film all subtitled of course. Now about half way into the movie I'm really feeling sick. Cold sweat stomach doing flip flops. At first I tried to hold things together and pretend like nothing was wrong. My stomach had another plan. When I knew I had lost the Battle, I turned to Ellen to excuse myself. Then Promptly throw up all her jeans and shoes! I was mortified.
Now this lovely woman covered in vomit was an Angel. She got me home cleaned me put me to bed and even called the next evening to make sure I was OK.
I had a fever that lasted for about 4 days. When I recovered we met up again . She told me at the end of the school term she was heading to Hawaii She met some other buff Surfer over there. I was Heart broken . Every time I hear Niel Youngs Cinnimon Girl I think of Ellen. | |
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Posted: 9/30/2009 12:16:40 PM | | The one who never showed up and I got my frustration out by emailing him and telling him what a chickens*it he was lol | |
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Posted: 9/30/2009 12:27:59 PM | I met a fabulous guy once, years ago. He was attractive, generous. After a few dates I invited him home with me. When I returned from a "restoom" break he was wearing one of my dresses, a slim, chinese cut number with no back. I told him the blue would have been a much better choice with his colouring....
Never saw him or wore that dress again....
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