|
|
|
|
|
| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 10/6/2009 8:25:11 PM | | Chatted online for a bit, his picture was very cute. We did a lunch meet and greet at a Thai place. I arrived and checked in with the hostess, who pointed to a man sitting at a nearby table. I smiled even though his appearance was markedly different than his photo. I could deal with the 10+ years and the 40+ pounds, but as I sat down, I had trouble looking him in the eye. He, for some unknown reason, had shaved off one eyebrow. I didn't know where to look and faked a stomach ache to leave before lunch. I burst out laughing as soon as I was in my car. As soon as I got home, I looked up his profile to make sure his picture included two eyebrows. | |
|
| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 10/11/2009 3:42:14 PM | Message 59
omg had me howling with laughter,
there certainly are some brilliant funny stories coming out, thank you all for sharing, its good to laugh | |
|
| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 10/13/2009 10:59:29 AM | This was the mid 90's before Internet dating had really gotten off the ground.
I was doing personal ads in the paper. Met a woman there - talked a few times. She seemed nice. Agreed to meet.
I was going to pick her up and take her to dinner. I called the night before to confirm time, etc... She asked me about the place. I told it was nice, but not overly so. She said okay. The conversation wound down. I was getting ready to go when she said 'Oh by the way, I color my hair. Is that okay?' I said sure. No problem.
What the heck, what percent of women over 35 don't color their hair.
Well, I go to pick her up. She comes to the the door in this really nice little black dress, heels, etc ... She is a knock out. However...... her hair. It was GREEN. Not kelly green, nor green like a lawn. Dayglow green, construction safety vest green, like a tennis ball green.
That was one of my first personal ad dates.
And yes, I took her out any way. | |
|
| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 10/13/2009 12:16:05 PM |
My sister's translation of that bit of information is "he can't get IT up".
I read a study about this. The conclusion is your sister's translation.  | |
|
| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 10/13/2009 2:13:02 PM | My story is a co worker not in my dept. who is trying to hookup his" kumpadre" a godfather to her daughter to all the single women( americans and filipinos) at work, and they refused go out with him, so my co worker hook me up to him, he have a better chance with me, according to her for I am classy lol...My co worker said that this man is very rich, very kind, goodlooking and has 2 degrees on high falluting university of the rich people in CA and he own his business. I did my home work interogated all the girls what 's wrong with the guy,??? >>"he is too old for me" answered in unison ,those women are not young either, they are in the range of 44,53,56, and all they say are all praises to this guy age 59.. he doesn't look his age he has a very smooth face,nice guy blah blah .So we set a date,in one of the restaurant on where I work, told each other what we are wearing.. Then a punk guy dressed in a white long sleeve shirt with a paper bag ,crept to me and push a placard with my name written on it,close to my face. He did not even ask me what I want to eat ,he ordered ice cream and coffee..cold and hot . He talk me to death non stop,I can't even get in to the conversation he look me down like I am rude,if I say something like I am interrupting him . At least he was honest to tell me that Mary my co worker told him to remove his earring and put on a white long sleeve shirt to cover his tattoes. The paper bag he was carrying is a gift for me cheap chocolate/cookies/2 t-shirt/baseball cap, I gave it away to friends ... after the date the girls asked how did it go ?,I lied that I enjoyed his company,he gave me gifts of expensive chocolate, plus a gift of certificate from Macy's worth $100.00, and we are going to thisplace and that place next week,,,,then studied their face if they are jealous or have regrets >NONE< What I learned from this experienced we all love Mary not to hurt her for she was a very nice person, so we did not say any thing bad to this punk.......... guy.. | |
|
| Which date left you laughing
Posted: 10/13/2009 2:52:54 PM |
Went to dinner then for drinks,he stopped to check into his hotel and made comment was like a cow an asked if he cold milk me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
How weird!!! Cows from india are Sacred, I wondered why he compared you to Cows ??? Could it be a complement ? | |
|
|
|
Home
login 
