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Posted: 6/22/2009 4:20:22 PM | Then again I'm told the Mother had gas she was blowing alot of hot air out of her azz then out poped alittle baby boy into the commode sounds like a republican to me. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2009 4:29:05 PM |
"I mistook my baby for a crap from my vagina" part that's implausible.
most any woman who delivered a baby naturally ( with out any medication or blocks, lol not into a toliet) would tell you when you have to push you push, with everything you have in you, and no you can not tell exactly where or what you are pushing. | |
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Posted: 6/24/2009 5:05:26 AM |
sounds like a republican to me
Star Log,..1.39.687.....Let the Captians Log show that we have discovered a new Alien Life form, that apparently starts life in a strange round receptical normaly used to recycle precious body fluids. Humanoid form, probably grow into a somewhat inteligent life form that will hopefully save this dieing plant from voteing Democratic.
Kirk out.
At least the baby lived, Thank Goodness,..starting life in a shitter, hopefully will lead to better things, but knowing how cruel humans can be, he will probably carry the moniker "Turd" with him for the rest of his life,..or at least till he leaves Portage. | |
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Posted: 6/24/2009 11:05:39 AM |
If they don't think it's a baby, these women should be calling Ridley Scott so he can film it when the Alien bursts out of their stomachs. People can't be that dumb. Can't be!
My stomach does weird things on a daily basis. Loud noises.. the works. I have crohn's though... not a baby.
How is it a happy ending that a dumb teenager reproduced? Having trouble with that one.
I guess my penis prevents me from knowing what it's truly like to be pregnant
Some women's insides take mega-abuse and bladder stomping.. obviously.. as described right here in this thread, but then some women experience none of that.
There's no ONE explanation of what it's like. | |
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Posted: 6/24/2009 11:49:16 AM |
I do not believe that a women does not know she is pregnant.... regardless of what she says The OP doesn't say how old the Nicole is, but I have a feeling she's not a women, she's a child. And it is not impossible she didn't understand what was happening to her. | |
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Posted: 6/24/2009 11:56:13 AM |
Even if a girl/woman could ignore that she hasn't had a period in months, it's kinda hard to ignore something moving around in your abdomen every half hour. If they don't think it's a baby, these women should be calling Ridley Scott so he can film it when the Alien bursts out of their stomachs. People can't be that dumb. Can't be!
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Posted: 6/24/2009 2:45:28 PM | This is obviously an urban myth.
-For one thing , it's more than rare to get verbatim quotes from 911 calls in the paper.
-Secondly , how is that a baby can fall into a toilet bowl head-first and not drown while it's already suffocating from the gunk in its lungs all babies are born with ?
-Thirdly , even if any of this did make any sense up to this point , there's the whole giving-birth-without-realizing-it part that really stretches all credulity.
-Fourthly , what person is verbose enough to use the word" hemorraging" without being able to figure out the difference between a baby and guts ?
-Fifth , why would a 911 operator automatically suggest going back to take a look in the toilet bowl to make sure that the daughter's guts weren't really a baby ? That would actually constitute grounds for dismissal since it's nothing but a hunch in an emergency situation where time to rule out unlikely possibilities is wasted time.
-Journalists don't use twenty exclamation marks per sentence.
-Too many spelling errors and textual omissions.
This just has all the hallmarks of an urban myth right from the beginning. | |
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Posted: 6/24/2009 4:57:36 PM |
I heard about it through a friend that knows the people..
Ahhhh, and the plot thickens. That kind of info sourcing is yet another hallmark of an urban legend.
This hasn't made the News, but it should.....
That deoends on your perspective. I mean, everybody knows that the top journalists in Portage Indiana use nothing but the most highly sophisicated technological means to get their news stories.
Translation for those who live outside the community of Portage Indiana:: If 2 empty soups cans and some string weren't involved in the storytelling, it just ain't news! | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 1:12:01 PM | The majorty of Non belivers,
must have NEVER spent any time in INDIANA ,..where High School, and College Sports get more Coverage than the Super Bowl !
Any time there is a GAME on,..you can expect to find a room full of strangers crowded around the Television rooting for their favorite High School,..or College.
Its Strange to me, cause Im not into SPORTS,..yet I cant help being drawn into their enthuisium.
I remember when I returned to Indiana, in 75,.....IU had went undefeated,..and every players on IU Basketball were household names,.....
Hoosiers might forget their sisters Birthday,...but ya never forgot your Favorite Team Player and their Stats !
Indiana,....More than a State Fair ! | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 1:34:41 PM | | She must be pretty stupid to think her intestine has a head, arms and legs. She must have confused the umbilical chord for intestine tube, but damn, any moron can identify a baby from other organs. Especially when the tube/chord is coming from her vagina rather than her butt. My dog would have known that it was a baby. | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 2:06:55 PM |
She must be pretty stupid to think her intestine has a head, arms and legs.
Women aren't like us menfolk. They don't normally look down to admire their handywork before flushing. | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 2:08:11 PM | [QUOTE]Then again I'm told the Mother had gas she was blowing alot of hot air out of her azz then out poped alittle baby boy into the commode sounds like a republican to me.[/QUOTE]
Big Byrd
Speaking of gas ,this statement qualifies for just that. When the demo's cut your benefits you will cry like a big baby that was just flushed down the toilet. | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 2:22:57 PM | Some woman can have what's called an "interior placenta" and a "backwards uterus", both of which can cause you not to feel the baby move as much.
Personally, I had both, but I felt my son move like crazy all the time. It makes me wonder how much more movement I would have felt if I didn't have those two things..
But I suppose if you weren't looking for pregnancy you might chalk movement up to gas.
Trust me..I was absolutely flabbergasted to find out I was pregnant. If I would have continued to get my period while I was pregnant I don't think I'd have found out so early on (5 weeks) I think I'd have found out when the morning sickness really started to hit, which was around 8 weeks...Hell even after the doctor told me I was pregnant I still took a couple tests cause I was in such disbeleif..lol | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 3:23:42 PM | "Crying like a baby..." Actually USC I plan on camping outside your door with my "Will whine like a republican for money" Sign..I knew I'd get a response outta you.. I really don't think that would make me cry I'm not a democrapper either but I did vote for Obama I'm not sorry I did..Sarcasim aside I look at losing things as Gods Will and expect something else might come along..This story is not a myth say what you will the girl that didn't know she was pregant is one of my relations and my topic was based on how the police, medic's and fire dept. responded by bring my folks food and gifts that really warms my heart...For the fella from NorthWest Indiana who calls Portage, Indiana trailer trash Someday you'll miss N.W. Indiana..I couldn't wait to leave either..Until I joinned the military. This ones for you USC... | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 3:37:49 PM |
This story is not a myth say what you will the girl that didn't know she was pregant is one of my relations and my topic was based on how the police, medic's and fire dept. responded by bring my folks food and gifts that really warms my heart..
My dear friend
I was referring to the your remark about a republican . ha ha ha | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 9:10:17 PM | | Oh I know....But there were others that were very opinionated about the subject and very vocal...And very judgemental but it's their opinion..I would have only written Oh I know, but then I would have gotten the "Messages this short", speech.. | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 9:54:20 PM | How could a woman be pregnant and actually give birth without knowing she had?
Well... this story has holes in it so big it could have quintuplets and not feel a thing. More than a few haven't noticed that either so I guess anything is possible?
The girl didn't notice being pregnant, and nor did anyone around her, which can indeed happen but I've always assumed that actually giving birth would kind of get ones attention?
I suppose it did because she noticed the 'intestines'. But didn't notice the baby, the biggest lump of all?
Plus, as someone above has already pointed out and it puzzles me too, how come the baby didn't drown while they were on the phone getting Basic Sex Ed.101 lessons?
I wouldn't be surprised if they only called the emergency services after their thread "I just dumped my intestines in the crapper, what should I do?" got deleted by the community because it looked like a joke/troll thread.
PS: What are those 2 clowns ^^^ (Post # 38, 40, 41) talking about? Does dreary American politics have some relevance to this thread? | |
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Posted: 8/10/2009 10:17:15 AM | I'm surprised a genius like you cannot see the politics in this thread come on think hard! Read the whole thread and try again..Clowns..And you don't even post your picture.  I'm surprised a genius like you cannot see the politics in this thread now squint your eyes and try again..."In order to keep the intregety in this thread we are not allowing Byrd to post more than 356 times in his own thread, so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         | |
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Posted: 8/10/2009 10:52:59 AM |
Sorry Nebula I don't get offended about my weight..My Mother weights 127 my Sisters in the 130 range...I weigh 420 ahhhhh gotta go..
You don't look like you weigh that much, and I love your kitties in your profile pics! Is this a 3 wheel motorcycle?
"Riding my 3 -wheel tricycle " | |
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