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 Yellowjack

Joined: 9/26/2008
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Posted: 6/24/2009 12:05:23 PM
Had to chip in with an Aussie one "Map of Tassie".Or "Pig Bite".Therefore you can say to a girl "show us where the pig bit ya".We don't simply call it a c*** here as we reserve that word for our mates.
 MadMicko

Joined: 10/2/2007
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Posted: 6/24/2009 12:09:38 PM
Another Aussie one for the surfers, Furry fin chop
 hellgremlin

Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 27
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Posted: 6/24/2009 12:12:03 PM
Stench trench.
 grimisocks

Joined: 2/25/2009
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Posted: 6/24/2009 3:01:48 PM
hi all. i was watching germaine greer (british feminist) some months ago on tv. she was discussing the origins of the words c**t and vagina. she said that vagina was an old latin military (or was it greek?) term for the sheath for the sword. so, over time vagina became known as the natural place for the penis. the word c**t on the other hand has its origins in old celtic and germanic language. the c word (..and i hate to use asterixes etc for this) alluded to how females were highly regarded in those cultures. i suppose early pagans prayed to Danu who was the feminine god of fertility and women were an integral part of that society unlike our ciivilisation where the girls were on the periphery of things and continue to be on some levels.
i actually like the sound of c**t. Its powerful and its real unlike vagina which alludes to a warped femininity which belongs to the realm of romantic novels and unnatural ideals.
 TomRKO187

Joined: 10/29/2006
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Posted: 6/24/2009 3:09:18 PM
I like to make deposits at "THE BANK"!!!!!!!!
 cuban delite

Joined: 4/29/2009
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Posted: 6/24/2009 6:56:21 PM
................ the 'kitty'
 Connor-19

Joined: 1/27/2009
Msg: 31
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Posted: 6/24/2009 7:07:07 PM
"This is the only thing I find interesting in women"

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 MichaelRAllen

Joined: 5/27/2009
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Posted: 6/24/2009 9:37:00 PM
Axe wound.
-Mike
 GoodWitchBeth

Joined: 2/21/2005
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Posted: 6/24/2009 9:55:07 PM
I was in a furrier shop ( yeah so I am not a member of PETA) and there was this beautiful pink fur coat in the window. I had to try it on, and I asked the salesman what it was, and as God is my witness, he said "Shaved Beaver"! I laughed so hard tears rolled down my cheeks, and he got to laughing with me, and I told him, it was the prettiest coat I had ever laid my eyes on, but there was no way I could ever wear a coat made of Shaved Beaver, cause I could never admit to what it was!

And by the way, in my family, girls have poodlies and boys have weebers.

Don't ask me how or why.
Beth
 mikestrobe

Joined: 6/9/2009
Msg: 34
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Posted: 6/25/2009 2:15:38 PM
the gash that never heals
 septjan

Joined: 2/17/2009
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Posted: 6/25/2009 6:06:39 PM
what about the old one a clap trap,****or a twat
 inbruges

Joined: 5/1/2009
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Posted: 6/25/2009 7:56:14 PM
I'm amazed no one has used Cooter yet!
 danzandsing

Joined: 5/12/2009
Msg: 37
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Posted: 6/25/2009 8:19:05 PM
"Super Kitty!!"

My favorite
 Jewels49

Joined: 4/20/2009
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Posted: 6/25/2009 10:27:37 PM
Don't you hate it when everyone else posts and takes all the cool names?..

so, my humble offering is: "Minge" or "Mimi"
 heidimae23

Joined: 12/25/2007
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Posted: 6/25/2009 11:02:53 PM
my daughter calls hers a tuppy! and i have heard cha-chi
 mattymcg

Joined: 5/9/2009
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Posted: 6/26/2009 12:20:12 AM
The Vagoo

ITs my altime favourite and i use it in all forms of convo
 RockHardBiker2

Joined: 9/2/2008
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Posted: 6/26/2009 10:33:54 AM
Something Michael Jackson DIDN"T LIKE and DIDN"T KNOW how it worked.
 P.R.Handgrenade69

Joined: 4/10/2009
Msg: 42
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Posted: 6/26/2009 10:48:10 AM
These are so funny!!!!LMAO!!!!

You forgot camel toe, vajojo, and red snapper.
 nickOO7

Joined: 6/25/2009
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Posted: 6/28/2009 5:13:39 AM
You guys should listen to the Kevin Bloody Wilson song "You Cant Say (insert 'C' word here) In Canada"

the Sheilas call it~ muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love.
It's really gross what the guys call it
 Emmy**

Joined: 4/20/2009
Msg: 44
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Posted: 6/28/2009 3:51:34 PM
Thank you all for your contributions...they are hilarious!!!

A few more that I know are...

Velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, co*k-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, f*ck pocket, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, di*k eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, di*k driver

And my all time fav would have to be ....purple people penis eater
 Jack317

Joined: 8/2/2008
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Posted: 6/28/2009 9:07:09 PM
Cream filled Twinkie
 loveis...

Joined: 1/13/2008
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Posted: 7/1/2009 4:32:26 PM
lmao bergina okay

sooooooooooooooo

i just call mine a NA NA
 Anitagoodman

Joined: 3/12/2009
Msg: 47
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Posted: 7/1/2009 9:05:57 PM
LOL.. hilarious.
My great grandma had a way with words. She was also from the generation who took spongebaths in between tub baths since they didn't have indoor plumbing. She'd hand her daughter a warm basin of water, soap, and a cloth, then tell her to wash as far as possible..."Possible" being what she called the girl parts. Thank God for indoor plumbing!
 Mxchic

Joined: 8/27/2008
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Posted: 7/1/2009 11:47:20 PM
I came up with "Poozle" a few years ago! I got yer poozle right here! No poozle for you! That's some bad poozle!
 Emmy**

Joined: 4/20/2009
Msg: 49
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Posted: 7/2/2009 4:44:22 AM

I came up with "Poozle" a few years ago! I got yer poozle right here! No poozle for you! That's some bad poozle!


Man that hilarious!
My house mate and agree poozle gets our vote!!

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