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Posted: 6/23/2009 12:13:52 PM | It's not a turn on to me but I love any chance I can get to have a good laugh in bed.
I love to laugh.
I love sex.
Combine the 2 and it doesn't get any better. | |
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| Embarassing yet unavoidable
Posted: 6/23/2009 12:24:22 PM |
Some queefs were quick and almost silent,
Kinda like those cemetery spirits in Poltergeist! Whooosh!!! Blew right by ya, but you could feel it. LOL!
and others were gut splitters to be sure. It's hard not to laugh hysterically when one comes out. I don't find it a turn off at all
 Yeah, it's like, "I did that to you??!!!" 
I'm confused though, does it literally sound like a fart, yet it came from your vagina. or does it sound softer? is this only during sex?
Well, if his back was turned to you when you queefed, his ear, alone, could not distinguish one from the other. No worries. Lol. I have tried lots of different approaches, and it is just not anatomically for any normal man to back into a woman to produce a queef. It is possible, though unlikely, that the queef might be delayed, so that you are not "coupled" at the moment of release.
Like birth, a uniquely female experience. Makes ya wonder what sensations, exactly, resonate within her from a queef. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 12:28:31 PM |
Queefs are as natural as the actual ass farts.
And both are funny.
Now where were those threads about farts... I'll have to resurrect them again...
OP,
My attitude is that is normal and natural and at most, something to laugh over.
Anybody who gets upset or grossed out over it is immature. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 1:06:48 PM | Has anyone else queefed at yoga? Silent but deadly?
Mine smell like chocolate. I sweat chocolate too. Milky white chocolate yum! Out of this world. Taste of Chicago, coming right up - yay! | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 1:11:05 PM |
Has anyone else queefed at yoga? Silent but deadly?
You might want to see a doctor about that, and be sure to tell your current partner(s) so they can get checked also! | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 1:12:03 PM | | It doesnt bother me but my gf freaks out. Sometimes she even farts from her 'bum' when she orgasms- Men love farts- women should embrace their queefs. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 1:14:27 PM | | If I perfect my talent, I might just write a book about it then: The Yoga Queef Starlet. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 3:55:36 PM | | Yeah it happens. My girlfriend never got embarrassed about it,but we'd both laugh. Now we just ignore it and keep going. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 4:10:24 PM | If one pumps anything long and hard enough..........physics will take effect.....
OT.......I take it as just another compliment that we fit so well together that the tightness and friction just forces it to happen, nothing wrong with it.........just another thing to discuss before, during and after.....
Just my opinion.......   | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 4:26:04 PM |
It feels like she's deflating and so you hang on to keep her from flying around the room.
Somone has popped their blow up doll before heh. Needle d i c k.
What does it feel like on mens penises???
Shake up a Pespi bottle real good. Pop the top and stick your finger in the bottle. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 5:01:09 PM |
However, there are some highly adverse side effects to the queef...namely embolisms. Pack enough air in there and hold it in or refuse to let it escape, and it can travel her bloodstream and cause an embolism. Yea, they're fatal. Fatal as in she can die. So to queef serves two purposes I can see...one to remind one to slow the Hell down...and two to keep her in the game (and alive is always a good option).
WOW! Death by queefing! No more doggy-style for me!  | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 5:17:05 PM | Occurring more frequently than not, the "inflation" or "insufflation" of the vagina with air, followed by the rapid expulsion of the air from the vagina, resulting in a rapid exhalation, fluttering or otherwise "audible" event, well, it happens. You are not alone. Guys, deal with it - stuff happens... well, not always... if your arse is too tight... or too loose... ummmm, I'm off-topic - sorry.
Cheers - MD | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 5:27:42 PM | | At least they don't smell...they're just one of those things you can't help but laugh at. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 5:34:55 PM | | I don't mind the queefing while I am at it, but the 'plopp' when I pull out makes me giggle... | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:08:32 PM | | Haha, I must be honest and say that it mostly only happens to me while im doing doggy :P | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:15:41 PM | | um.. i really don't think you're going to give anyone an embolisim from air in there. it's an external opening. So unless you are going to insist that holding in a real fart is going to cause embolisim - I want some scientific proof on this one. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 6:20:11 PM | Yes it does sound like a fart....a real one.....usually a bunch of them one after anouther for about a minute if you don't stop thrusting.My gf says it "vibrates her ****" and after I explained to her after several occurances that it did not gross me out or make me want to stop she now rather enjoys when it happens.She says its a bit of a pleasurable surprise!The feeling she gets I mean.
As for me it feels only like a rush of air past my dangly bits but it feels ok....nothing to complain about. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 7:14:05 PM | Dear Doctor Ruth (a.k.a., BigDaddyJinx),
However, there are some highly adverse side effects to the queef...namely embolisms. Pack enough air in there and hold it in or refuse to let it escape, and it can travel her bloodstream and cause an embolism. Yea, they're fatal. Fatal as in she can die. So to queef serves two purposes I can see...one to remind one to slow the Hell down...and two to keep her in the game (and alive is always a good option).
Holy s***! Eureka! Ummm, where did you say you went to medical school?
Please check your "facts" and report back to us when (if) you find a statistically significant trend that you are willing to publish in JAMA, BMJ, AJOG, BJOG, et al. Otherwise, dude, you're scaring us with your "science".
Peace, | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 8:07:45 PM | No fig leaf, for the queef,
The sound comes out unbidden,
'tis not though, grounds for grief,
Just your lady happily riddin'. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2009 10:55:52 PM | BigDaddy is actually correct....sort of.....
'Yes, it's a true but very rare occurrence. When air is blown or forced directly into a vagina — without allowing any air to escape — an air embolism (the abnormal presence of air in the cardiovascular system) could form, which can be fatal. Women who are more at risk for this unlikely possibility are those whose pelvic vessels are enlarged (meaning, increased blood supply to the vagina) due to a condition such as trauma and possibly pregnancy. So, if a very large amount of air were to be blown or forced into their vaginal canals, it's possible that the air could enter their bloodstream, causing a blockage in a blood vessel. As a result, some of these women, perhaps including the pregnant women's fetus, may experience complications. In extraordinary cases, some of these women (and the fetus) may die if the embolism travels to the heart or lungs.' | |
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Posted: 11/8/2009 8:27:48 AM | We always called it a smurph, similar to the sound the vagina makes when a women sneezes. | |
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Posted: 11/8/2009 9:52:39 AM | | My first girlfriend would do it even when I wasn't inside her. No one else has since. Had a few women gush when they cum. | |
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Posted: 11/8/2009 11:18:23 AM | The chance of dying from an embolism through the vagina is definitely a risk. You can google it to find out. This is why a man/woman should NEVER blow air into the vagina during cunninglingus. VERY DANGEROUS.
This is information I heard the OB/GYN's I worked for tell patients BTW. | |
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