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 scottey63

Joined: 3/8/2008
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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:27:28 PM
"I am (age) years young..." Gag me.
 swampbuggy1

Joined: 8/29/2009
Msg: 102
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Posted: 11/14/2009 12:27:41 PM
I only date men 5' 10 or taller and yet their 5' 3

I drink socialy yet every pic is them in bar drunk

Im fit and work out reguraly and take care of my self yet they smoke and drink

I dont need a man to support me yet they never offer to pick up the check

chemistry is a must, if your looking for "chemistry" go back to school

all thier pics are vacation pics with them far away from the camera and can barley see them yet they wont respond to profiles with no photos.

I work two jobs and go to school fulltime yet their looking for longterm

I just want a good man looks are unimportant yet they read and delete without giving it a chance.

Im looking for the man of my dreams......go back to sleep, you wont find it in the real world.

Looking to see what god has in store for me.... looks like going through divorce and ending up on a dating site over the age of 40 is what he had in store for you so far.

I travel the road less travelled, yet they have this cliche in thier profile.

Im just trying out this site, yet they been here for several months

Not single not lokking......turn off the computer and spend your time with your s o

Im only here for the forums and complaining about a thread being done and telling the o p they should have done a search.......Thes people need to do a search and go find something else to do, just because you read it doent mean everyone else has and if you have read all the threads on here then you really need to get a life
 TOMic bomb

Joined: 10/5/2008
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Posted: 11/14/2009 12:46:59 PM
she's 21 years old and says

"I have 3 children and they are MY LIFE so if you can't deal with that oh well."

then she goes on to tell you how she likes to



headline: Looking For A Real Man

whatta scream!!!!
 Rarebird76

Joined: 5/10/2009
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Posted: 11/14/2009 2:37:12 PM
I enjoy long walks off short piers.......potable water......seeking partner in grime.......

I admit those aren't really cliches........but...

In all seriousness yeah I'm tired of cliches. I mean I understand a lot of people enjoy the same things but there are other ways of being more specific/interesting etc rather than just these generic catch phrases. It implies the person might not be very imaginative which for me is bad since I like free thinkers.
 TuffLuv1984

Joined: 9/2/2009
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Posted: 11/14/2009 2:40:24 PM
"Hi. You're so beautiful. Do you have AIM?"
 himynameisSarah

Joined: 5/27/2009
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Posted: 11/14/2009 5:12:08 PM
I love judgmental ***holes that assume because moms have children we should some how turn off our party switch...

And dumbasses that assume drinking/smoking is some evil thing... while they shovel in fast food 24/7.

And people that think this profile is really going to reveal a ****ing thing about who that person truly is...
 scottey63

Joined: 3/8/2008
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Posted: 11/14/2009 5:20:47 PM
4. Group pictures. You know I've always wondered why women do this. It's hard to make you out in the crowd sometimes, sometimes it's not if you had a individual photo. However, and guys don't tell me this isn't true, we look at these most times and a common reaction is "Who's the cute one next to you."

5. The drunken bar scene cell phone photo. Okay yeah, you had on a hat, some beads, it was New Year's and you remember it being so much fun, it probably was. I think of all the women that could barely walk out the door yet fell into bed with someone then either did a Coyote Ugly or had one done to them the next morning. Right or wrong I just think insta one night stand and she won't call the next day(s).

7. The picture with "a guy". If he's within 10 years of you age wise the first thing that comes to mind is "Did she do him?". With Plenty of Fish, the reaction to this is NEXT PROFILE PLEASE!

9. Stnadalone pictures of your pet. Really, sure, you love it. I'm sure it's a nice pet. Is anyone going to look at it and say "Wow, nice cat! I gotta reply!".


Let's not forget the travel pictures...I don't care where you've been, if you're not IN the picture.
 forumfishie

Joined: 9/17/2009
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Posted: 11/14/2009 6:08:37 PM
I work hard and play....harder! (that sounds like something Joe Dirt would say)

I'm an honest man. (Glad you said so, now I can fully trust you)

Picture of : Harley, boat, sports car (Good to know the mid-life crisis is alive and well)

I like my dog more than people (And for a reason, people feel the same about you)

The men who, also like women, say: My kids are my life, my job is my passion(sounds like you are pretty much taken, by your kids or/and your job, why do you want to date? and when can you date?)


 LFSD

Joined: 11/3/2009
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Posted: 11/14/2009 7:17:08 PM
lol...

dating profiles are like horrible marketing campaigns...

its just people stating the obvious...

and, when a woman says "I hate drama", "tired of players", "looking for a man, not a boy", and all that other crap... its just the tell tell sign they have very poor judgement and make bad decisions... so attractive!
 TOMic bomb

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Posted: 11/14/2009 7:32:06 PM
msg 106

<div class="quote">I love judgmental ***holes that assume because moms have children we should some how turn off our party switch...

if you are VERY YOUNG, have one or more children and no way to finance their well being, the father isn't giving any $ then DUH......
you should turn off your party switch and stay home with the kids. ***hole.

actually a better idea would be to have gotten your education FIRST, got a good job, got married and THEN HAVE CHILDREN. that's the best scenario.
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