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Posted: 7/5/2005 6:46:48 PM | The one I wanna try (although I'm really sure it won't work) is "You're the cutest thing I ever did see. I really love your beaches, wanna shake your tree." - Steve Miller Band
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Posted: 7/5/2005 7:58:56 PM | | "Do you want to know my name now or just before you go home in the morning?" One of my friends said this and got seriously slapped. I think he would have had a chance if he had of kept his mouth shut. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 11:10:38 PM | | my wife is out of town, wanna come over....all while wearing a slimeball grin | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 8:15:30 AM | @ Perfect Edge...
 HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa he deserved the slap | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 12:48:02 PM | Hey baby, ya know what would look good on you?.... ME!
Or, I seem to have lost my phone number...do you think I could have yours?
And I'm single why? | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 12:49:03 PM | | you just need to be way more creative! If a guy comes up with a new one to me, then maybe I'd respond! | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 1:35:19 PM | | "My murphy bed is set up wrong so if I sleep in it alone it folds up." | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 4:22:48 PM | | What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 4:28:03 PM | LMAO...keep them coming guys! That way I know an original one when I hear it!  | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 4:37:07 PM | All right sweety...since you like them so much, here's another one for you...
F**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 6:08:28 PM | "Do you ever feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares for you and everyone is ignoring you, I think you should be asking yourself ....... am I too sexy?"
"Hey beautiful, I must say that if one day a huge man stuffs you in a bag, don't distress. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas." | |
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Posted: 7/7/2005 12:23:32 PM | | I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. | |
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Posted: 7/7/2005 2:17:08 PM | 1. If I made the alphabet, I'd put u & I together!
2. Hi there, my name's Chance. Wanna give me one?
3. You make me wetter then a bus load of obese women on the way to ricky Martin concert! | |
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Posted: 7/7/2005 6:41:03 PM | Well to airplane geek, the line is "I really love your peaches (not beaches), I wanna shake your tree"
But the worst pick-up lines. Hmmmm.
You wanna come over to my place for pizza and sex? No? What's wrong you don't like pizza?
Do you like magic? (she says yes) well lets go to my place and screw and then you can disappear.
Do you know what a man with a 12"****has for breakfast? No? Well, let's see, this morning I had eggs, pancakes, orange juice...............
If I follow you home will you keep me?
Wow, you really have beautiful hair. Do you have any german in you? No? Do you want some? | |
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Posted: 7/7/2005 6:48:56 PM | An Italian guy once asked me if I liked "hot ,Italian sausage"
I think the worst was when some guy came up to me at a bar and said "I'd like to see you shakin',naked and eat you with a spoon!"
WHAAATT? | |
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Posted: 7/7/2005 6:52:57 PM | How 'bout this?
"Wanna see me touch my shoulder with my sex organ?"
[This was usually met with a slightly-bemused grin, kinda like she's thinking, 'disgusting, but I have to see what happens next.']
Then, keeping your eyes fixed on hers, you turn and lick your own shoulder.
.. uh...
It helps if you've both had at least 3 beers each. | |
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Posted: 7/7/2005 10:08:50 PM | Lol! These are actually a bit amusing to read.
Yes...I have no life... | |
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Posted: 7/7/2005 10:20:19 PM | 1. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? | |
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