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Posted: 1/16/2006 9:52:08 AM | The worst pick-up line I've received thus far on POF was an message entitled "BLACK MAN" (I'm not even kidding), and the one line in it asked "would you be interested in having a threesome?".
This was from a person I've never chatted with before, and whose profile mentions that she's married and only looking for friends... I guess she didn't read the "must not be seeking an Intimate Encounter/Other relationship" section of my profile... 
It's the first time I've been rudely propositioned, I guess that's what the women on POF go through on a daily basis... 
My hat's off to you ladies... You certainly have your work cut out for you  | |
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Keljo
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Joined: 12/28/2005
Msg: 77 | |
| WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 1/16/2006 1:55:22 PM | My friend used this one on a guy.....
"Nice bum, where ya from?"
She was three sheets to the wind....he turned bright red and walked away. | |
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Posted: 1/16/2006 7:16:55 PM | | I've heard that the correct response to that one is: "I'm from Langley, wanna bang me." | |
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Posted: 1/16/2006 7:28:15 PM | worst I ever used : to a female friend who was giving me a ride home, while I may have been a little drunk "Drive over there and pretend to run out of gas"
No it didn't work, that doesn't mean that I may not try it again someday. | |
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Posted: 1/16/2006 8:41:53 PM | Well, I think the worst one I have used is.
"Hi, my name is Chris"
Apparently once women find out my name they hide. I'm going to go by my initials from now on lol | |
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csfbl
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Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 81 | |
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Posted: 1/16/2006 9:01:58 PM | | Okay my buddy actually used this one I was laughing. 'My friend told me that you are a really nice person and to come at meet you. A think you know him, his name is Jesus.' | |
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Posted: 1/17/2006 6:41:53 AM | Here are the two that are if nothing else good for a slap in the teeth.
Walk up to a woman and say "Do you want to play Lion?" The girl will say "Lion? And you will say "Yeah Lion, you get down on all fours and I will throw you some meat." My buddies bet me a hundred bucks that I would not say that to a woman. So I said you are on I walked up to the woman and offered her 20 bucks if she would slap me in the face and get mad (Like I actually used the line on her) So I walked back to my table picked up my money. It was worth the expression on my friends face.
Another one is you ask a girl "If we were two squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole" Not a great line at all. Really!!! | |
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Posted: 1/17/2006 8:07:19 AM | When it comes to "lines" there isnt really any one that WORKS the best.
In my experience (and through observations) WHAT you say isnt as important as HOW you say it.
But a couple of my personal favs are:
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I am the only one talking to you"
"Excuse me, I would like a female perspective on something..." then bust on her playfully about her answer...
"Hi, I was wondering if you could give me a hand with something... I would like you to introduce me to someone" she says ok... "Great! Whats your name?"
I have some real gold ones that I am holding back... I dont want to give them away to everyone... because they only work because they are original | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 10:06:07 AM | | Yesterday at lunch, some guy walked up behind me and said, "WOW! Do you taste as good as you look?" | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 10:10:02 AM | | hahahah totaaally agree dude, its like tryin to start a fire with water, theeres not a lot to go on at all, and some of em u wish hadnnt had such an extensive one | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 10:26:52 AM | If I told you that you have a nice body...
Will you hold it againt me?
[the best I have ever received, too blunt, but turned me on when I didn't have to act on it]
I'm gonna ream, steam, and dryclean you. | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 2:27:49 PM | | Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a lot of c o c k. I had to laugh at that one though. | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 4:43:29 PM | | heres 20p call your mum and tell her you'll be home late....yeah right!! | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 4:59:24 PM | | A while ago, I met some friends in a bar with live music--they wanted me to meet a guy they had known in college--he asked me to dance, and I said "no"" because we had just gotten drinks ordered and I wanted to unwind a bit---then he said, "Then I guess a blow job is completely out of the question"--It cracked me up so much--we have been friends ever since--this was about 15 years ago! and the memory still makes me smile. | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 5:16:18 PM | ha i love it....
well i dunno about you other ladies but i think that a good cheesy pickup line is great.
but importantly it has to be hilarious not rude like if a guy was to say"nice tits" or "do you wanna f*#k" id tell him to piss off!
personally current favourites i like to use are "i think i'd like you better if we slept together" and do you have a mirror in your pants? cause i can see myself in there."  | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 6:55:12 PM | I get this one more often than you can imagine
" great tits"
omg.. | |
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Posted: 11/1/2006 1:50:24 AM | hmmmmm...let's see......
how bout....
"You know.....if you were a booger......I'd pick you first".............. | |
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Posted: 11/1/2006 9:15:27 AM | once at a club this guy told me this:
Him: Is that a mirror in your pocket
Her: no why
Him: because i can see my self in your pants
another one that happened less then a month ago at a lunch
Him: (blinking eyes rapidly)
Her: is something wrong w/ your contacts
Him: have u ever heard that saying if u stare at the sun to long you'll go blind
Her: of course
Him: well I'm staring at u to hard and your making me go blind | |
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Posted: 11/1/2006 7:50:52 PM | ooooo!!! I JUST got one POF style (but from somewhere else... to protect the guilty):
"ive been to cleveland before and nothing as cute as u was there.............they must of had u shipped in,lol. "
I'm tempted to write back, "no, actually, I'm from where you live... that's why I had to run away" - but that would be just mean without cause.... hmmm... that makes me think of a topic for a new thread.... | |
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Posted: 11/6/2006 2:04:00 AM | I think women get offended with most pick up line's I in general use the reagular hi how you doing and they still find that insulting , so what would be in honest way to talk to a ladie now a days.
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Endo.
Youve got tings mixed up a bit.
Women get offended by pick up lines.
But pick up lines are still compliments.
So "ladies" true ladies I mean, simply take them with good grace and a chuckle. | |
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Posted: 11/6/2006 2:34:06 AM | I was told by an older man that if you just come out and say you want to phuc most women would say yes, i did try this and it really worked, got laid one hour later, could not believe it.  | |
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Posted: 11/6/2006 6:43:49 AM | Question: are you a virgin? She says: no(or slaps you). Question: well, can i use the box it came in?
Any one know what to say if she says yes? | |
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Posted: 11/6/2006 10:07:23 AM |
I agree. We need a topic about what works BEST!!!
Being open and honest about getting to know someone. And recognizing the situation and overall context. So something like, "Hi - I'm _____. I think you're really cute and I'd like to get to know you better". Is great. Something sleazy or inappropriately interrupting a time she's having with her girlfriends is bad. | |
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| WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 11/6/2006 11:46:28 AM | Sweet: "if I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"
Not so sweet: "I have a six-inch tongue and can breathe through my ears"
The "your father" approach:
"Your father must have been a baker, because you have some nice buns"
"Father must have been an astronomer, because I can see the stars in your eyes"
Gawd, am I the only one who feels nauseous after reading these? lol
Though it sure does remind me of high school ... | |
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Posted: 11/6/2006 1:05:10 PM | I was out the other night with some girlfriends, wearing a shirt, with a bra, but it wasn't padded, so you could see my "stuff"...it was kinda cold in the bar where we were at, and some guy walked up to me, puts his arm around me, and says, "oh, i see the turkey's done!" - talking obviously about my hard nips! Pullleeeeze! | |
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