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Posted: 9/3/2007 8:36:17 PM | Online: "I'm married but looking for a lover - are you interested?"
"How'd you like to make $300 cash?" (Hello - does my profile say HOOKER? I don't think so!)
In real life: "I haven't had sex in a year and I'M ABOUT DUE!" (said while staring right at me.) I said "That's nice, keep waiting."
Said to me by a total stranger in a bar: "You have big t*ts, I want to suck them!" He got slapped. | |
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Posted: 9/3/2007 8:46:30 PM | Worst pick up line ... how does this one sound? I invented it myself:
"And by the way ... that was not a pick up line." | |
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Posted: 9/4/2007 5:11:28 AM | | Wow, do any of these work? I can't imagine saying any of them. Hello my name is..... has always worked for me. | |
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Posted: 9/4/2007 6:11:16 AM | Hey Buddy, pick up lines dont work most of the time and by most, I mean atleast 95 percent of the times. They rae just so predictable. Because when you use them, the subject already know that you are trying to pick them up and they put up a potential barrier against it. And this barrier is too difficult to penetrate unless you are a genuis to penitrate it using the concept of connectors.
So, what I would suggest is, and what works is to use situational openers. These, most of the time work, because the subject is not prepared and has no idea that you are opening them for a conversation.
Once opened, use other connectors.
I have an interesting story by Savoy that can be used to open up a group of 2 girls. it works almost allways.
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Posted: 9/4/2007 11:06:39 AM | | Are u from tennessee cause your the only ten i see, know thats a pick up line...... lol | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 4:37:06 PM | The top two for me:
1) Will you marry me?
2) I missed you.
Those are funny considering it is a first email.  | |
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Posted: 1/19/2008 6:02:48 PM | A few years ago I was at a game, wearing a t-shirt that said "I Heart Dorks" and this guy walked up to me and stuck out his hand and said, "Hi, I'm a dork."
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Posted: 1/19/2008 7:39:09 PM | | I had this guy once tell me that my face should be on all panadol boxes! I told him that I could take that as an insult (giving men headaches!) but he said that my face would cure any guys pain in an instant!!!!!!!!!!!! Still not sure whether that was an insult or not however he continually asked me out all night so he must have thought it was a good pick up line!!! Did it work...uuummmm NO! | |
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Posted: 3/20/2008 5:25:48 PM | Well, pulling from my past strange experiences, there was a gal whom I tutored and she'd try to get me to tutor her at a bar, probably to weaken my defenses. Sad to say, that didn't work so she went to greater extents. So, things got a bit more interesting...
She claimed she was seeing some "Englishman" and never performed a certain act on him and wanted to practice on me to be very good at it.
I'll leave it to your imagination if I allowed it to happen.
To me that ranked right up with the time a young woman came right out and told me she'd have sex with me if I paid for a dinner. Sheesh, I mean I understand that's how the dance is played, but to hear it declared really threw me off-guard. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2008 5:37:47 PM | I was talking to one guy at the bar and this was his -
Random man: "Do you work at Subway?"
Me: "No... why?"
Random man: "Cos you've just given me a footlong"
I thought that was pretty original, it's sleazy but he turned out to be a pretty funny guy. Good ol' classy Coventry 
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Posted: 3/20/2008 5:46:57 PM | | One that worked on me in real life, because he was an acquaintance and I wanted to be nice was: "You wouldn't want to go out with me, would you?" | |
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Posted: 3/20/2008 7:17:59 PM | Want to give me a blow job?
 
and he wonders why he is single eh?.... just make sure I am no where close to a steak knife if you try that line on me.... you won't even have an Inny when I am done. | |
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Posted: 3/21/2008 4:28:51 PM | | My now guy friend sent this line to me "Are you retarded? Because you sure are special!" | |
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Posted: 3/22/2008 8:55:48 PM | "your genitals turn me on"
*lmfaoshiftg* that was the worst ive had said to me...
boys please do not read and repeat! | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 7:21:58 AM | | Well, it's about time men found out that pick-up lines don't work. And I repeat don't work. The one I remember the most and you probably heard it before: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?" I laugh my heart out and no I wasn't interested in the guy. In case it didn't register, I repeat PICK-UP LINES DON'T WORK! If the lady likes what she sees and the way you act she'll be interested. So just be yourselves. | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 7:33:21 AM |
The one I wanna try (although I'm really sure it won't work) is "You're the cutest thing I ever did see. I really love your beaches, wanna shake your tree." - Steve Miller Band Doesn't the song say, "Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree" Maybe you could change it to, "I really love you britches, wanna shake 'em free."  | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 7:56:53 AM | Real Life - silly - "Go home with me tonight, and you can make me breakfast in the morning."
Real life - stupid - "I've never been with a woman with large t*ts before. My current girlfriend doesn't have them and I think it's the reason I just can't commit. So, you wanna to go out?"
Oooo-lala, be still my heart!
Email, first contact from him - "Wanna f**k, wh*re?"
I'm serious - and he looked like Fred Flintstone with Shirley Temple hair. | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 8:23:44 AM | The worst one I heard recently was
Let's have an orgasm contest.
And he wonders why he is STILL single!  | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 9:19:22 AM | Lemme tell you somethin', this pimpin that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp, my great great GREAT granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talkin' bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!
Or the classic I cant believe I shaved my balls for this! or
Giggety Giggety Goo Alright | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 10:32:55 AM | The one i generally get is "i love a woman with curves, so tell me how big are they?"
Apparently my personality is in my boobs.
Ladies if they try this one on you: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Your reply should be: Unfertilized thank you. | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 7:21:11 PM | There's one that I've heard that was both the worst and funniest pickup line of all time.
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package." | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 8:19:56 PM | How about an answer to all the worst pickup lines...
No thanks, there's already one a$$hole in my jeans...
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Posted: 4/8/2008 7:53:19 PM | Just when I thought i heard /scene them all...One night at the bar this guy came up to me wearing a tux & holding a rose....He got down on one knee & said "will u marry me""".......must admit it was different.........needless to say i didn't | |
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