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 califboomergirl

Joined: 11/22/2006
Msg: 26
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Posted: 8/1/2009 3:24:28 PM
Maybe I should have asked where do women go for WOAH Man! Answers..................
 Gogetter56

Joined: 9/27/2008
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Posted: 8/1/2009 8:06:00 PM
Or where do we men go for woe (to) man answers :-p lol
 califboomergirl

Joined: 11/22/2006
Msg: 28
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Posted: 8/2/2009 8:20:05 AM
For woe man answers to woeful questions go to a woman .

What is the question?

Sitting here with a woeful countenance pondering deep manswer issues..............................
 Gogetter56

Joined: 9/27/2008
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Posted: 8/2/2009 8:31:23 AM
Well I know there are women that can help, but so can men and so can time :-D
 fzrhusker

Joined: 10/8/2005
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Posted: 8/2/2009 11:10:39 AM
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
 Haplucky4

Joined: 4/9/2007
Msg: 31
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Posted: 8/3/2009 12:01:17 AM

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.


I tried that in the Super Market the other day, where the music wasn't so loud, and the Stock Boy told me that toilet tissue was located on aisle 8. ~ ~
 skoochie

Joined: 4/29/2008
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Posted: 8/4/2009 9:57:12 PM
Which is stronger a bullet or sword?
The bullet is very soft and the sword is rather hard. The sword can cut the led bullet in half if the sword bearer is fast enough.
 JackDiamond312

Joined: 1/21/2007
Msg: 33
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Posted: 8/4/2009 10:13:04 PM

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.


While everyone else was listening to your aPod.

So... from back on the first page.... what does it mean when your thump is longer than your pinky?
 mz taken

Joined: 11/30/2007
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Posted: 8/5/2009 1:29:17 AM
"...your thump is longer than your pinky?"

tis a sad commentary when a woman will throw back a fish with a thump that resembles his pinky in breadth and length, but a WOMANswers dictates it.




 JackDiamond312

Joined: 1/21/2007
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Posted: 8/5/2009 9:29:18 AM
After I'm done laughing

I'm going to feel so embarrassed
 NerdStatus

Joined: 1/9/2007
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Posted: 8/17/2009 10:31:24 AM

Maybe I should have asked where do women go for WOAH Man! Answers..................


The View?

Manswers is a great concept, but I don't like the show:
* WAAAAAAY to much re-use of video & drawn out filler / babble. Last time I watched it on my DVR, I only watched 7 min of actual show.
* Some of the answers are, at best, misleading. Some are flat out wrong, and many are great exaggerations. I'm all about T&A, but... if that's all the show's really going to focus on, just have a 1/2 hour of car washing or something.
 christy2luv

Joined: 9/25/2006
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Posted: 8/25/2009 4:32:33 AM
Varinia said
Darn - I'll have to start wearing mittens - my index fingers are shorter than my ring fingers.

No, really - and I don't have any extra parts ;-)


Whew!! I'm glad I'm not the only one with "man hands" & no extra parts!
 Petrified_Wood

Joined: 7/29/2009
Msg: 38
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Posted: 8/25/2009 6:54:22 AM
^^^ Christy, your parts should hang around these parts more often.
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