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Posted: 7/16/2009 10:43:20 PM | A group of male attendees are being polled to find out how often they have sex. The speaker asks that all men who average sex once per day raise their hands and some 50% or so raise their hands.
She then asks those who have sex once per week to raise their hands and again, a good number of hands are raised.
"Once per month?" Hands raise again... but only a very small number this time.
Noticing one gentlemen anxiously awaiting she asks tentatively, "Once per year?" and he emphatically replies, "Me, me!"
Shocked, the speaker asks, "And why are you excited about that sir?" at which he replies, "Because today is my birthday and today is the day, today IS the day!"
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Posted: 7/16/2009 11:51:12 PM | Happy Birthday Erin! (for tomorrow)
Perhaps we can organise a male stripper for you. Only trouble is I don't know how I'd get him to sit quietly in the box as he went through customs.....................oh well never mind!!!
It's sad really I mean my birthday was back in May and I'm still waiting for someone to give me my birthday present  | |
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Posted: 11/6/2009 6:57:12 AM | To all those of us that face a birthday with little love in site, I feel your sorrow. This November the 8th of 09 will be my 53 birthday and I too am facing another birthday with nobody to show they love or appreciate me. Hell, to be totally honest with myself, I'd be happy with someone that would just have sex with me for no special reason on that day. Being alone really is a hard!.....I realize that just having sex isn't the purpose of this site, but there are so many of us that remember what sex was like and still crave the feel of a warm body next to us, caressing us, tempting us, and appreciating us.
Happy Birthday to me! November 8th, Indianapolis, IN. | |
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Posted: 11/6/2009 8:00:09 AM | To all those of us that face a birthday with little love in site, I feel your sorrow. This November the 8th of 09 will be my 53 birthday and I too am facing another birthday with nobody to show they love or appreciate me. Hell, to be totally honest with myself, I'd be happy with someone that would just have sex with me for no special reason on that day. Being alone really is a hard!.....I realize that just having sex isn't the purpose of this site, but there are so many of us that remember what sex was like and still crave the feel of a warm body next to us, caressing us, tempting us, and appreciating us.
Happy Birthday to me! November 8th, Indianapolis, IN.
Well Steve, it's the 6th - so you have two more days to get crackin' and find you a lil' sumtin-sumtin.
Happy birthday!
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Posted: 11/6/2009 8:07:43 AM |
A group of male attendees are being polled to find out how often they have sex. The speaker asks that all men who average sex once per day raise their hands and some 50% or so raise their hands.
She then asks those who have sex once per week to raise their hands and again, a good number of hands are raised.
"Once per month?" Hands raise again... but only a very small number this time.
Noticing one gentlemen anxiously awaiting she asks tentatively, "Once per year?" and he emphatically replies, "Me, me!"
Shocked, the speaker asks, "And why are you excited about that sir?" at which he replies, "Because today is my birthday and today is the day, today IS the day!"
Whereupon his wife, sitting next to him, says "Not NOW you're not!"
You may laugh, but it's a true story.
I've three days that I'd love to be intimate on. Birthday, Christmas and Valantines days. In all my years I've only been able to be intimate on those days once each. Even married, if the day didn't fall on her 8month three week sexual cycle....tough luck. | |
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Posted: 11/6/2009 8:56:14 AM | | i didn't have sex for my last birthday because i was too drunk | |
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Posted: 11/6/2009 11:50:46 AM | ^^^^^^^ 
Shaking is definitely not recommended! Bouncing might be better  | |
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