| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 12:40:23 PM | | I've had quite a few, the most recent one was a guy asking that if he could square it with his wife, would I be up for a threesome. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 12:55:46 PM | On this site nothing suprises me but i had one guy say
Hello my name is steve,i come from ********* may i take you out for dinner,and walk along a moonlite prom and buy you roses,and treat you like a lady.......
i replied you perv,.......go and get your kicks somewhere else................ | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 12:58:35 PM |
On this site nothing suprises me but i had one guy say
Hello my name is steve,i come from ********* may i take you out for dinner,and walk along a moonlite prom and buy you roses,and treat you like a lady.......
i replied you perv,.......go and get your kicks somewhere else................
What?? That's not pervy! It's a bit misguided and presumptuous for a first message but it's got a nice sentiment and it's hardly insulting. I am sure he was trying his hardest. You could have at least been polite. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 1:00:28 PM | some guy who i had been chattin to asked if i had my own teeth!!! god knows what type of girls he had met before,thought it was quite funny actually.and just for the record i do have all my teeth and before anyone gets cross ,i do understand that many people have dentures,and myself do not have a problem if u have or havent. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 1:14:06 PM |
What?? That's not pervy! It's a bit misguided and presumptuous for a first message but it's got a nice sentiment and it's hardly insulting. I am sure he was trying his hardest. You could have at least been polite.
I have just the faintest, teeniest little bit of a feeling that maybe the lady was joking.  | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 1:26:50 PM |
I have just the faintest, teeniest little bit of a feeling that maybe the lady was joking
Really?? Ahhh, OK. I get it. She should obviously have used the [sarcasm] **** [/sarcasm] HTML code then! Things get lost in translation too easy on the 'net. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 2:13:19 PM | This one stands out in particular:
There you were
With resplendent horn(s)
Dark brown fur
Looking forlorn
As the music upped its beat
Your nose shiny black
And rhythm in your feet
To 'Baby Come Back'
I asked you for a dance
as the music throbbed
you said 'ok I'll take a chance'
And we bibbed and bobbed
Then out in the cold night air
Hoof in hand we hugged a lot
We looked a deviant pair
Thats why you were shot
For being so cosy
I cried a bucket
But then met Rosie
And then thought '**** it'
Ive lost a moose
But gained a lady
Whose not so loose
And much less shady! | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 2:22:56 PM |
She should obviously have used ........
No need at all, in fact.
We have no idea as to whether or not the poster was joking or being serious. It is for others to decide the relative humour/seriousness of posts, and, as long as a comment isn't aimed at another poster (which that one clearly wasn't) it doesn't matter either way.
Had one this morning from a guy on here telling me to go ahead and report him for Violations, and good luck with it, as if sneering at me.
And did you?
I would have done, especially if he had told me to do so!
EDIT
We all know YOU would!
Well, it's not rocket science - my post clearly states that I would, so that even those who have been here a short time would have known!
HTH | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 2:27:41 PM | Oh great! I get the opportunity to share this one...
copy/paste... haha!
Hello There,
I hope your week is going well and really hope you do not mind me asking you this...
Life being too short and all that, my intuition suggests you might be a bit of a secret submissive, perhaps someone that might privately enjoy something a little alternative...
Maybe a little like in the movie secretary, or a sub/dom, or even master/slave element... I just see a desire to submit in your eyes...
Of course outwardly you are probably nothing like this in your vanilla world.
All of this of would obviously be within a bubble of respect balanced by all the lovely normal things couples do..
Anyway apologies if I am way off the mark..
Best regards,
xxxx | |
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Scints
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Joined: 6/11/2009
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 2:38:36 PM | Caz, I've had that same message twice.
Wonder if it's the same guy or a copy and paste phrase.
I replied with something along the lines of "nope, you got me wrong. can't be doing with sex these days. i'd rather sleep."
This guy was from London, 5'11 aged 40. I have him on me blocked list.hehe
Yep, same guy caz | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 2:49:57 PM | Msg37 and msg 39 I thought I'd seen that before, but never in my inbox unfortunately as I do like the opportunity to use my claws to shred f*ckwits 
My current strange messages on another site are "You like Egyptian/Tunisian/Arab/etc/etc/etc man?" (feel free to insert anything there of your choosing), which I find annoying as my headline note says " If your English is Pidgin (sic) please don't bother to contact me"  | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 2:50:56 PM | Hey scints!
I thought that it would be a mass dom message! It does make you wonder if anyone ever responds to it?!!
I'll check where he is from, share a few details... and we'll see if same guy
VVVVV EDIT:
ermmm... ^^^^^^ EDIT: (lost my sense of direction!)
Scints: His location is London... has "dom" in userid
Shred him girlfriend!! haha I prefer to ignore weirdos, they usually go away
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 2:59:57 PM | When a guy messaged me and said'Hi, i think your really cute.Would you like to chat?'
Cute!!Kittens are cute,puppies are cute!I,m a 53 year old woman ffs!! | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 3:56:05 PM | Msg 17, sjx - wonder if this is the same guy...
"up for kicking a guy in the balls? "
to which I replied...
"Absolutely. Can I wear stilletoes or must it be hob-nailed boots?"
from him:-
"whatever u like... how hard do u kick?"
My reply:-
"Well, before my op I used to be centre back for the Wrexham Lions, so fairly hard. Is this an issue?"
Him....
"the harder the better- u want a doormat too... literally ;)"
Thought I'd quit whilst I was ahead! Excellent stuff!!! Who needs tv? | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 4:30:21 PM | re message 7
its true no one does humour like us brits, lmao
ok someone please tell me how do you highlight quote another message to answer it in your post?
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Joined: 6/20/2009
Msg: 43 | |
| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 6:14:24 PM |
ok someone please tell me how do you highlight quote another message to answer it in your post?
Just copy-and-paste the passage you wish to quote and add the following code around it, sans spaces:
[ quote ] PREVIOUS POST [ / quote ] | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 8:46:14 PM | | Can't remember the whole message, but somebody say something insulting to me, but that wasn't the weird part as this girl looked like a whale | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/16/2009 11:53:14 PM |
Hello There,
I hope your week is going well and really hope you do not mind me asking you this...
Life being too short and all that, my intuition suggests you might be a bit of a secret submissive, perhaps someone that might privately enjoy something a little alternative...
Maybe a little like in the movie secretary, or a sub/dom, or even master/slave element... I just see a desire to submit in your eyes...
Of course outwardly you are probably nothing like this in your vanilla world.
All of this of would obviously be within a bubble of respect balanced by all the lovely normal things couples do..
Anyway apologies if I am way off the mark..
Best regards,
xxxx
I've had the exact same message. Twice. Second time I called him on it - and he admitted that he sends it to every woman who catches his eye. All it takes is one woman to read it and think "OMG, this man can see into my very soul - he must be the one!".
The 'bubble of respect' line (I think it might have been a 'bubble of trust' in one of my messages) made me laugh so hard milk came out my nose.
And I hadn't even been drinking milk. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/17/2009 12:00:26 AM | Like the other ladies ive had that message to and now i dont feel loved
Get loads of the usual cheesy chat up messages and also the ones with email and phone numbers on first message,usually take them and set up a gaydar account mind they deserve it.
I get lots of strange messages i once had a message and all it said was "love the jam"
What was that all about?
I get the odd talk to Frank aswell and they also loose me. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/17/2009 7:48:16 AM | i had one off some bloke saying you could eat an apple through a letter box. I thought that was amusing. Didn't bother replying.
i also don't reply to people who just put hello - make an effort for f#c#'s sake | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/17/2009 8:11:54 AM | On here! Well i guess no format of hello or communication ive viewed as overly strange as an hello can be hard for many a people to say initially...this is something most guys understand rarely being on the receiving end of first contact mails. (or bell end as you will see later)
Mind you strangest i got was from a bloke which was usual man filth and attachment of laughable proportions..so i guess i know what some of yous ladies need to put up with at times.
to whit my reply was is that it
and thence i adjourned for muffins | |
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