| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/18/2009 3:21:23 PM | Mine was "Can I see your pu$$y I love it"
I'm marrying him in two months time, so the direct approach works sometimes.
Messages this short may not be posted particularly when you have omitted to say that you are joking and in fact the message just made you giggle and you responded with a simple No. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/18/2009 4:31:48 PM | some guy said to me do you wear stockings..so i had to look at his profile and ignored him
not had any really strange messages yet but there is still time | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/18/2009 5:35:02 PM | id like to get a strange message in the first place maybe then id start likin women again,i might let you out of your cage,if i get something thats original well pop the corks! | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/18/2009 6:14:41 PM | | i dont usualy get many strange messages in my mailbox..but i do send quite a few out..i did have one sent to me last week by some australian woman and all it said was..' roopy doopy doo..roopy doopy doo..whoop whoop woo''...and that was it..? strange... | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/18/2009 7:47:48 PM | The strangest message I've had was from a transvestite asking if I was into dogging!!..
I was left thinking "is that what my picture says about me!!!!" lol ...
not only that but it was the very first message I recieved on here, I was like.. god what have I let myself in for!.. pfttt! | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/19/2009 12:33:17 PM | ever wonder if people deliberately message you like that for a 'joke' after reading it?
I must admit to being tempted to send messages to people that hate txtspk saying something along the lines of "lol i no, me2, i h8 it more than u do" and then follow it up with something erudite... | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/19/2009 2:38:38 PM | I'm new to this site but a lady on another dating site told me that the previous Evening
she was walking her dog and saw a cat that had been run over by a car.
OK,
Then she went on to say that it was sad and strange and she ended up crying and sitting with it for an hour!
I am an animal lover myself but must admit to preferring a cat running around and purring.
Billy Bonkers... | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/19/2009 6:01:51 PM | | Today I got a message asking me if I might be interested in an Adult Nursing relationship. I had to look this up and wasn't thrilled at what it was. I suppose it could have been much worse if the bloke in question had sent me a pic of him wearing a nappy! I got one about a year ago which stated in the heading "opening this message could permanently change your life" but I was too scared to open it so I deleted it.....now I wonder if I missed a valuable opportunity. Why was I scared? hmm....I've often asked myself that but not come up with a definitive answer. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/19/2009 6:08:30 PM | I had a messagec off a German woman,she was 6 foot 2 , posing with a sword and clad in those forearm leather thingies. She said althuogh she was totally skint,she woulds stand back to back with me in any fight,throwing fooking haymakers ! haha | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/19/2009 6:50:06 PM | | i asked her if she wanted to join the islington knitting society and she didn`t seem to grasp the gentle flavour,I think she wanted to fooking chin me! | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/20/2009 6:57:28 AM | A 'grifter' is a professional con artist.
In criminal parlance (in the USA, anyway) a female grifter is often known as a 'shill' and is often used to lure people into rigged card games or other con tricks using her looks and sexuality. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/20/2009 8:41:06 AM | Strangest message I ever had was last year, from a bloke who said (he was illiterate but I won't bother to try to reproduce the spelling) - After reading your ad [he meant profile] I'm not surprised you're alone, you deserve it.
This is not a request for a profile review - I've changed my profile because I am no longer interested in dating - but I was so surprised I replied, saying that although he had every right not to like me, I didn't understand why he felt the need to tell me, and back came the response 'Because people like you make sites like this a fookin waste of time.'
I was tempted to say, no mate, it's your unpleasant personality that makes sites like this a fookin waste of time, but I did the dignified thing and blocked him instead. | |
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Joe1uk
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Joined: 6/10/2009
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/20/2009 4:08:06 PM | I know you already have a hareem of women but please please make room for me, I want your babies, you are my sex god, You're so gorgeous n hunky n cute, I want you, I need you, please be mine.
Tis true.
Then she messaged again and said soz that was for m.m.
I meant to say can I come to your picnic. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/20/2009 4:42:54 PM | Latest weird first contact email in the tray read
' Hi..I know i come over as a man hater but im not really' ..an that was that!
A quick perusal of her profile was like reading a chapter out of a 'militant bull dyke' handbook....full of 'FemNazi' nonsense and menstrual madness...
Ya gotta laugh at em | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 7/21/2009 3:35:02 AM | {I know you already have a hareem of women but please please make room for me, I want your babies, you are my sex god, You're so gorgeous n hunky n cute, I want you, I need you, please be mine.
Tis true. }
Lol Joe, you've a wonderful imagination, are we suppose to believe that? | |
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