| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 8/8/2009 6:15:59 PM | I think this one takes the biscuit for me!
"Ducks are very sordid creatures, did you know?
Well, it is a duck fact that ducks happen to indulge in necrophilia with their deceased comrades, of either sex, they're not picky, and even do it in flocks, so are veritable necrophiliac gangbangers. you wouldn't think that to look at them, would you?
Quackity quockity quoo! xxx" | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/4/2009 3:40:18 PM | I've just received a first contact message which had nothing but two of those little geezers holding "I love you" placards.
What the hell is the correct response to that?! | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/4/2009 4:29:59 PM | Some of the comments people make in emails lead you to think its just a joke...
I mean can they really think its going to work!?!?!
Ive never had any weird mails myself, and I hope Ive never sent any that might be seen as weird either. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/4/2009 9:18:53 PM | "Good evening big man - I'd love to stick my c*ck up your tradesman's entrance!"
I changed my mail settings to "Female only" after that one. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/5/2009 9:17:34 AM | | When I was here the first time a rather outrageous member of the forum mailed me and asked me if I had seen another forum member's boobs! I didnt answer it as I thought she must have sent it to me accidentally. The next day she mailed me and apologised and said she'd had too many brandys!lol | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/5/2009 9:32:49 AM | | I once had a very odd message asking if I'd like to go for a coffee. I don't really drink coffee, so I thought it was a very strange thing to ask me. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/5/2009 10:55:32 AM | One girl i messaged stated in her profile "If you don't like the larger women don't message me as I am a size 16 although I am trying to slim down to a 14"
I thought she actually looked gorgeous as she was so messaged her and and told her i thought she should be happy as she was as I found her beautiful and wasn't put off by her size. She relied saying thanks for being so insulting and blocked me! | |
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Rock5y
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Joined: 8/13/2009
Msg: 88 | |
| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/5/2009 11:59:20 AM | One today from someone with very bad spelling and grammar, going on and on about himself and how we should meet up because he visits someone in my town regularly? Finished with him shouting "SO GET YOUR FINGER OUT AND MESSAGE ME BACK". Needless to say I hit the delete button................ what a charmer  | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/6/2009 3:22:15 AM | I cant buy a reply! Ive had maybe two hellos and nothing else after Ive replied back!
so come on, there must be weirdo women out there! | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/6/2009 3:31:43 AM | cant buy a reply! Ive had maybe two hellos and nothing else after Ive replied back!
so come on, there must be weirdo women out there
There are hundreds (nay, thousands), but the restrictions on who can mail you are probably making them take their weirdness elsewhere.
Apart from Mr "You look like a secret submissive" who, it turns out, sends the same message to hundreds of women in the hope of finding one who really *is* a secret submissive, I got one from a guy which started off very nicely and then finished with "I like to show women what they're getting, a lot of them are scared by it" - and attached several pictures of his (very) erect dinkle. I wasn't scared by it, I just pondered how he would explain to his grandchildren how he and gramma met. "Well, I sent her a picture of my knob on the internet and it was the start of something beautiful". Hmm. Hardly The Waltons, is it? | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/6/2009 3:36:12 AM | In the last week, an American Uni Professor who wanted me to get on the next plane and marry him, and did I mind he kept all his childhood Teddy Bears on the end of his bed. Someone who wanted to lick my eyebrows. A selection of quotes from Wuthering Heights, and this one:
"hi looking for close friend , to share good time with
have mates who supplie visa cards ,,or funny cash to spend
very busy im know
leave a reply to meet , and get know each other
love x"
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/6/2009 6:32:08 AM |
"hi looking for close friend , to share good time with
have mates who supplie visa cards ,,or funny cash to spend
very busy im know
leave a reply to meet , and get know each other
love x"
And you didn't take him up on his offer! | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/6/2009 8:05:43 AM | I regret blocking him now, it could have worked out between us, remembering some of the dates I've been on in the past spending one in a prison cell would have be something of a step up.  | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/6/2009 8:19:21 AM | "Are you stuck up?"
"I bet I can guess what pub you are in" x 100
"Do you support Motherwell?" Naw, I just put it on my profile so people can have a cheap laugh at my expense
"Your hairs on fire in that photo"
"Fancy going for a pint tonight?" At 5pm on a Saturday night from someone I had never spoken to in my entire life. | |
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| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/6/2009 8:24:19 AM | Friday a rather rude guy (not posting a pic either) telling me that in no way resembled any of the nolan sisters and that maybe I thought I was nicer than I was and that I shouldnt be using that name at all. Obvioulsy a die hard Coleen fan.
And many offers from what can only be male prostitutes
I love mind readers though, love it when men say they know what I am thinking from looking at a few pics and reading a whole load of waffle. | |
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sjxx
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Joined: 8/27/2009
Msg: 100 | |
| Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/6/2009 2:25:46 PM | I had one earlier from a young guy who flattered me by telling me I was "gawjus". I felt it my duty to reply to tell him his spelling was incorrect, you know in case he usually messaged women who also couldnt spell and there may be a chance he would never learn his mistake. From his frankly pathetic response I have ascertained two things. One: he didnt care for my English lesson and two: I am "up myself". Apparently he wished to be "up" me. He is clearly an idiot.  | |
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