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 Pimp Mustapha

Joined: 8/9/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/7/2009 1:06:46 AM

Apparently he wished to be "up" me. He is clearly an idiot


Yes he must have momentarily taken leave of his senses, what an idiot!!
 Loose_end

Joined: 9/12/2006
Msg: 102
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/7/2009 1:27:28 AM
I dont get any strange messages, feel like i'm missing out a bit now....

Ooh! I tell a lie..........ibakecakes sends me loads of strange messages.......But, it's ibakecakes, you kind of expect that.......

I send loads myself, the stranger the better.
 pub_genius

Joined: 3/18/2009
Msg: 103
Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/7/2009 5:56:09 AM
So people actually receive messages on here?!
 kent_lee

Joined: 8/31/2006
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/7/2009 5:57:33 AM
i had a message once ... i didn't reply though.
 Pimp Mustapha

Joined: 8/9/2009
Msg: 105
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/7/2009 7:27:12 AM

Act normal, the police are watching you!
 Whitey5.10.74

Joined: 8/9/2009
Msg: 106
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/7/2009 7:38:35 AM
I remember last year I said a few things in a thread about a guy that a few female POFer had claimed that he had stalked, and bombarded with messages. He sent me a message, first claiming that I was ugly, then challenging me to a fight. Even offered to pay my train fare to wherever he lived.

I just laughed at him, told him to grow up etc. Then he blocked me, I ended up with a 3 week ban because he reported me.

Oh yeh, he is a serving policemen. They let anyone join the police now, may even apply myself.
 likkle tuts

Joined: 2/8/2009
Msg: 107
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/7/2009 9:33:41 AM
Seems some people dont take rejection very well
this guy rewrote my profile and sent it to me wish i could copy and paste it was so funny
 MissLjaney

Joined: 6/30/2009
Msg: 108
Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/10/2009 12:23:28 PM
Subject line: Ive had...


.....3 wan ks over you.

Charming I thought!
 kez~angel

Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 109
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/10/2009 12:26:56 PM
I can't remember the exact wording, but it was along the lines of

Have you ever tried wearing and relieving yourself in an adult nappy

What ever floats your boat mate
 Paulinemab

Joined: 2/12/2009
Msg: 110
Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/10/2009 1:06:04 PM
I'd like to see you in a Motherwell top

And nothing else.
 SJS

Joined: 4/3/2006
Msg: 111
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 6:17:38 AM
I've just recieved this (as a first contact message):


babe u do me gd in bed lolx


Sometimes, you know, I feel like I'm bashing my head very hard against a brick wall on this site........
 Hanneke

Joined: 8/3/2009
Msg: 112
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 6:43:05 AM
Don't know if I have posted this somewhere already but one was along the lines of 'Have you ever considered a naked cleaner?'.

A more recent one was 'Are you ticklish?'. The guy had a foot- and tickle-fetish.
 lila_67

Joined: 7/4/2009
Msg: 113
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 10:34:45 AM
just had this message about 2 mins ago...strange or what?

what are you like as long term partner to live with, you a big loo user in the morning or you more of a girly girl that never seems to pop
 Gauldie

Joined: 6/8/2008
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 10:51:13 AM
Yep had that a few times, but also got 'How do you fancy me coming around one afternoon, and putting a smile on your face whilst your husband is at work'

Pity I've never been married, and work in the afternoon
 kez~angel

Joined: 4/5/2006
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 10:55:20 AM
you a big loo user in the morning or you more of a girly girl that never seems to pop


Tell him you prefer to take a dump on him, and then you like to do a bit of tarmacing in the morning, that should make him run away with is filthy tail between his legs
 Kieran.1981

Joined: 9/26/2008
Msg: 116
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 11:09:39 AM
Strangest message I ever had was actually a reply to a message lmao
 Cinder Malibu

Joined: 5/21/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 12:34:08 PM
omfg... i ended up splurting my coffee all over my screen when i read this! i shall remember that line!!!
 CB962

Joined: 5/27/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 2:50:10 PM
Don't be horrible to me and mean, i can't help it -------------- WTF!!

I never sent her a message to start with!!


Another said...do you really like brunettes? Whats wrong with blondes?
 AlexisMarsh

Joined: 9/6/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 2:55:07 PM
Today: If you like the look of my profile will you drop your knickers
 Ffrin

Joined: 2/7/2008
Msg: 120
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 3:48:28 PM
God, I should not look at these forums. They make feel like rubbish. That man who sees a desire for submission in your eyes has never messaged me. In other threads I read that women get up to 100 messages a day. I don't get 100 in a year.
Now I'm depressed.
 gemini_lady_uk

Joined: 7/16/2008
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 4:17:44 PM
Ffrin
In other threads I read that women get up to 100 messages a day. I don't get 100 in a year.
Now I'm depressed.


I think the ones that get 100+ messages a day are about 25 and stunning and I bet that 98 of the messages are not worth reading
 Desert Star 1

Joined: 9/4/2009
Msg: 122
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 6:39:44 PM
Wow..there really are a lot of strange people on here. YOu have to wonder what these people are on, or maybe even what they should be on!
They are funny though.
I've not had any truely strange messages, just the odd couple or rude ones...and one guy was very insistent that I add him to my msn so I could see his picture. Obviously I didn't.
 Colin-42

Joined: 7/10/2006
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 6:42:45 PM
Nothing as strange as you lot, just some illiterate young lady saying "hi hun how r u". I can't abide text speak, and the word HUN grates on me! It's so bleeding insincere.
 Desert Star 1

Joined: 9/4/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/13/2009 6:48:40 PM
I hate it too when there is no need for it. Its one thing that really got to me in one of the rude messages - the fact the idiot couldn't even be bothered to just add the extra letters to bbs to make it babes...not that I appreciate a complete stranger calling me babes to start with.
Hun is another one that, to me, should only be used by people who know me.
r u on msn bbs .... for god's sake man!!

haha, i could go on for ages on this subject but I'm not going to.
 sailorman_61

Joined: 4/22/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 9/14/2009 3:17:55 AM
Just had a message titled.....

"Just wonder which part of the glove have you been recently?"

It definately rates as the most breathtakingly original opening I've had in 30 years of electronic communication.

Sailorman
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