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 zenmunkey

Joined: 10/11/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 10/19/2009 9:48:40 AM
I'm feeling really left out now! I've had no strange messages like this.
Laughed my arse off reading all these - thanks.
 NonSumQualisEram

Joined: 6/13/2007
Msg: 127
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 10/19/2009 12:21:44 PM

I'd like to see you in a Motherwell top


Could have been worse, he could have said Mothercare!
 NonSumQualisEram

Joined: 6/13/2007
Msg: 128
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 10/19/2009 12:27:05 PM

I've just recieved this (as a first contact message):

babe u do me gd in bed lolx

Sometimes, you know, I feel like I'm bashing my head very hard against a brick wall on this site........


Sorry about that, my keyboard is all sticky with....coffee, yes that's it, coffee.
 gsteve2710

Joined: 1/11/2009
Msg: 129
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 10/20/2009 2:26:09 PM
I have not had any real strange messages but i have had plenty of messages where very minimal effort was put in, or from women that don't express their personality in writing! I think some people find it quite hard!! lol
 Urban Flower

Joined: 5/29/2009
Msg: 130
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 10/20/2009 3:01:05 PM
Not strange exactly but had one yesterday from a guy saying how he liked my profile and how we were of the same mind.He was lookin for Intimate Encounter!I messaged him back and asked him exactly where in my profile i state i,m lookin for Intimate Encounter or NSF and he was barking up the wrong tree!
 cahood

Joined: 12/3/2007
Msg: 131
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 10/20/2009 5:51:54 PM
The strangest message I ever got was from a guy saying that " my curves were nice" and that he had a pierced nob and would i like a try . ugghhh!!! Some people I replied thanks but no thanks !!
 ibakecakes

Joined: 11/27/2008
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 10/21/2009 3:49:23 AM
I think I have now heard every cake related joke there is plus, if I had a quid for how many messages I have had asking to make a cake in the shape of.................well, you can imagine, I'd be very very rich........but yes I can BTW
 likkle tuts

Joined: 2/8/2009
Msg: 133
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 5:04:35 AM
had a message this morning saying
you arent a lady for me as you go to the pof partys
strange man
Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 5:24:39 AM
"You owe £542 in unpaid Council Tax. We'll be round with a van in two days time to seize your goods and chattels"

The bailiffs,disguised as a relatively attractive woman, found me on POF.
 hunnibelle

Joined: 2/6/2008
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 5:35:22 AM
The strangest messege I've had? Well its the one I have yet to receive
One asking me out on a proper date!!! Now that WOULD be strange
 searchspark

Joined: 6/18/2009
Msg: 136
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 6:49:53 AM
This one i've just had has to be the weirdest....


sound fun intresting profile, what are you a morning before work loo user or would you risk the stigma of a work poo?
 minnx

Joined: 10/10/2008
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 8:05:15 AM

The bailiffs,disguised as a relatively attractive woman, found me on POF.


Is that for real?? Or am I being my usual gullible self ?

If it's for real it's quite scary. How would they know who you are?
 Lincolnshire Sausage

Joined: 10/19/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 8:59:38 AM
Strangest message? "leave me alone or I'm calling the police" Totally uncalled for I might add! I mean, "technically" her Cat wasn't dead when I left it in her bed
 LadyWithTaste

Joined: 11/15/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 9:52:00 AM
I recently received the following message:

" I am looking for an attractive woman to help me with my cross-dressing fetish. Can travel and will accommodate".

The thing was that he looked pretty 'normal' in his pics and quite young too. Needless to say I ignored him and have not heard back.
 lynx-1950

Joined: 6/22/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 10:58:23 AM
Well Im not sure but I think Ive just had a message from someone who was annoyed that I didnt thank him for viewing my profile! lol. I cant think what else he meant.
 Alma G Mahler

Joined: 5/14/2009
Msg: 141
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 11:53:39 AM
"hi I'd like to know u and also i realy interesting ur personality which is very formal, intelligence and simplicity,because i'd be friend with this kind of society.
thanks"

Not sure if this was google translate ?
 loki_uk

Joined: 9/6/2009
Msg: 142
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 12:48:07 PM
Not on here, but on one site a guy memo'd me offering to stick a 2L coke can up him bum on a web cam

He must say that to all the girls lol
 Steve Bungle

Joined: 10/12/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 2:13:15 PM
The one strange one I had after an occasional dialogue was
"Boo".
That was it.
Time to delete without a reply as I thought that more effort was required on her part.
 StinkerBelle2009

Joined: 11/10/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 2:45:11 PM
^^ i get the "boo" one occassionally as well lol

I have had one kind chap mailing me recommending i change my profile and cut out most of it.
He seemed harmless enough though so i just put back erm ok. He then said that he would like to know how i get on attracting more men with my profile once its redone hehehe.

I might cut out just one word to please him.

He did seem ok and genuinely concerned so i didnt tell him to go fvck himself
 Steve Bungle

Joined: 10/12/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 2:51:38 PM
^^^^ Have you ever considered putting "Boo" as the title of your profile?
I think it's the start of a new movement.
The Cult of Boo.
 shellg1

Joined: 5/21/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 3:38:33 PM
maybe we have alot of strange people in australia but my messages have ranged from
:i wear eyeliner and mascara
would you like a threesome
would you like a foursome
a guy complaining about his partners bad breath and her un manicured feet!
a message with the simple words "booty call??"
a message in another language
and the grand finale...a message telling me my dog was better looking then me..lol
 StinkerBelle2009

Joined: 11/10/2009
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Whats the strangest message you've had?
Posted: 11/22/2009 3:43:14 PM
PMSL!!!!!!!!

Have you ever considered putting "Boo" as the title of your profile?
I think it's the start of a new movement.
The Cult of Boo

Im going to put The Cult of Boo as my profile tagline thingy...
Go on, i dare you to put it as well
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