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Posted: 7/18/2009 5:21:50 AM | How good a woman is in bed has NOTHING to do with how pretty she is or isn't. It has to do with her level of experience, her own comfort level with her partner and her own body, and her values as well. Silly post.
You forgot two major factors.... how good he is in bed.... and how much she is into him.
If he is lousy at giving her oral, or it is only something he receives, yet doesn't give .... many women won't even give it... so you won't even know if she is good or bad at it. If there is next to nothing for foreplay, and no "warm up" time for her.... she will most likely not be at her best in bed. It takes two to make it work well... but only one to break it. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/18/2009 8:38:50 AM | | This theory of yours reminded me of the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Remember the woman he slept with that just laid there in the bed while he was pulling off his best moves and very nonchalantly said "uh uh uh...i just came"? I have a feeling that it wasn't because she was pretty, she was gorgeous, but she seemed very superficial as well. Maybe it's not so much the "pretty" women that are bad in bed, it's the arrogant "what can you do for me" women that ruin all of us in the "pretty" category. I know that I can be a sexually shallow person, who isn't? If I don't like what it is that I am offered, I will not be enthusiastic about it, and I will not fake anything for another person's satisfaction. Who honestly wants that? However, if I am generally attracted to the person and the CHEMISTRY is right...the sky is the limit in bed. Enthusiasm is high and all inhibitions then go out of the window. Beauty makes us into certain things due to societal standards and expectations...I say "Pretty women...break the mold and show your skills!!" | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 8:56:20 AM | Holy crap, he does wear shiny pants lol. Can't say I seen a man wearing those before ..
My new thread "Don't you hate how men in shiny woman's pants make bogus threads that are derogatory to women? If he hates women so much, why wear their pants?" | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/18/2009 9:26:14 AM | i said nothing about my current situation Ok, so if you are with an ugly fat woman and are happy, why are you on here pissing and moaning? It always makes someone unattractive complaining about how they don't have a bid d^ck and are ugly as sin, or how they think that a certain look, skin color, weight, etc. is better in bed. Mr. No It Alls are so unappealing! Gosh you just wish trains would run over big fat ugly men too!
Shiny skirts are in, they rock! Of course, not on me, but you young women can wear them and some older, just not a good look on me. Yeah, I need to wear black and try to blend into walls now. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/18/2009 9:31:27 AM | | I haven't noticed any difference in fellatio skills between beautiful-looking women and average-looking women. The number one factor which influences performance, in my opinion, is confidence. The women who kept stopping to ask me if they were doing it right sucked (meaning they didn't do a good job). Women who eagerly, knowingly, and lovingly give head are usually successful at it. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/18/2009 9:34:00 AM | I'm sure there are plenty of what society would consider "pretty" women who LOVE all aspects of sex (look at the porn industry, although there is money there). But, for those women who are pretty and lousy in bed...
I'll go along with the lack of "work ethic" theory. Superficially society's definition of "pretty" women can coast through life on their looks (witness Miss Paris Hilton), without having to work at anything or have anything underneath that flesh beauty. I like a woman who is pretty AND is an animal! A motor in the back of her Honda! | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 9:47:22 AM |
That can't be right. According to everyone that posts in these here sex forums, EVERYONE is a sexual god(dess) who has ALWAYS pleased their partners. Every guy on this forum has a big c0ck and every gal has a tight twat from keigels alone (shaved bald of course, cause there are 50 threads on that alone). I mean, even if a gal has a smelly twat, the guy will still soldier on and give it to her long and hard because he could wear a gas mask from what the tide dragged in because HE IS THAT GOOD!!! Even the big girls are tight and the little ones loose...or is it the other way around? Which ever it is, is he just not into you because of it????
Even the OP knows how to move his azz just right...because he is THAT GOOD. Trust him, he says so several posts up, it must be true....After all, with all the womenz he be hittin' (again, he said so) , he has just enough time to make up such meaningful, attention seeking troll posts. I'm so glad he shared. Aren't you?
Oh my Gawd...this is worth being late to get a manicure for.
DUDE...you need to stop talking. I think you're not getting it...well...not getting something. Why are you insulting women in general?
Beyond that...why are you trolling? Sorry but I'm calling BS on you. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 9:53:30 AM |
Still, I think one of us could make shiny pants look good.
But.. if a guy hit on me wearing shiny pants, I just don't know what I'd do.. Laugh? Run? Tell him it's hammer time?
The outcome would not be good...
I just viewed his profile. I'm CONVINCED it's a joke now. Why is he "yelling"? My eyes need earplugs ater that. I didn't know Cameo was still together. 1987 called and said they want their wardrobe back.
Oh and he refers to himself in the third person in his photo captions. That right there is a sign of a bat$hit crazy person."Tony types in all caps" "Tony posts in the forums" "Tony sits in chair" "Tony likes clown attire" "Tony is clueless" I have a feeling "Tony" calls out his own name during the azz moves he spoke about previously ESPECIALLY when he's masturbating. "Yeah, look at Tony. Me like Tony. Tony knows what Tony likes. Hold on while Tony gets more Jergens." | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:19:53 AM | Seeing as every man I have been with always asks if he can come back for more, I will call BS on this. Men dont keep asking to come back if we are not any good in this area. You can find a dead lay anywhere. And they come in all packages...male, female, pretty, ugly.
The common denominator in all of the OPs experiences is him.
All I know is this-If I was being intimate with someone, and I felt they were not really into it, they were not doing thier 'moves' with any enthusiasm,Id be calling the whole thing off. Even if we were already naked. If I sensed he was just going through the motions, Id be outta there. So I can only ask myself, why would any male just keep going if he sensed the lady was not enthusiastic? May as well do a cadavour.
Take responsibility for who you choose to spend 'time' with. And dont brush all people with the same brush just cause you choose unwisely. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:27:01 AM | | People who think they are God's gift to the World, are usually bad in bed. Male or female. Physical attractiveness does not mean you have this attitude. Being ugly doesn't mean you don't. Arrogance and selfishness are ingredients for a crappy lover and partner. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:55:09 AM | Right. No one wants to be "performed" on by someone so arrogant as to call himself the "Great Expert" of sexual pleasure (500). If you're there sincerely, she'll be there sincerely, no matter what she looks like.
500... pairs of shiny pants?
rejections?
sad, fruitless trips to Las Vegas? | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 10:55:43 AM | i don't know where you people get shiny pants from, and that particular picture you're talking about was takien in 1998 and they are not hammer pants or shiny. apparently you don't know what a glare is.
i'm only directing my comments to the shallow brains who are running off at the mouth. i can tell you are the types of people that live your life in a bandwagon, you follow the joneses, you follow the leader. you don't have the guts to say what you really wanna say. as you continue to read my brilliant threads, maybe you idiots will learn from the great expert.
once again i'm only talking to the shallow brains who were dumb enough to try to insult the great expert (erinlove and **** blease etc.) | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 11:07:53 AM | | This just gets worse with every post you make. Can't spend any more of my Sat having fun at your expense. You're a fairly good looking guy. Probably could get that "ugly girl sex" if you changed your attitude. And stopped referring to yourself in the third person. That's just greasy. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 11:20:08 AM | This just gets worse with every post you make. Can't spend any more of my Sat having fun at your expense. You're a fairly good looking guy. Probably could get that "ugly girl sex" if you changed your attitude. And stopped referring to yourself in the third person. That's just greasy.
heybird..............my attitude is fine, and i have no problem with women. if you had read my posts, i said i haven't talked about my current situation on here. i don't need advice, i didn't come into the forums for that. this is just for entertainment purposes period. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 11:31:44 AM | I just viewed his profile. I'm CONVINCED it's a joke now. Why is he "yelling"? My eyes need earplugs ater that. I didn't know Cameo was still together. 1987 called and said they want their wardrobe back.
Oh and he refers to himself in the third person in his photo captions. That right there is a sign of a bat$hit crazy person."Tony types in all caps" "Tony posts in the forums" "Tony sits in chair" "Tony likes clown attire" "Tony is clueless" I have a feeling "Tony" calls out his own name during the azz moves he spoke about previously ESPECIALLY when he's masturbating. "Yeah, look at Tony. Me like Tony. Tony knows what Tony likes. Hold on while Tony gets more Jergens."
pitch blease.......if i were you i wouldn't talk, the joke is you clown......you have a reject giving a testimonial about your date...lmao he called you flaky and disorganized. looking at that guy on your profile proves my theory, women like you would date anything just to get complments. you're needy, desperate, insecure and ignorant. you only wished you could get a guy like expert. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 2:16:00 PM |
i'm only directing my comments to the shallow brains who are running off at the mouth.
Shallow? Yet your post is about "pretty" woman. And you said yourself, pretty women are fake women. Who is shallow?, hypocrite much??
i don't know where you people get shiny pants from, and that particular picture you're talking about was takien in 1998 and they are not hammer pants or shiny. apparently you don't know what a glare is.
Pants that are not shiny, don't kick up a good glare, 1998 or not. Don't get mad at us and lie about your lack of fashion sense. Seems you can dish out superficial nonsense but you cant take it.. Shiny pants.
you don't have the guts to say what you really wanna say.
Wow then what I REALLY want to say to you must be really nasty. Sure you want to hear what I REALLY think?
as you continue to read my brilliant threads, maybe you idiots will learn from the great expert.
LMFAO
i'm only talking to the shallow brains who were dumb enough to try to insult the great expert
If you think I am dumb, or that other woman for that matter, you are an even bigger mouth breathing moron than you show people. I bet you get headaches thinking up retarded posts. I think when you find a generalization stupid enough, you mistake it for an epiphany.
I remember your last thread where you didn't even read my response properly, you even pasted it and proceeded to whine and moan about something I didn't even say. You wanna talk about who is dumb??
Well since when does "or if they" mean "and they are"?.. Only in whatever world it is where you are an expert in anything but making an a-hole of yourself. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2009 3:08:31 PM | I'm so darn good in bed that you can hear angels sing. My member is longer than the devils fearcest demon and my tongue's better at what it's doing than the star of betlehem was at giving directions.
Too bad I don't believe in God, angels, Jesus or the devil.
Doesn't mean I'm bad, just not CLAIMING TO BE GOOD. | |
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