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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/18/2009 3:34:36 PM | I would have to agree with the following statement (quoted below)... that the pretty/beautiful/gorgeous ones are often the ones that are the most superficial and high maintenance and tend to be lazy as I said in my original post in response to this thread; they have men chasing them so they don't feel like they have to work as hard.... MIND you I said MOST often....
Maybe it's not so much the "pretty" women that are bad in bed, it's the arrogant "what can you do for me" women that ruin all of us in the "pretty" category. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/18/2009 3:34:38 PM | | Well if you are patience with her than you can always train her. It don't take much you know. It is just like riding a bike, you keep trying until she get it right. It is just like some men with big d***, they can't f*** either and when you get a man that is small, well let just say they are best f*** you had. If I love someone and he was not great in bed( he have to be open minded) than I will teach him or we learn things together. There was a time you didn't have any " skills ", but someone taught you or you learn them on your own. If you base a relationship on how good someone is in bed than that is all you going to have and nothing more. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/18/2009 3:43:26 PM |
once again i'm only talking to the shallow brains who were dumb enough to try to insult the great expert (erinlove and **** blease etc.)
You're dumb enough to be insulted! You aint GREAT in bed, at best you may be good, but seeing as your mind is closed off, to new experience and learning by proclaiming you're great in bed, then I highly doubt it. You're the one with a "shallow brain" (to stay in a terminology you can understand), not Erinlove and Pitch Blease. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/18/2009 4:01:15 PM | Man! NOT withstanding the originating topic (which was ..... ? damn what were we talking about now?) the dude has right in his profile ...
"I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU A STUPID IDIOT"
So ... my guess is this spontaneous utterance happens A LOT. Considering the context of the post (sex, I remember now) my guess is the above quote refers to at least one specific aspect of his personality and his association with women. Being sensitive creatures that they are, they probably say this when they LEAVE because he's pouting in the corner having had his INFLATED SEX EGO perforated again by a wholly UNappreciative BIAATCH who'd rather leave than stay for round deux.
JUST A GUESS ....

Dude, this whole thread now revolves around YOU and how good YOU think you are in bed. You're old enough to know that that is just BAITING. It is almost universally accepted that the people who come out and tell everybody how good they are - are likely to be HORRIBLE in bed. Even if you ARE GIB announcing it like you do is just classless. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/18/2009 4:26:00 PM | | IF it's true, probably because they've had to do less work in bed. Guys want to please them more so they don't have to really have to be good at anything and they still get a lot of attention. The reverse is true for average chicks like me ;) (jus kiddin) | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/18/2009 4:29:44 PM |
I am assuming here OP, that you are referring to the typical 'sport fu**ing' that so many of the likes of you enjoy participating in these days.
I can see where then everyone you encounter will be judged on looks, weight, and apparently flexibility and endurance. It's all about the act. No reason, no emotion.
Now take a beautiful woman, or a plain woman, give her a man she is in love with and him her, and trust me, the two of them will make beautiful music together, whether they are personally considered 'beautiful' or not.
Two people that take the time to really get to know one another and develop feelings for one another, will almost certainly please one another. But you wouldn't really know anything about that aspect of it now would you?
Wow.. well said, Kelli K. You are obviously very different from many on here. Nice to see. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/18/2009 5:28:53 PM |
It is just like riding a bike You mean I'm going to fall off and skin my knee? Nope it means the older the bike the more flat tires ya get. Better invest in a "pump"
A can of fix-a-flat will do wonders... If proper maintenance hasn't been performed, and the extra effort to keep things going is beyond the rider's skills set.  | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/18/2009 6:24:15 PM | | I think things would go alot better for you if you didn't concentrate so much on the sex. Look past "pretty" or "average", just go for what you are attracted to, who you feel comfortable around. Maybe if you found someone that you are just "crazy" about,then the sex will be like fireworks because of the emotional connection. If it's booty calls you are talking about, then of course the women don't really care how good it was for you as they are getting "theirs", but with relationships women want to "show" their man how much they love them. I find that the deeper the connection, the better the sex, but that's just me trying to give you some advice. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/18/2009 8:47:10 PM | OP,
It's too bad this thread has become all about bashing you left and right (and I have to admit a lot of that was pretty hilarious, especially Pitch Blease), because your question deserves an honest answer.
First off, I've heard plenty of women complain about how the best-looking guys they've known were lousy lays too, btw---so just for the record, it does cut both ways.
Now, the most CONVENTIONALLY attractive men or women are always in short supply relative to demand, in any society. (How "conventionally attractive" is determined, is fodder for a whole separate thread.)
Being in short supply, this aesthetic elite of either gender is much sought after from a young age, and thus does not have to do much at all in order to attract mates or garner social approval/status.
But it's not just laziness---it is also the logical outcome of constantly getting hit upon and being placed on a pedestal, then manipulated and lied into bed, and sometimes dumped for the next trophy shortly thereafter. Can you really blame them if a lot of these "beautiful people" start developing ambivalent or dysfunctional relationships to sexuality in general after all that mind-f*cking they go through all their lives?
One of my best friends ran a modeling agency and when I used to hang around him, I got to meet some stunningly beautiful women, as well as some stunningly handsome guys---and they often had similar stories. It's not difficult to understand why they turn out the way they do. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/18/2009 9:27:10 PM | This is one of the funniest Threads ive read in a long time..........
Please take note of what "Dave632" says.........
Btw,another of his "intelligent" Threads is about womens' butt cracks...... ............apparently the 'higher' the crack,the hotter she is........  | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/18/2009 9:34:00 PM | GREAT EXPERT 500 Whether your woman is pretty or ugly has NOTHING to do with how good she is in bed. It most often comes down to you and that you haven't figured this out, makes me doubt that you are an "expert". As a man, you can set the stage for her performance. A great lover makes willing and pleasing partners. A lousy lover makes her think of what colour to paint the ceiling and "Oh God, how soon will this be over?" | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/19/2009 4:29:42 AM | | 500, I offer my apologies. I don't agree with you philosophies about women, but that does not give me the right to randomly attack your fashion sensibilities or anything else about you. I imagine that, underneath the all caps "yelling" on your profile, there is a real desire for answers from and connection to women that is not being met. I hope you are able to find what you are looking for. I won't offer you any more advice, just my apologies. I'm sorry. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/19/2009 6:38:45 AM | It isn't a YOU issue it's a compatibility issue honestly. If the 2 people in bed have chemistry and a desire for the other the sex/making love will be good/great/fantastic/mind blowing. But, if the woman (usually the prettier/hotter girls who are only having sex w/ you to get something), the chemistry/desire is only going to be on your part not hers.
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/19/2009 7:47:22 AM |
it could have something to do with "pretty" girls being more formal and less open to their sexuality. but that's kinda grasping. No, hether111, I think it is a very valid argument. I have noticed in my not so vast experience, that regardless of looks, women that were funny, especially with off the wall/slightly raunchy humor....open, friendly, unconcerned about having the perfect appearance, gregarious, not afraid to laugh until they cried.......by far are great lovers, while the reserved, Miss Manners, do not speak until spoken to, wear the flowered dress and clutch the pocketbook with two hands type and great to have on your arm are completely unenthusiastic in the bedroom, assuming they go there at all. It isn't looks, but attitude.
Now the really scary thing for me is that two bad lovers I have been with over an extended period of time were very pretty and HAD THE LOWEST BUTT CRACKS OF ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE BEEN WITH!!!! I swear!
Maybe it is like the life line readings! Future palm readings.....Okay miss, I have read your palm, if you want, I can throw in a free butt crack reading! | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/19/2009 9:14:42 AM | Dunno if there's much validity to any of it as I'm quite sure there are plenty of less-attractive women who are guilty of poor oral skills... just as there are plenty of attractive women who are great at it. Probably comes down to wanting to please a man sexually more than one's looks. I don't think the less-attractive women have a monopoly on that.
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head? Posted: 7/19/2009 5:16:07 PM | i sttill stand by my statements. the pretty girls are the worst in bed. i notice some of you seem to think i don't know what love is...lol i wasn't called the great expert for nothing. i'm the master of love and i aim to please my woman. i plan to write a book on relationships, it will be in a store near you in the future. | |
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