| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/19/2009 5:19:45 PM | i sttill stand by my statements. the pretty girls are the worst in bed. i notice some of you seem to think i don't know what love is...lol i wasn't called the great expert for nothing.
i'm the master of love and i aim to please my woman. i plan to write a book on relationships, it will be in a store near you in the future.
Your latest lead balloon post will go down in infamy along with your other booze fuelled rants.
people who usualy have to brag about how good they are in the sack are usualy the ones that end up being the one who truly suck
which the OP displays wonderfuly. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/19/2009 5:38:17 PM | kelly and steve hit it right on the nose, they're sayting the pretty people feel they look so good they don't have to work hard to please their lover because they are the shit. whereas the natural women pays more attention to pleasing their lover. they're more down to earth,
its that way in every aspect of life, even with the superstar athletes, they feel they're
so good they don't have to work or practice because the fans love them so much. again this is not everybody, its just most of them. its always those few exceptions. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/19/2009 5:56:39 PM | reckless optimist....you look like a loser that needs some love advice from the great expert. first of all you can start off by cutting your afro and losing weight. the other advice i will have to charge you.
The day I need advice from you when it comes to Women is the day I should consider seriously about going gay.
but thanks just the same. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/19/2009 6:08:31 PM | | The first few posts answered the question pretty honestly. Not all gorgeous women suck in bed, but many do for the very reason they stated. There are a thousand men just waiting for their chance to be with her. So why should she care or put forth any effort? You take it or leave it, she can always find another sap to take your place at the drop of a dime. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/19/2009 6:08:58 PM |
reckless optimist......look little afro chubby boy, you are no match for great expert. now calm your chubby ass down and continue to read expert's threads, maybe oneday you'll learn how to succeed with women. take notes boy
500 I'm a born leader and natural rule breaker I provoke and make people question themselves and who they are! I'm strong in character and have usually combated terrible adversity in parts of life. Not bitter and twisted BUT driven and relentless. I'm a Tour de force Unlike You.
if any one is in school right now it's you. You should be honored I even posted in your thread brotha,,, | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/19/2009 6:16:33 PM |
The first few posts answered the question pretty honestly. Not all gorgeous women suck in bed, but many do for the very reason they stated. There are a thousand men just waiting for their chance to be with her. So why should she care or put forth any effort? You take it or leave it, she can always find another sap to take your place at the drop of a dime.
and just what would you know about women sucking in bed?????? | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/19/2009 6:36:48 PM | and just what would you know about women sucking in bed??????
Quite a bit, fatboy. I've probably forgotten more sexual encounters that I’ve enjoyed than you've had in your entire pathetic latent homosexual life. And when I say sexual encounters I mean WITH a woman – not by your definition which simply requires your chubby Cheeto stained right hand, an old T-shirt and a subscription to Hornygreek.com
Oh loved you in "Super Bad"… so go back to drawing dicks and leave the adults to their conversation. | |
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Posted: 7/19/2009 6:42:05 PM |  Well, for the first time I'm glad I'm not pretty....As for the girl who needed the instruction booklet, well give her one. These things are learned you know ...what I never learned in 30 years of marriage, I have tried to perfect in the last 5 years...but it was because I TRIED VERY HARD TO LEARN IT..its like everything..it takes practice. I can't even believe I read this whole thing , much less that I'm commenting on it/ | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/19/2009 8:58:06 PM | Quite a bit, fatboy. I've probably forgotten more sexual encounters that I’ve enjoyed than you've had in your entire pathetic latent homosexual life. And when I say sexual encounters I mean WITH a woman – not by your definition which simply requires your chubby Cheeto stained right hand, an old T-shirt and a subscription to Hornygreek.com
whats really gonna bake your noodle is I could probably whip both of you with one arm tied behind my back.
cinsav.....the chubby boy needs a big bear hug.
you calling me chubby PUNK??? 
did you hear the one about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?........
well now he's a little stiff..........yuk yuk yuk...... | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/20/2009 4:49:42 AM | paris hilton is an attractive pain in the ass who definitely cant give good head. i seen the video and she sucked. britney spears not that good either. i get a strong feeling halle berry not great in bed because she went through alot of men before she finally found one to marry her.
it has to be a reason for her many failed relationships. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 4:53:27 AM | I want to know why the pretty women are attracted to the ugly guys!
got an answer for that?
What ever happened to the so called chemistry that sets you on fire as well as her.....for YOU.
I can't believe how some of you guys talk about women.
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/20/2009 5:10:00 AM | Well I personally like my men below average with a great personality. Because he can be my treasure. They don't seem to multidate and be dead in bed like the "pretty" men. I just had PMS, but if pretty women are anything like pretty men then yikes!. Most of them act like you should be honored with their presence too.
I usually suck in bed the first time, because I can always find a man who knows what to do. It is his shot to show me his skills. Not that I am dead, refused to give oral or anything that resembles Paris Hiltons porn (she is fulgy btw, wtf dudes). But I can feel me waiting for my inspiration.
If I lose 75 lbs (that puts me at 80 lbs) and grow an ugly bird like face, can I be "hot" like Parish Hilton and lay there dead with the "best" of them? Something is wrong with guys attracted to that. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/20/2009 5:59:58 AM |
paris hilton is an attractive pain in the ass who definitely cant give good head. i seen the video and she sucked. britney spears not that good either. i get a strong feeling halle berry not great in bed because she went through alot of men before she finally found one to marry her.
it has to be a reason for her many failed relationships.
Both Paris and Britney are pretty damn skanky, IMO. Put them in many parts of Europe and they'd barely register in the the "cute girl working at McDonalds" category.
Halle's a world class beauty who (my guess) has just had bad luck with men...probably because she's more susceptible/naive than most. You can kind of see that in her interviews, she doesn't have the hard protective shell that most women in her league have.
btw, I have to disagree with part of this thread's title: A woman's lack of oral skills doesn't really detract from her overall sexual aptitude---have known many women who were incredible lovers but not BJ artists, and a few BJ artists who were lousy lovers in all other respects. Fellatio's overrated to begin with though...guys who are fixated on it tend to have watched too much porn and are more into the head trip behind it than the actual physical experience which is fairly mediocre compared to the main course. Usually the same guys who get their jollies from coming in a woman's face rather than inside of her. | |
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| why the prettier the woman, the worse she is in bed or giving head?
Posted: 7/20/2009 6:27:17 AM | This is a perfect rant for guys to stop going for the pretty girls, and start finding some down and dreary damsels! Watch out world, Ugly Betties get there day due to being better at BJ's! Does this also mean that pretty boy's are horrible at pleasing a lady? Oh how dreadful, and ridiculous this post is! LOL As if beauty and f--king had anything to do with each other! Or with BJ's and handjobs, and clitoral stimulation? You want a great BJ, don't look for the girl next door type that is scared of getting pre-cum on her chin and lips. | |
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