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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/16/2009 3:29:44 PM | may have already been posted
Stewie calls Brian up on the phone:
Stewie: hey brian another Scattergories question, The category is type of pet: Herbert put Cambodian – that’s not right, right?
man: a jackal, jackal, its a jackal, it looks like a jackal,jackal, jackal, its a jackal, jackal
woman: TIME!!
Stewie: if it wasnt right the first time you said it, why the hell would it be right the next ten times..........GOD! | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/17/2009 2:17:45 PM | | My favorite is the episode where Lois is in bed and Stewie comes into the room. He tries to get here attention by saying "Lois. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mommy. Mum. Mama. Mummy. Ma. Ma. Lois. Mom. Lois. Mummy" Finally she looks at him and snaps "WHAT?" Then Stewie says "Hi!" giggles and runs away lol. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2009 7:29:38 PM | The best scene I like is:
God is drunk adn bulding Rosie Oddonell
Assistant says you can't put a vagina on that
God says who's doing this (with a slur)
Assistant: What about the breast
God: Grab 2 from the irregular bin.
Killer | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/17/2009 10:17:21 PM | *Meg becomes sick and is bedridden and watches Christian movies*
*Finally becomes healthy and runs downstairs to family*
Meg: Guys I have been enlightened by God! God is with everyone!
Peter: Yup...it's going to be a meg episode guys...so stick around for the fun. *pauses and looks at you* *Takes out remote and sets it on the table* There's the clicker...no one will blame you. *Nudges it forward*
Commercial right after it if I remember right.
edit: Oh and the part flashback with a suicide bomber going to heaven.
Peter: Man this is going to piss him off more then when a suicide bomber goes to heaven!
*Suicide bomber walks through gates*
Suicide bomber: I'm here for my 72 virgiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!!!
*Bunch of geeks on computers*: We're playing dungeons and dragons!
Suicide bomber: OSAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 7/17/2009 11:52:33 PM | Stewie to Brian.
Do you have a problem with me, huh?
Do you have a problem with me?
Yeah?
Well why don't you just go on the internet and complain about it? | |
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Posted: 8/8/2009 5:22:46 PM | | It's got to to be the PTV episode where peter takes a dump off the bridge & it hits the car while lois is in it with stewie & then there home arguing about it & stewie is in the corner shaking & saying "Turn of the windshield wipers they don't work there just making it worse". | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 12:00:59 AM | The best one is when brian goes to find his mom with stewie. and they hope on a truck to catch a ride. Brian starts talking to a mexican seating in the back, and he starts talking to him in spanish, and the mexican corrects him. then
brian says "oh you speak english"
mexican "no just that and the line expaining it"
brian" your kidding right"
mexican" QUEEEEEE" hahahahahaha honestly best on ever. | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 12:04:17 AM | | Random guy at a store: you're a phony! a great big phony! hey everyone look! It's a phony! a great big phony! | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 4:32:06 AM | i just want to say i LOVE THIS SHOW!! i own all the seasons.. cant wait for the next one.
ois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat. | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 8/9/2009 1:44:39 PM | (God is in a bar talking to a woman.)
God: Oh uhh, let me light that for you babe. (Points his finger at her cigarette and a bolt of lightning strikes down to light it.)
Girl: Wooow!!
God: Yeeeep, magic fingers, hahaa...(points at her and strikes her with lightning, setting the entire bar on fire)
God: JESUS CHRIST!!
Jesus: (jumps in from outside) What!?
God: Get the Escalade, we're outta here!!! | |
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Posted: 8/10/2009 10:27:30 AM | "Victory is mine................"
Gotta love that crazy Stewie.... 
( Louis walks in on Stewie torturing a bully..........)
S- "We were just playing house Lois..."
L- " But that kid is all tied up..."
S- " Ok Roman Polanski's house!!! "
Stewie, "There has always been alot of tension between lois and me, it's not that I want to kill her, it's just that I want her not to be alive..
I sometimes wonder if all women are soo difficult and then I think to myself "My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i was a homosexual?"
Love Him!!!! | |
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Posted: 8/11/2009 6:46:17 PM | Lois Griffin: Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite.
Stewie Griffin: Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you! | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 8/11/2009 7:29:39 PM | Now we just need a thread for the songs!
"Prom Night Dumpster Baby"
"A Bag of Weed"
"Shapoopy"
oh the list goes ON!
Lois as Leia - "Admiral Tarkin! I thought smelled your foul stench when I came on board!"
Stewie as Darth Vader - "Um, that was me. I made a Darth Doodie, I sithed my pants, my diapers have gone over to the darkside. I have pages of these, I could go on.."
James Woods - "Oh, a piece of candy! Oh, a piece of candy! Oh, a piece of candy! Oh, a piece of candy! Oh, a piece of candy! Oh, a piece of candy! Oh, a piece of candy!" | |
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Posted: 8/11/2009 10:43:32 PM | Jaws: Hey.... i'm gonna eat y'all.....i'm gonna eat that hairy leg....i'm gonna eat that one too....OH! i can see right up them shorts...i gotta whole bunch of rows of teeth to chew you with...DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA...oh now wait a minute i did have a chubby kid on a raft earlier today....it's ok though i've been swimming a lot lately..."CHOMP!" Mmmm yummy Mmmm.
Bee: Oh Hey... y'all best be careful or i'm gonna sting you with my stinger... OH NOOOO but then i'm gonna die if i sting you...you know what i'm not gonna sting y'all after all...and that's my choice...y'all ain't worth it.... i'm just gonna head on over to that flower and suck on that stem like there's no tomorrow.... buzzzzzzzzz
Stewie: Oo0o0o you got some pie huh? can i have a piece?
Brian: uh sure.
Stewie: oh let me have some of that cool whuuip
Brian: what'd you say?
Stewie: you can't have a pie with out cool whuuip
Brian: cool whuuip?
Stewie: cool whuuip yeah
Brian: you mean cool whip?
stewie: yeah cool whuuip
Brian: cool whip
Stewie: cool whuuip
Brian: cool whip
Stewie: cool whuuip
Brian: you're saying it weird why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
Stewie: what are you talking about? i'm just saying it. cool whuuip. you put cool whuuip on pie. pie tastes better with cool whuuip.
Brian: say whip
Stewie: whip
Brian: now say cool whip
Stewie: cool whuuip
brian: cool whip
stewie: cool whuuip
Brian: cool whip
Stewie: cool whuuip
Brian: you're eating hair!
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Posted: 8/12/2009 2:59:14 PM | Joe sees convicted Peter on television sumo wrestling: OMG!
Bonnie from the other room: did you walk? | |
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Posted: 8/12/2009 3:04:56 PM | peters family is in a boat race with louis's father.
Peter: come on, just alittle more
peter tosses meg out the boat for more speed | |
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Posted: 8/12/2009 3:11:26 PM | criminal breaking out of jail on the news: Im gonna go bang my girlfriend, and then Im gonna kill chris griffin
Stewie: GOOD LORD!.......Can they really say bang my girlfriend on tv | |
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Posted: 8/12/2009 3:12:13 PM | | I have this sore on my lip and i keep rubbing it with my tongue, but thats only making it worse | |
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Posted: 8/12/2009 3:58:03 PM | Dude, seriously, this is kinda what we call "Spamming"
You couldn't have said all of that in ONE post? | |
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Posted: 8/12/2009 4:39:04 PM | My favorite episode is:
Stewie: mom, mom, mum, mommy, mamma...
Lois: WHAT!!!
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