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Posted: 8/12/2009 7:28:56 PM | can't remember the "exact" words, but..
the bit when Peter has accused his Doctor of rape and starts telling that lie and the judge shouts "guilt, guilty guilty!!!! and bangs his gavel on the desk
or the bit when Louis' rich Mum dies and Peter goes "thank heavens - oh! i mean so sorry louis" and then Louis mentions her will and Peter gets all excited:modhammer: | |
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Posted: 8/13/2009 10:54:14 AM | Stewie: what's this? oh it's just my "package" ..yep, God delivered it, I signed for it..
World keeps spinnin'... | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 8/13/2009 12:19:33 PM | | drunkin irish dad says "ohhhhhh so i guess its money you'll be a wantin" lol | |
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Posted: 8/13/2009 2:03:34 PM | Peter: Im afraid he's a vegetable. your gonna have to feed and change him for the rest of his life.
Family starts to cry
Peter: haha Im just kidding, hes dead
Peter: Well what am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put em in a tub and clean myself with em? Cause that is what soap is for Louis | |
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Posted: 8/14/2009 11:54:01 AM | Quagmire: So, you 18?
Girl: No, I'm 16.
Quagmire: 18, allll riiiight.
Girl: Mom!!!!!
Quagmire: I like where this is going.
Quagmire: Don't worry, they're all tagged.
The look on Peter's face when he goes into the women's bathroom, kicks open the doors and says "It's okay, I'm retarded" and a woman says "Ahhh, you're just curious, aren't you? Well let me show you how everything down here works."
Stewie running naked through the mall: "I just escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement!"
When Peter crashes his blimp into Joe's back yard and you hear Joe say "Where do you get all the money for these things?!"
Lois: Peter, you're such a child!
Peter: Oh yeah? Well you know what that makes you? A pedophile. That's right. And I'll be damned if I am going to stand here and be lectured by some pervert. | |
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Posted: 8/14/2009 3:55:37 PM | | Mayor West "All this singing is contagious...I'll sing too! Adam West...Adam West! ...and a little bit softer now. (whispers)Aaadam West, Adam Weeesst. (as he goes under the table)Adam West, Adam West....I'll come out when they're all gone." | |
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Posted: 8/16/2009 10:54:33 PM | I forgot to add the one with the moose.
The moose is holding a sign that says "will do moose stuff for food"
guy pulls up, moose says "can you help me out, I'm trying to get a couple bucks together for some food.
The guy says "what's moose stuff?"
the moose says "whatever you want it to be. I can have sex with you or go stand over there and drink from the lake, and everything in between."
and the guy says "get in."
I wish we had some moose down in Phoenix | |
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Posted: 8/16/2009 11:26:48 PM | FCC guy - " His chin looks like balls you want me to cover that to?"
Brian - So is it just pool water that turns you into a sniffling girl or is it all water? | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 11:55:26 AM | | "Mom!! Brain said is it just pool water that turns me into a sniffling girl or is it all water!!" | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 12:16:38 PM | | Brian! Not Brain...that just reminds of the episode where they make him enter a dog show so they can use the prize money to buy and AC. | |
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Posted: 8/18/2009 4:56:21 PM | That is my #1 absolute favorite!!!!
The first time I saw that episode, I about died laughing!!
My son is exactly like Stewie on so many levels it's freakin' scary!
In the year that particular episode originally aired, my son was at that stage in his age and he'd come bother me after he'd been tucked in for the night. He did the same mom.mom.momma.momma.mommy.mommy.ma.ma.ma.ma act and he'd never even seen the show yet. Now he's obsessed with it!! 
My second favorite, shared with that son is this:
Stewie's friend, a kid whose name I can't remember, was at the playground in the sandbox waiting on him. When Stewie finally arrived, the kid said, "What took you so long?" To which Stewie replied, "What took you so ugly?"  | |
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Posted: 8/18/2009 5:02:08 PM | The above post was in reference to kitcarter's Msg #132. When I went to post reply, I thought it would go with/near his so people would know what the heck aaI was talking about. Here's what he wrote: Posted: 9/27/2007 3 18 AM
stewie...mom.mom.mom.moma.moma mommy .mommy. mom.moma.mom.mommy. lois whaaaattt!!!!!!stewie .hi
Now that that's settled, let's get back to watching more Family Guy!!
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Posted: 8/25/2009 12:32:52 PM | Creepy old guys singing audition for church musician....
"I know what boys like, I know what boys like.." | |
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Posted: 8/25/2009 2:00:06 PM | | Peter, to Lois (who has put on a LOT of weight): Hey, Hogzilla, you seen my hot wife Lois? | |
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Posted: 8/26/2009 1:17:26 PM | (Peter tapes Stewie riding his Tricycal and a bag blows in frame.)
Peter. Look! Its dancing. Its dancing with me. Its like some benevolent force is telling me theres no reson for me to ever be afraid. Wow sometimes the world is so beautiful my heart could burst.)
God: Its just a piece of Trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complex your circulatory system is?!
I'm a Christian , but even I love that one. | |
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Posted: 8/26/2009 5:47:00 PM | What about the episode where peter finds the feety pajamas and shocks everybody? That is my all time favorite episode.  | |
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Posted: 8/26/2009 11:53:39 PM | Oh I also love when Stewie wakes up in the hotel with Brian and answers something hot thinking its the phone. Owww! Damn it all to puss spewing blut gutty hell!
Hi I'm Tom tucker. A plane is in Danger of crashing after being Highjacked by three local men. We now got to Ollie williams. Ollie. I'm at the wrong airport! oops. Sorry Ollie.
Brian: This is worse than when Peter went through that daisy Dukes phase. (Peter bends over in veeerry short shorts. Oh God! Its like a walrus flossing! | |
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Posted: 8/27/2009 4:51:47 PM | What about the one where Brian takes home some blond chick. He and the chick are in his bed, lights off. Stewie comes in and flicks on the light. He stands there and talks his way into Brian's bed. He then climbs in between Brian and the chick. Brian turns out the light. They think they can go to sleep now but Stewie starts talking crap about Brian so the chick runs out of the room, promising to never return. The lights are still off or off again, whichever, it's dark. Brian is furious with Stewie so Stewie tries to apologize, (one of his famously fake apologies), and says to Brian, something like, Why don't you try sleeping with the next person you see... the very next person you see... The lights go on and Stewie is right in Brian's face like he's the "very next person" Brian's suppose to sleep with.
I wish I remembered it more specifically, but I'm sure those of you who know the episode know what the hang I mean, right?  PARTY ON, STEWIE!! | |
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Posted: 8/28/2009 8:08:35 AM | Meg attends a party and is humiliated... she cries to Lois and she says she has a way to scare them all...
Quagmire, standing at the door, a young high school girl answers...
Q: Hi sweetie! How old are you?
Girl: 16
Q: Did you say 18?
G (screaming): Mom!
Q: I like where this is going! A giggidy giggidy, a giggidy goo... | |
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Posted: 8/31/2009 1:42:57 PM |  peanut butta jelly time peanut butta jelly time peanut butta jelly time peanut butta jelly time say where yat, where yat, where yat, where yat say there ya go, there ya go, there ya go, there ya go, say peanut butta jelly, peanut butta jelly, peanut butta jelly, peanut butta jelly--------Sorry brian, Im not in the mood------- peanut butta jelly, peanut butta jelly, peanut butta jelly with a baseball bat, peanut butta jelly, peanut butta jelly, peanut butta jelly with a baseball BAT! | |
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Posted: 8/31/2009 1:46:52 PM | cleveland- its clevemire now
quagmire- no its quagland
cleveland- oh in your dreams
quagmire-not about kickin your fat ass! | |
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Posted: 8/31/2009 2:29:59 PM | "So what is this, 1 bedroom, 1 bath?"
"No, it's a whole appartment"
"Ohhh, she's retarded"
 "It's like she's f*king 5!" | |
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Posted: 8/31/2009 2:53:42 PM | Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy. | |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 5:27:06 PM | Having just brought season 8 on dvd I have to say the very 1st episode is brilliant.
Peter, Cleavland, Quagmire & Joe are talking about a Barry Manilow concert & basically slagging him off & then they end up all saying that they like him & then go to the concert & Barry Manilow sings Oh Mandy but has Quagmire up on stage so it's "Oh Quagmire you kissed me & stopped me from something but I sent you away oh Quagmire"
I was drinking a coke at the time & laughed so hard I spilled it.
One drawn back to season 8 is the continous use of Conway Twitty music video's but it's still pretty good. | |
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