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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 11/2/2009 7:00:36 PM | | Stewie (after doing The Robot): I'd like to see the kid from Barney with the hearing aid do that. | |
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Posted: 11/3/2009 2:04:21 PM | Tom: "In local news, we have more on the approach of Hurricane Rupaul as it makes his or her way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report. Ollie?"
Ollie: "IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS."
Tom: "Sounds rough Ollie, Do you have an umbrella?"
Ollie: "HAD ONE!"
Tom: "Where is it?"
Ollie: "INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!"
Tom: "Is there anything we can do for you?"
Ollie: "BRING ME SOME SOUP!"
Tom: "What kind?"
Ollie: "CHUNKY!"
Tom: "All right, we'll get on that."
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Posted: 11/8/2009 5:38:50 AM | | Stuey: Mom, mom, mom, momma, momma, momma, mommy, mommy, mommy, mum, mum, mum, mummy, mummy, mummy, muma, muma, mother, mother, mother, mom.... | |
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Posted: 11/8/2009 9:52:33 PM | | Peter to buddies: "If you guys were beers, I would drink every one of you" | |
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Posted: 11/9/2009 2:08:34 AM | (Joe falls into the water whilst on a boat trip)
Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick! | |
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Posted: 11/9/2009 10:38:30 PM | episode when Marijuana is legal. The news casters are all mellow, how's everything there ollie Smmmooooth and oooookkaaayyy (ina relaxed Barry white sort of voice)
Probably ben mention before, but worth repeteing. Whenpeter gets locked IN the car. Killer. | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 11/11/2009 8:58:04 PM | Too lazy to go through all 12 pages, lol- so I'm sure there is definitely going to be some repeats.
Meg: No offense, Mr. Herbert, but I'm a seventeen year old girl, and I have no need for you.
Herbert: Well, no offense to you Meg, but you're a seventeen year old girl, and I have no need for YOU. (Play It Again, Brian)
 Stewie: How ya doin' there, Big Guy? You holdin' up okay? You wanna sooda? ...Ah, screw it, I tried. (Mr. Saturday Knight)
(My Favorite Episode, Long John Peter)
Peter: Give it to me straight Doctor Jewish; Is he gonna live?
Dr. Jewish: Mister Griffin, I'm afraid that your Parrot is dead.
Peter: Noooo! Did he at least die with dignity?
Dr. Jewish: Well, he convulsed a lot and fell off the operating table. Then he flopped around a little on the floor, then a passing nurse accidentally stepped on him and kicked him into a puddle of urine, which must have frightened him because his bowels released all over himself. I tried to pick him up, but then, I got angry because some of it got on my thumb. So I threw him against the wall, and that's where he died.
Peter: That's the way I wanna go (ROFL everytime!)
Peter: I screwed up worse than Disney did when they cast Micheal J. Fox in that Zorro remake.
(flash to Mexican pub)
Senor: Who was that masked man who saved us?
Senor 2: I don't know, but he left his insignia
(shows wall with scribbles all over it) | |
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Posted: 11/12/2009 7:31:17 AM | Pretty much any episode with Quagmire. I love him.
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy! | |
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Posted: 11/16/2009 5:31:34 PM | I was lstening from the other romm earlier tonight, Quagmire was banging clevland's wife and Cleveland walks in, Quagmire starts freaking out and says "Cleveland shut the door, your letting the stink out"
Now that's funny | |
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