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Posted: 7/18/2005 12:36:29 PM | Last one for a bit
Peter is running home after finding the winning ticket to pawtucket Pats brewery
and bangs his leg on the mailbox. And repeats
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I laughed untill I cried. | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 7/18/2005 12:46:43 PM | when the dog and the baby go to the upsidownface kids house and well if you seen the show you will be laughing you ass off about the freudian slip of saving face upside down and the look stewie gave the dog was like anime meets the exorcist it is to laugh no realy. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2005 2:40:39 PM | The mafia episode
Peter to the Mob guys, "What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?
new episodes...
Brian to Meg.." So your 17 now, if you ever , ya know, wanna fool around... just throwing that out there..." | |
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Posted: 7/18/2005 3:09:11 PM | I thought this thread was dead... glad to see someone resurrected it.
Peter Griffin: You're not fat, Chris, you just come from a long line of husky Griffins. Like your great uncle, Jabba the Griffin.
[flashback]
Jabba the Griffin: Mak ya nak ya mook ya wookie nipple pinchy.
LOL... I guess you just had to see that one. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2005 4:12:07 PM | Great thread Cody, pure genius. I loved the episode where the Griffins moved down south because the convict was after Chris. That entire episode was great. Like when Peter painted the family car like the General Lee and he hopped in the window. Then he tells Brian to hop in and he nails the window. Totally funny. And the one where Peter was getting free flights because Lois was a flight attendant. He walks into Kentucky Fried Chicken looking for the Colonel! Anyone remember the one with hairlip steve? Stewie says to him' Have you ever considered growing a mustache?' The KISS one was good too. Lois screwing up the words to rock and roll all nite! Another one is the episode where Peter is intesely obese and Brian takes him down to the dock on a forklift. Tom Tucker and his son walk up to them and Tom says that Peter is the planet Jupiter. God I could sit here forever listing quotes. I'll leave it at that for now. If I think of anymore they shall be posted! | |
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Posted: 7/18/2005 4:57:49 PM | | Wow Queen of Green... that was something else. I think you just did a synopsis of season 1. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2005 9:46:21 PM | Peter: Is the count a vampire ?
Brain: Yeah
Peter : have they ever shown him hunting on here ?
Brain : Did you just ask if they showed the count running down and killing someone and then drinking their blood on sesame street the children show ?
peter: well ...yeah?
Brain : no i don't watch it that often | |
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Posted: 7/20/2005 9:39:25 AM | | Well I think it's been mentioned on here already...but I think the funniest scene in any of the shows is when Peter tries to breast feed Stewie...that look of disgust on his face coupled with the noises he was making as he tried not to throw up lol....had me laughing for days | |
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:43:42 PM | Great show, great thread,
Early episode
Brian (walking in ) "Who's leg do you have to hump to get a martini around here?"
First show I had seen and I was in tears.
REcent show when Brian is dragging his ass on the rug while talking smack. OMG funny | |
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Posted: 7/20/2005 5:22:55 PM | I personally thought that when Fox brought back Family Guy, it wouldn't be as good. I was obviously wrong. The new episodes are instant classics... some of the funniest I've seen. However, I haven’t seen a single episode on Fox. I watch it on [Adult Swim].
Peter: Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself. | |
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Posted: 7/21/2005 2:20:17 AM | Brian: "I'm not drunk, I just have a speech impediment...(pukes on bar)...and a stomach flu...(falls off of stool)...and an inner ear infection."
Lois: "Oh my god Peter, are you drunk again...it's seven o'clock in the morning!?!"
Brian: "Thanks for the update, Big BEN!"
Peter: "I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from bein' up all night DRINKIN'"
Brian: "Niiice" (With one ear flopped over his head)
My god, I could go on forever. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2005 12:23:54 PM | After reading this thread I went and rented season 2 on dvd. The one with Adam Corolla as death is a personal fave of mine. Best scene is when Death is talking to Peter on the phone and he says "Can you imagine a world where Hitler was still alive?' Then it cuts to a scene of a Hitler talk show. Too funny. Another good one is the episode where Peter predicts the apocalypse. Firstly it has the fight with Peter and the chicken. And then there is the Randy Newman spoof,which had me in tears,and lastly who could forget Cleveland and Quagmire arguing over their name
Lois:Hello Clevemire
Quagmire: It's Quagland!
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Posted: 7/28/2005 12:51:42 AM | | Just thought of this, in the episode, 'Brian In Love' brian and peter are golfing and peter talks about how his great great great.... grandfather invented the game of golf. So it flashes back to a bunch of scottish guys in kilts playing golf and peter's ancestor Angus Griffin says "Ok so we are all clear on the rules, no jews and no blacks" Funny stuff. And when the Kool Aid jug breaks through the wall of the courtroom, very funny as well. | |
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Posted: 7/29/2005 7:36:23 AM | in the court room scene ( earlier episode) oh no, Oh No, OH NO! .... kool-aid man busts throught the wall, OH YA!!. everyone is silent and he slowly back out.
Such an unpredictable show sometimes. Its halarious.
I'm not sure if i have all the lines right, but i'm sure you remember the scenes
Death - Puts a piece of gum in his mouth while he is in the car.
- Ok be cool - checks the mirror,
- ok death you can do this
- just be cool, relax - takes deep breath and slams in to the cop car
Death on his date with that girl from the pet store
girl - I bought my shoes from the internet because they weren't tested on animals
death - buth there made out of leather
girl - do you know animals never have war
death - what are you talking about the fight all the time
girl - they don't have nuclear arms, you can't hug with nuclear arms
death reaches over and kills her. | |
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Posted: 7/29/2005 2:37:14 PM | | Peter: ridin on the bus, ridin on the bus,sittin next to bums, theres an empty seat, hope its not pee | |
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Posted: 7/29/2005 3:00:43 PM | | when brian and stewie were in germany and brian asks why there isn't any history in the brochue during 1938-1944 (WW2 year) and the german guy says 'we were all on vacation, yes, vacation' | |
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Posted: 7/29/2005 6:22:01 PM | I think most of my favorite quotes and scenes are already on, and the ones that aren't there are just too many to mention.
I think I'll be going out very shortly and buying all the past seasons.... | |
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