jessep
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| | Favorite Family Guy LinesPage 3 of 12 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12) | | brian:" money, money, mmmmooonnnneeeeeyyyyy!" | |
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Posted: 8/16/2005 5:09:42 PM | I love that line too!
Also when Chris tells Meg she's "hogging all the ugly".
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Posted: 8/18/2005 1:50:41 AM | The episode where they become millionaires..when Stewie orders the help around. I might be miss quoting it, but I have seen that episode 3x and it still makes me laugh till I cry.
Stewie.."You cut my milk"
Servant #1 .."But it's a liquid"
Stewie .."Freeze it then cut it you idiot....You go get me the newspaper....you and you...fight to the death" | |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 5:56:37 PM | without a doubt....
brian to quagmire... about the "cross country tour" sign on his R.V.
"Isn't there an 'O' in country?"
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Posted: 9/7/2005 12:15:01 AM | Peter--"I'm addicted to boobies"
court seen
Peter--"Oh NO!"
Lois--"Oh NO!"
Meg--"Oh NO!"
Kool-aid guy busts through wall--"Oh YEAH!"
Brian--"Who's ass does a dog have to kiss to get a dry martini around here." | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 10:45:07 AM | chris to brain--i dont have to listen to you, you have no soul!"
quagmire--"whats say we ditch this sausage fest and hit the international house of tail" | |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 5:03:09 PM | | Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all. | |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 1:14:50 PM | "...you mealey mouthed crotch pheasant..."
(because we all know someone we want to say THAT to... lol!)
I love the episode where Stewie becomes a stage performer & to keep from being cut, teams up for a duet with his nemesis, a little blond female classmate. After the fame has gotten to both of them he no longer trusts her...
Stewie, "so, was it good?"
Girl, "was what good?"
Stewie, "The sex...you know, the sex you had with teacher for the part. So...it was good then? Yes? Good."
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Posted: 9/24/2005 2:35:11 PM | Little Girl answers the door to Quagmire:
Quagmire: Hi! How old are you?
Little Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18!
Little Girl: MOM!!
Quagmire: I like where this is headed! OH! | |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 3:06:25 PM | I got two from Stewie:
Stewie Griffin: (to ticket agent) Now listen to me...
(looks at agent's name tag)
Stewie Griffin: Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal AND NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.
Stewie Griffin: I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes!
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Posted: 9/24/2005 4:00:27 PM | "Could you pass me the oar, N-word Jim?"
"Mr Weed, I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow."
"There's a bear in my oatmeal!"
"Aha ha ha. Oh, gosh that's funny. That's really funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And yet, you have taken that and used it out of context, to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. Mmm, that's so fresh too. Any titanic jokes you want to throw at me while we're hitting these at the height of their popularity? Hmm? Cause... I'm here. God you're SO funny." | |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 4:50:51 PM | Social Worker To Quagmire: Glenn Hunny I have a question for you what do you living.
Quagmire: I got a question for you to.. Why are still here.
Mr P to Chris: Chris what is the key to happiness
Chris: Money
Mr P: Alright babs give him a Caramel.
BRIAN: WHOSE LEG DO YOU HAVE TO HUMP TO GET A DRY MARTINI AROUND HERE.
Upside down face kid to Tom Tucker: Daddy whats that(Really fat peter on the dock)
Tom tucker: why thats mercury son the closest planet to the sun, but what its doing so close to earth i dont know
Peter to Tom Tucker: IM A GUY Dumb*** | |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 7:27:02 PM | First of all I love Quagmire. My ex-husband has a friend that is the spittin image of Quagmire. I about pee myself everytime I watch Family Guy.
My favorite line is the hookers and Stewie when he says "is there any tread left on the tires or at this point is it like trowing a hot dog down a hallway". I Know that this one has already been posted but it just crackes me up.
Tonights episode was pretty good. Meg got a makeover and started a band with the family and got on Saturday Night Live. Jimmy Fallon was the host and he sleeps with Meg and when they are done Jimmy says "Welcome to Saturday Night" and they are on TV.
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Posted: 10/2/2005 10:59:16 PM | | awesome show! no quote in mind, but gotta love the chicken fights! lol | |
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Posted: 10/4/2005 6:58:43 AM |
no quote in mind, but gotta love the chicken fights! lol
Personally the chicken fights are just a waste of time but yes still funny
My new qoute is
Quagmire: Gigidy Gigid... I just pooped my self | |
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Posted: 10/4/2005 10:59:21 AM | Quagmire: So its your birthday? how old are you?
Girl:16
Quagmire: 18? all right!!
Girl:(looking frightend) Mom?
Quagmire: I like where this is going.
That show is great, too bad the movie sucked. | |
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Posted: 10/4/2005 11:04:03 AM | just remembered one when stewie is eating panckes
"oh my god these pancakes are delicious, Flappy, good news, i've decided not to kill you) | |
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Posted: 10/4/2005 1:04:01 PM | Another good one is from the movie
Big Stew: Yes mother And Father
stewie:NEVER EVER CALL THEM THAT ITS LOIS AND THE FAT MAN DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME
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Posted: 10/4/2005 8:16:50 PM | It's the same one with the banjo and the "mullet" comment...
Stewie: Oh Mummie...I feel so deliciously white trash! | |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 3:45:22 PM | This is from the same episode i love Stewies Song
Stewie: I met her on my CB, Said her name was mimi Sounded like an angel come to earth
Hicks: Come To Earth
Stewie:When i went to great, Man you shoulda seen her, Twice As Tall as me, 3 times the girth
Hicks:Girth
Stewie: My fat baby loves to eat
Hicks:Loves to eat
Stewie: Her big budha belly, And her breasts swing past her feet.
Hicks:Feet!!
Stewie:MY FAT BABY LOVES TO EAT, My big old fat ass baby loves to eat
Stewie:I HAVE BLISTERS ON THESE FINGERS | |
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