| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/15/2005 3:43:32 AM | Peter...."Meg, you're beautiful just the way you are....ha ha ha....sorry, I couldn't pull that one of with a straight face"
Peter....."Oh my God, Chris IS better at something than I am" (after looking at Chris's size)
"Why would anyone do such a terrible thing?" Brian after realizing the woman on the reality show doesn't love him
"I just called back because I thought I missed your call while I was leaving you a message" Brian to the woman's answering machine
"She made me a mix tape? Oh My God, what have I done?" Stewie, after the babysitter gets fired
"Die, Lois" Stewie
"What the Duce?" Stewie
"Victory is MINE!" Stewie
LOVE THIS SHOW I CRACK UP EVERY TIME I WATCH IT! | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/15/2005 11:27:48 AM | I remember in a scene..where there at a bar and for some reasons they had to raise $50,000..and theyre all comin up with idea..one guys says:
"You could have sex with 1000 fat chicks at $50 a piece..or you could have sex with 50 REALLY fat chicks at $1000 apiece "..lol
i ve only seen a few shows..I dont even know any of the guys name other than the family lol but i always remember that one lol | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/15/2005 12:49:14 PM | | It was Quagmire who said that. Has anyone seen the movie yet?? Funny as hell!!! Stewie becomes a 35 yr old virgin | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/15/2005 5:02:06 PM | this is the funniest clip ever from that show. check it out.
http://waxy.org/random/video/family_guy_-_take_on_me.avi | |
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Posted: 10/18/2005 3:38:13 PM | The healthiest thing to do is ignore this and pretend it doesn't exsist, like this squid....-Peter
No, Mother, I shall put YOU down for a nap! -Stewie
I don't say this often enough, but I'm gonna die! -Peter
High Five! Anyone? -Stewie
You took me away from a Swedish girlie girl and her paralized but trusting cousin for this? -Quagmire
Loismustdie@yahoo.com -stewie's e mail address
Trisha Takamawa filed this report...by herself! -Diane, Quahog 5 news
I just want to go home and live for 3 days in solitary confiment, where I belong! -Meg
I heard that one of Shannon Dorhoty's eyes is off-centre because it's trying to escape - Peter
My god you're dumb. Thank god for that ass. -Lois
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Posted: 10/18/2005 10:13:48 PM | Quagmire: i felt guilty once, but she woke up half way through!
Quagmire: dear diary, JACKPOT!
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Posted: 10/19/2005 6:53:36 AM | | I love this show! I have a couple of pictures (wallpaper) that are on my phone. One is a pic of Brian holding a martini and the other is of Stewie and it's says "go to hell." There is just something about these pictures that crack me up everytime I see them. | |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 12:31:32 AM | i saw that one....that is soooooooooooo dadgum funny
sounds like s/thing my blonde little butt would do  | |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 3:07:02 PM | Girl: -b +- radical B squared minus 4AC, over 2A.
Teacher: That's correct, a girl answered a math problem. You know what that means? A WITCH!
Singing girls: Vagina Junction, what's your function!?
School-house Rock Guy: Takin' in sperm, and spittin' out babies! | |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 6:56:38 PM | "Who's leg do you have to hump around here to get a dry martini?" -Briian Griffin
"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b1tch" - Stewie Griffin
hotel manager: we have a bad roach problem
giant roach holding a switchblade: I'll you cut you so bad, you'll wish I never cut you so bad
The list goes on and on....best show EVER. | |
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Posted: 2/4/2006 7:11:17 AM | From the episode where Peter gets his own TV network.
Peter steps out of the shower nekked and the FCC guy holding a black cardboard rectangle covering Peters groin area says "His chin looks like balls. Should we cover that too?' | |
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Posted: 2/4/2006 8:24:16 AM | Peter - "Hey thanks Goonies, Chunk - do the truffle shuffle"
Chunk - "Come on!"
Peter - "Do it"
*Chunk does the truffle shuffle*
Peter - "Ahhhh childhood obesity" | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 2/4/2006 12:06:22 PM | after the Griffins have been away for awhile (on vacation?).. they listen to their answering machine.. and its the old guy ..
"where's the paper boy,... haven't seen the paper boy in awhile"
Lois and Peter are in the bedroom having a talk.. and putting on bondage clothing.. and just before peter zips up his mask ..
"Ok, the saftey word is banana"
From the new movie.. Lois is drunk.. walking down the red carpet.. and she falls over and looks at peter.. and says
" .. petta.. get on!"
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Posted: 2/4/2006 3:35:42 PM | | When family services takes stewie away from Meg (they think meg is his mom) and there are all these foreign kids at the foster home, but all Stewie wants is more pancakes and they think "pancakes" is street slang for crack! Stewie is fiendin' and yells "Click click bloody click pancakes!" | |
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Posted: 2/4/2006 3:37:38 PM | | The guys are talking 'bout women, and the question is raised "If you could sleep with a famous woman, who would it be?" Quagmire: "The girl from Hansen" | |
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Posted: 2/4/2006 3:39:30 PM | Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my ****.
Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.
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Posted: 2/4/2006 4:32:38 PM | "This plan is so perfect, It's retarded"-Peter Griffin
"This coming from a guy who thought the plural of sheep was goose."-Lois Griffin
"I'd say come again... then laugh as I said come."-Peter Griffin
Man, that show makes me laugh | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 2/4/2006 10:49:57 PM | | Not just a funny line, but let's not forget the random appearance of the monkey that lives in Chris' closet!! | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 2/5/2006 8:53:38 PM | ok I havent read all of the replies yet but I will put these in in hopes they havent been added yet:
Peter: hahaha Right into the bumper.
Stewie to a prostitute: How far can you stick this.... I cant do it, shes looking right at me!
lol great show! | |
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Posted: 2/6/2006 11:13:03 AM | | From last night...they are deciding what to have for dinner and Peter says "let's order in caucasian" - i thought it was hilarious.......also when the dog walks up to a bar and says "whose leg to i have to hump to get a martini in here" | |
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Posted: 2/6/2006 11:42:16 AM | | ^^ yea that almost gave me a heart attack lol. A hour and a half of family guy can leave you breathless with tears in your eyes lol. | |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 10:22:07 PM | When Peter goes to Lackluster Video to find they don't stock porn anymore, he says
" I mean where in the bible does it say that a guy can't fire off a few knuckle children in the privacy of his neighbor's living room, while his neighbor's at work, cuz I'm not fortunate enough to own a DVD? I don't know because the Bible is a big book, and would take too long to read! | |
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Posted: 2/9/2006 4:29:15 PM | Peter: I have a plan so good it's retarded.
Peter: Fox has one of those new reality shows on at 8. "Fast animals, Slow children."
Brian: Hey, you know what might be a thrill for you guys?
Chris: Ooh! Ooh! Eating a pebble.
Cop: Hey, you're not a thief. Your just a fat kid. Aren't you, you fatty fat fat kid? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here, have a candy.
Lois: Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross. And they are certainly not an enchanted forest.
Stewie: For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny! | |
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Posted: 2/15/2006 5:09:41 PM |  Definatley my favorite so far!!
SECOND Fav:
Stewie: UH.. I just flew for 16 hours...I could'nt sleep a wink my pillow smelled like farts! | |
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Posted: 2/15/2006 5:32:03 PM | I can't believe no one has posted this yet....
Trisha Takinawa at Quagmire's house doing a news story on sex with random people....
Quagmire - "I've never done a Spanish chick before! Ole! Giggidy giggidy giggidy" | |
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