| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 9/10/2007 2:20:58 PM | | Stewie Asks Brian to shave his *coin purse*.....lol...so he can be more steam line in the water. | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 9/11/2007 4:57:38 PM | Lois is feeding Stewie
Lois: Here comes the airplane.
Stwie knocks it out of her hand.
Stewie: Well, the pilot of that flight must have been JFK Jr. Ooh, even I found that to be in bad taste. | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 9/11/2007 4:59:24 PM | Lois: You should spend some more time with the kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter: Uh, what could me and you do together?
Lois: [giggles]
Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind.
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
god i love family guy tooo much! | |
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Posted: 9/27/2007 12:49:18 AM | | stewie...mom.mom.mom.moma.moma mommy .mommy. mom.moma.mom.mommy. lois whaaaattt!!!!!!stewie .hi | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/2/2007 10:53:16 PM | my fave line was in the movie
Stewie and Brian crash into bar!
stewie says: shhhh.............................................
The car was like woah ..........and then it was like woah...........and then I was like woah...... | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/4/2007 7:21:06 AM | Brian is reading what Quagmire put on his RV..
"Quagmire's Cross Country Tour...hmm....it's spelled with a U"
I also love it when Stewie has his "sexy parties" - I used to watch Benny Hill all the time!!
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/6/2007 8:09:09 PM | When Brian and Stewie join the army-
Stewie is holding a gun and grabs his crotch
"This is my riffle, this is my gun. This is for work, this is for fun." | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/7/2007 10:44:12 PM | Peter: Sorry Tink, looks like I don't need you anymore.
Tinkerbell: So what, you're just going to dump me, just like that?
Peter: You knew what this was... | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/7/2007 10:52:22 PM | Quagmire: Hey Peter, you got a card for if you transfered VD to somebody?
Peter: Ah, let's see here, uh... Yup, sorry I accidentally gave you VD.
Quagmire: That's all you got is accidental, huh? All right, I'll take it. | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/7/2007 11:01:37 PM | | Peter: Whoever's toe that is, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but ah... I think you can stop. | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/7/2007 11:12:30 PM | Chris: Oh, boy. I gotta feeling that before the end of the day, I'm gonna be burying my dog.
Alyssa: Whoa, whoa. I said you could touch my boobs, let's start with that. | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/8/2007 11:37:31 PM | get the fruit
get the fruit
get the fruit
i'm not gunna get the fruit these a bloody ghost there!
any family guy fan should know that one with out names | |
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Posted: 10/9/2007 4:42:39 PM | And here's Ollie Williams with the blackuweather report, Ollie?
"It's gonna rain!!"
or Ollie Williams with this weeks adopt a pet:
"Who wants this dog?"
or
"It's rainin' sideways!"
And of course our dear Quagmire:
"I know where this is headed Louis, and I'm Semi there!"
or
"Look at my, I'm the man in the boat"
and my personal favorite from Peter:
"at least I'm the only fat guy on the street that won a boat"
Fat Albert : "Hey Hey Hey!! I won a boat!!!" | |
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| family guy lines
Posted: 10/10/2007 1:27:20 AM | | fat chicks need love too they just gotta pay | |
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Posted: 10/10/2007 10:23:26 AM | | Emperor Palpatine: Something something something, dark side. Something something something complete! | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/10/2007 1:09:00 PM | | When they break through the wall at the Kool-Aid Mans house and the Kool-Aid man says "Wow from the other side that's kind of annoying" | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/14/2007 2:53:59 PM | When they show the people from the future talking about "ancient Quahog"...
"anyone have any questions"
"Yeah, I don't get it, when the baby talks, do they understand him, or what?"
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When they find The Corys (haim and feldman) living in the sewer.
And "Guns don't kill people...dangeruos minorities kill people" | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/16/2007 3:08:44 AM | During Peter's interview flashback
Interviewer: "so Peter where do you see yourself in 5 - 10 years
Peter thinks to himself: 'Don't say doin your wife, don't say doin your wife'
Peter: uhhhhh
Peter looks over to the interviewers family portrait
Peter: "doin your....son"
Interviewer has surprised expression | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/16/2007 12:18:38 PM | "Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually. " - Peter Griffin, Family Guy
rofl!!! | |
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 10/16/2007 10:11:25 PM | peter: That reminds me of the time when I had that job as the sneeze guard at the salad bar
Flash to peter dressed in a security uniform standing at a buffet. Old lady walks up...
Peter: Take it outside, lady. | |
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