| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 2/18/2009 6:35:28 AM | Peter: Shave a mans back and he'll pur like a walrus. Whooooroo
James Woods: Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! | |
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Posted: 2/21/2009 10:45:49 PM | | It's like having sex with Kobe Bryant - you can fight all you want, it's still going to happen. | |
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Posted: 2/22/2009 9:13:15 AM | "Peter, get out of the fridge."
"There is no Peter, only ZOOL!"
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Posted: 2/22/2009 10:10:38 AM | Lois: "look its Tom Tucker from the news, and that must be his son...ohhh my..."
Stewie: "uurrggg i feel bad staring without having paid for a ticket...i mean how am i meant to follow that act...bite the head off a chicken??" | |
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Posted: 3/3/2009 4:52:52 PM | | My daughter & I were just watching one the other night & Stewie says, "That's lamer than the time I played Marco Polo with Helen Keller" then it flashes back to him paddling around in the pool saying "Marco.....Marco.....Marco" for like an entire minute. So funny! | |
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Posted: 3/3/2009 10:30:23 PM | you ever let your baalls hang out beroni?
ever do that bri?
drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was bri--
and i know this doesn't constitute as a quote but did you see the episode where the boys all drank epicac?
i don't want to i don't want to ewahhh | |
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Posted: 3/3/2009 11:18:59 PM | Waiter: Hello, can I take your order
Peter: Well I don't think that's any of your business... | |
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Posted: 3/6/2009 7:51:50 AM | Lois's Father after Peter Bankrupts him:
*door bell*
Peter: I'll get it
(Lois's father at the door with a shot gun aimed at Peter)
Peter: Oh, hey Mr. Pewterschmidt, what's up?
Mr Pewterschmidt: Good. Aw, damnit. I mean Not Much. | |
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Posted: 3/7/2009 8:03:12 PM | I have the episode where Chris Griffin falls through the milk case and into the A-ha video for "Take on Me" saved on my DVR so I can watch it whenever I need a good laugh.
Lois: Chris, where have you been?
Chris: I DON'T KNOW!!!
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| Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 3/7/2009 9:59:32 PM | One that always makes me laugh is when Peter and the family challenge Lois' father to a Yacht race.
Lois takes Peter's side to stand up for her family, and they all get in a bathtub to try and race the Yacht.
Lois' father yells from the Yacht "Loser!" and Peter didn't hear him too clearly, and asks what he said. Lois' father throws a cell phone down to Peter, and calls it
Peter: hello?
Lois' father: I said you're a Loser!
Peter: Who is this?!
The tone that Peter says it in is Hilarious. | |
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Posted: 3/8/2009 10:28:54 AM | | Fat fellas irish dad....."Ah sure your the broth of me olde stubby sheilaigh alright"....after fat dude drank as much as his old lad.... | |
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Posted: 3/10/2009 6:13:20 PM | This is not a line... but the spot where Peter locks his keys OUTSIDE the car while he is INSIDE the car and takes a wire hanger, tries to use it to reach for the keys on the ground outside of the car...
and then Peter finds out he is mentally retarded, calls his high school classmate:
Peter: Hi Sally, this is Peter Griffen. I just found out I am mentally retarded. You might want to get yourself tested  | |
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Posted: 3/15/2009 4:00:40 PM | How about the two bar room performer guys, one sings and the other plays piano. I love it when he says, "Play me off , Johnny" or when Stewie, murders both of them in supreme frustration and tells the viewers "you won't be seeing them anymore".
Also Shamus, the pirate guy with the wooden peg legs and peg arms. he says his father was a carpenter. I love the one where the Griffith family is at the aquarium and the tank brakes and an octopus escapes and Shamus gets it back in and you see another octopus with 8 wooden tentacles. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2009 10:11:54 AM | | if you all want some refreshers on FG you can go to www.familyguynow.com and watch episodes... sorry if it was posted already I just didn't feel like going through 9 pages of quotes.... | |
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Posted: 7/5/2009 6:45:15 PM | Peter in the closet, mounted on top of, and making out with... the bag of fat: "Um, this is exactly what it looks like."  | |
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Posted: 7/5/2009 8:00:49 PM | I saw the one where Stewie discovers he enjoys getting physically hurt by Lois.
One part he is trying to get her to hit him he says:
"Well now! Let's not be so hasty! I mean I did force you to act at me. Shouldn't that be worth cutting a nostril?"
And later in the show He's begging her to beat him.
"Oh Come on! ****Slap me! Rub dirt in my eyes! Violate me with a wine bottle! Make me wear panties! My god! I've got problems don't I?
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Posted: 7/5/2009 8:23:10 PM | Lois Griffin: Peter, I saw a really good deal on a used car in this newspaper.
Peter Griffin: Oh no. I knew a guy who bought a used car through a newspaper. Ten years later, BAM! Herpes
Brian Griffin: Seriously, who buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter Griffin: I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his entire family into serious danger, that's who. | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 5:39:31 AM | I don't know if this was posted but the time Stewie and Brian went with Quagmire on the cross country trip.
Stewie to Quagmire who walks up with a hooker. " I'm going to go pump the chemical toilet and apparently so are you."
When Lois puts broccoli in Stewie's mouth."Who the hell do you think you are " | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 10:59:53 AM | | All of the flashbacks. The Hijacker with the gay male virgins. Ralph hitting alice. The jetsons. | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 3:01:56 PM | Well mine is a sign from the show.
The election is going on between peter and lois and peter has a sign on his campaign car that say
"Join me and together we can beat my wife!"
It's messed up but i was in tears laughing hahaha. | |
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Posted: 7/8/2009 12:00:15 PM |
and i know this doesn't constitute as a quote but did you see the episode where the boys all drank epicac?
i don't want to i don't want to ewahhh
Don't forget Lois walking in at the end with a big kettle: "Who wants chowdah?" | |
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