| shites on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/28/2009 2:34:25 PM | I wont be putting any photos on...thats not fair on the man. good news hes now closing the door slightly as i think hes feeling a bit uncomfortable due to i stand there and stare at him now on the toilet and he doesnt like it!!! and hes started to use toilet duck!!! | |
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| shites on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/28/2009 3:02:36 PM | Not fair on the man So standing there making him uncomfortable is ???
Guy I once worked for bought a house in the seventies complete with resplendent outhouse It had heating and a cottage door, so that you could just shut the bottom half and let a bit of air in, enjoy a fine summers day etc, Asked him once wasn`t he worried about insects, getting bit on the bum or something And he just chuckled and said “that makes every shit an adventure boy !”
He would take a paper and a cuppa out sometimes, even fall asleep on the throne And everyone would know as he hobbled into the pub “fell a sleep in the shitter T ?” He`s in his 80”s and still uses his “office”
It was an acceptable practice years ago, so why not today Live and let live, different generation
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| shites on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/28/2009 3:14:51 PM |
good news hes now closing the door slightly as i think hes feeling a bit uncomfortable due to i stand there and stare at him now on the toilet and he doesnt like it!!! and hes started to use toilet duck!!!
If it were me you were staring at, I'd have you arrested for being a peeping Tom..
Get a life, leave this poor man alone and live in your own back yard and not his!!!!
In the time it's taken you to resurrect this thread, you could have popped down your local DIY store and put up some form of barrier...
Jeez watching a guy take a shyte in his own back garden.. The lengths some people go to for entertainment...
I wont be putting any photos on...thats not fair on the man.
But standing there gawking at him and ridiculing him on a public forum is fair on him??
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| shites on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/29/2009 1:45:17 AM |
If it were me you were staring at, I'd have you arrested for being a peeping Tom..
Your outspoken defence for the man in question has me wondering whether or not there is in fact some sort of connection there.....
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| shites on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/29/2009 1:49:08 AM | surely if you were any kind of neighbour you would take him a cup of tea, or hold the loo roll for him.
We used to have an old girl on our estate as kids, affectionatley known as kaka doris, the bird had a thing about pooing in the lift, it was always hit and miss as you pressed the button, the door goes back and you see if KD had been in before you!!! I started using the stairs to be safe!! | |
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| shites on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/29/2009 2:02:00 AM |
Your outspoken defence for the man in question has me wondering whether or not there is in fact some sort of connection there.....
No connection whatsoever.. No idea even who the OP is.. I am just flabbergasted at the inequality of perceived fairness being expressed...
A woman wishes to sunbathe topless/ nude in her own garden without being spied upon... Everyone would defend her right to be allowed to do so... Myself included...
A man uses his toilet in his garden.. Ok so he could be more discreet but let's face it, he isn't shouting her over his fence to come take a gander at his ablutions is he? Yet everyone is saying he is in the wrong...
I wouldn't encourage the man to go and poo in full view but there is more to life than standing there and watching him at it.... Seriously, would you be on here ridiculing him and bemoaning your situation? Or would you have explored all avenues available to you? Police... Barriers... Talking to him politely for God's sake...
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| shites on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/29/2009 2:38:11 AM | No. Merely the privacy aspect of the situation...
You're seriously telling me, you wouldn't have attempted one of three simple solutions to the problem?
You'd have stood alongside the OP watching???
You wouldn't have :-
a/ Broached the subject with the 'offender'.. b/ Called your local constabulary and ascertained the legality of what he is doing and acted accordingly... c/ Just put something in the bloody way.. Got on with your life and left him to do what he does in his life??? | |
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| shites on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/29/2009 3:19:16 AM |
You're seriously telling me, you wouldn't have attempted one of three simple solutions to the problem?
You'd have stood alongside the OP watching???
Oh no you see, I think the whole thing is a complete wind up which is why I haven't taken it the slightest bit seriously! | |
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| shites on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/30/2009 11:45:12 AM | Having watched a rainstorm of monsoon proportions (which prevented me going to buy a newspaper), I idly wondered what the outdoor toilet using gent did when rain impeded his activities. Did he wear wellies and use a brolly? Or does he have indoor facilities .............. like a bucket  | |
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| sits on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/30/2009 12:05:26 PM | If you caught a guy perving at you through his bedroom window whilst you tanned your white bits, I bet you'd call the police claiming him to be a peeping Tom
Well there was a guy in the next street, he kept looking at me thru his bedroom window so one day i just took my clothes off, stood there and waved. He closed the curtain and didnt do it again! | |
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| sits on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/30/2009 12:43:14 PM |
I wont be putting any photos on...thats not fair on the man. good news hes now closing the door slightly as i think hes feeling a bit uncomfortable due to i stand there and stare at him now on the toilet and he doesnt like it!!! and hes started to use toilet duck!!! But you said on your opening post that he didn't have a door????
I had an old neighbour who always used to stand and pee on his compost heap dailey in full view of all the neighbours, he said it was needed for good compost and we just accepted it as him being eccentric. | |
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| sits on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/30/2009 12:51:21 PM |
But you said on your opening post that he didn't have a door????
Good catch.
As if we didn't know the story smelled of shit (pun whole heartedly intended) anyway, this just sealed it.
Good lord OP, if you are gonna make up stupid story's, at least remember the details and stick to them to make them all the more believable! | |
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