| | funny one liners threadPage 4 of 6 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) | What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a pile of leaves?
Russel
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot of water?
Stu
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging from a wall?
Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front step?
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Posted: 12/21/2009 6:29:51 PM | | Just a thought: What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? | |
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Posted: 12/22/2009 12:37:34 PM | Perfect Gift / K-Mart christmas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v48cCeMINLY
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Posted: 12/22/2009 4:40:13 PM | very funny hahaha
i got a couple 4 ya
what u call an irishman standing in a door way................................paddy odoors
what u call an irash man hanging from a ceiling...............................sean dalere
whats a blondes favourite nursery rhyme.......................................hump me dump me
why is tiger woods and santa different ...........................................santa has only 3 hos | |
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Posted: 12/22/2009 7:43:30 PM | How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but the lightbulb must really WANT to change.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change it and four to form a support group.
How many men does it take t change a lightbulb?
None.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!! | |
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Posted: 12/25/2009 1:08:23 PM | [Q: Why can't Santa father children?
A: Bucause he is always cumming down the chimney. /quote]
that may be partially so, but mainly it is because he has cookies in his bag. | |
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Posted: 12/25/2009 2:14:41 PM | Only crazy people think they are sane.
A father says to his son, You have to quit mastubating or you'll go blind. The son says, dad I am over here.
What do you call a female pea**** A pea**** | |
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Posted: 12/25/2009 2:31:16 PM | If you sit on My Facebook I'll Lick you Twitter.
I frequently Play a game called "You can't win". How does it work? Well, essentially, You can play but you can't win.
Sometimes I wonder if models who pose for Hustler also pose for gynecology text books. | |
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Posted: 12/26/2009 6:07:58 AM | What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
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Posted: 12/26/2009 3:46:20 PM | | There are three types of people in this world...those that count and those that don't. | |
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Posted: 12/26/2009 3:54:33 PM | I'm so miserable without you, it's like you're still here.
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I'm so lonesome with you, it's like you're still gone. | |
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Posted: 12/26/2009 5:52:35 PM | When the Tsunami destruction first struck the Pacific Rim, and all those people were washed out to sea and being eaten by the sharks, I stopped and asked my friend reading the newspaper,
"Do you think they will rename the Indian Ocean the Mulligatawny Sea?" | |
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Posted: 12/27/2009 7:46:42 AM | | Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? | |
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Posted: 12/27/2009 6:50:43 PM | TIP FOR THE DAY:Treat life's little problems as your dog would...if you can't eat it or shag it...piss on it and walk away!!!!
There is only three things I wanna ask Frank...What ya got?..How much is it?.. and do u do tick
Knows not all men are bad.But that naughty fairy deffo cast the "Nobhead" spell over some of them !!
Thinks you should put a condom on your head, cos if your gonna act like a****you might as well dress like one too
Just read a book about siamese twins joined at the nose .Its called who the **** are you looking at
you miss all the fun if you obey all the rules!
Life is all about ass. You're either covering it,laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it
its every mature womans duty to "educate" a younger man
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
dosent ur arse get jelous off the amount off shit that comes out of ur mouth x | |
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Posted: 1/1/2010 12:21:23 AM | why cant miss piggy count to 100?
She gets to 69 and gets a frog in her throat | |
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Posted: 1/1/2010 7:19:28 PM | What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Why is pea soup more special than mashed potatoes?
Because anyone can mash potatoes. | |
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Posted: 1/2/2010 9:42:28 AM | Two muffins are baking in an oven
one says :"Boy it's hot in here"
The other one says "HOLY CRAP! a talking muffin!" | |
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Posted: 1/3/2010 9:43:03 AM | 1 ,How do you know your girlfriend is really hot?
When you put your hand in her panties and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
2, What do you call the sweat on your body after you've screwed your own sister?
Relative humidity.
3, Define Miracle Whip.
What Jim Bakker does to his wife when he feels kinky.
4, What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
5, What's the dirtiest thing ever said on TV?
"Ward, weren't you a little rough on the beaver last night?"
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