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Posted: 7/28/2009 1:13:03 PM |
Jay obviously watched a lot of porn and maybe useful in giving you advice as the "Clit Commander"
That sequence was so lame it was impossible not to laugh out loud.
For those that haven't yet experienced the sheer stupidity of that sequence, take a peek here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo&feature=related
YES! CLASSIC!! funniest part of that whole movie right there  | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 1:43:13 PM | | I'd rather be "wacked" with a feather. Very sensitive. | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 2:59:08 PM | A little clit spanking can go a long way if done right and the timing is on point.
Speaking from my own personal experiences (and experimenting)
I find that when we're both warmed up enough, that moment just before he penetrates, smacking his head on my clit brings on such a lascivious reaction; I can't get him inside me quick enough. I'm defintely a fan of the clit spank!
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Posted: 7/28/2009 4:10:18 PM | I completely Agree, and also Disagree with not watching porn to learn about having sex. Guys should NOT, Women Should. Porn for the most part is created by/for Men. A woman may get the rare guy that does not like being deep throated, or having beautiful breasts rubbed up and down his man parts... etc.. but the reality is that most things in porn are there because guys like them.. Men can fake erections these days, but usually cannot fake an ejaculation. So.. things like Oral sex and how it is depicted in films gives a good idea of what gets men off. On the flip side, as awesome as it would be if most women liked sex in the same way we do, many do not. Watching porn on your own to see how to excite women, generally leads to thinking that how you would like to have sex.. is how women do.
Now.. the best compromise is to use one of the great free link sites out there with a partner. Ask them to save or email you the clips that do turn them on.. and do the same. Porn Teamwork for Better Loving!
Also, the paper football flicking comment made me laugh out loud ;) Thanks | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 5:00:14 PM |
I don't give a crap what kind of porn you watch, amateur or professional, you could watch midgets for all I care.
OMG! You saw that one about Santa and his elves, too?!?!?! | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 5:11:21 PM | To flick the clit or not to flick the clit, that is the question. Let's see what some famous people have said about this:
"Ask not what a clit can do for you but what you can do for a clit." JFK
"While I did flick that cherry clit, I am very sorry" George Washington
"It works! I invented an electrical dildo for women!" Benjamin Franklin
"After all any man who can't flick a clit the rigtht way is useless..." unknown feminist
Holy Heckle and Jyde, I learned something new everyday. Gosh I've never flicked the clit? I feel so deprived ugg. Any women out there who need a good clit flicking? | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 6:21:04 PM | Jay and Silent Bob ROCK........
but as far as me,myself? Meh...tappin my clit with his penis isn't my thing, when it gets to that point, and he does it. I just wanna grab his ears and scream, put the dame thing in NOW!!! But if it excites him, who am I to say no, eh? | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 6:23:33 PM | | I've known women for whom that could be the final trigger after other forms of stimulation...go for a rhythmic fingertap or (in one case) a light slapping and BOOM! | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 6:32:37 PM | I completely Agree, and also Disagree with not watching porn to learn about having sex. Guys should NOT, Women Should. Porn for the most part is created by/for Men. A woman may get the rare guy that does not like being deep throated, or having beautiful breasts rubbed up and down his man parts... etc.. but the reality is that most things in porn are there because guys like them.. Men can fake erections these days, but usually cannot fake an ejaculation. So.. things like Oral sex and how it is depicted in films gives a good idea of what gets men off.
Yes. This is exactly what I was getting to. If you are a guy, porn is great. If you are a woman, porn is not so great. There are tiny morsels of goodness in a whole soup pot of swill. Most porn shows women who get off at the meerest touch of the clit. I personally don't work that way. A lot of porn shows the ol' jackhammer approach. That sh*t irritates me to no end. Yes.. hard, fast and deep.. but no jackhammering, tyvm.
Now.. the best compromise is to use one of the great free link sites out there with a partner. Ask them to save or email you the clips that do turn them on.. and do the same. Porn Teamwork for Better Loving!
Yes... this works quite well. | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 7:27:01 PM | well, I would ask you, do you want your balls slapped? never been wacked but can't imagine I would want it....who knows until you try I guess | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 7:29:31 PM | OMG...stop talking it, do it..let us know how it turned out....DUH.... | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 7:48:44 PM | yeah thats it, watch and "learn from porn", just dont be surprised when she smacks you and walks out for spitting on her crotch and calling her a nasty sl*t.
Porn is crap, its all the same after a while and most of the stuff wouldnt roll in real life with *most* people. I cant picture one girl that I know that would prefer to get skull f*cked and forced to gag and make that duck noise as opposed to just giving a BJ.
Its really unrealistic and I cant tell you how many times girlfriends have been laughing their ass off when theres been shared stories of guys trying stuff they see in pornos.
Its fine to watch and maybe try together, but dont use it as your source of education. | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 8:20:27 PM | i cant seem to create my own post, so im replyin to this as my post.
all in all from what i've seen on here, and from personal experience, the clit wacking is a go, jus dont take it overboard fellas lol. | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 8:38:22 PM | If you want to know what a woman likes...ask her...every girl is different.
If you want to learn without a females presence I suggest you NOT look at porn but rather go to New World Sex Education or some other site that actually deals with expanding the state of sexual arousal.
You might also learn somethings about your own body you didn't know. If you have a SO then watch it with her. Learn together about what makes you both have the most pleasure.
If you are going to play, know what you are playing with. | |
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Posted: 7/28/2009 9:02:08 PM | | I think if your in the heat of the moment and they smack their penis there it is a turn on. I like it. It makes you want them really bad! I have not just been smacked though with a hand. | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 8:10:35 PM | | I would say its more pleasurable than a pair of high heels to the balls. I am still trying to get over seeing that years ago on HBO. Pain is ok and all but WHAT THE HELL!???!?!?!? | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 8:48:01 PM | "Porn as an example of good sex is a sad and pathetic joke."
So.... I should scrap my plans to move into the pizza delivery trade? | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 9:05:31 PM | | I had a guy who used to do this...it was a bit odd to say the least. He would pull out and do it. Then shove it back in. I didn't know if I was supposed to moan in pleasure or laugh...so I just sat there instead. | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 9:22:36 PM |
Jay obviously watched a lot of porn and maybe useful in giving you advice as the "Clit Commander"
That sequence was so lame it was impossible not to laugh out loud.
For those that haven't yet experienced the sheer stupidity of that sequence, take a peek here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo&feature=related
Oh man, LMAO...
Silent Bob is Kevin Smith who is the writer of these movies.
He made - Clerks - Chasing Amy - Mall Rats - Dogma - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,,, and if you havn't seen any of these movies, I recommend it !!!
Many don't know this about (Silent Bob) Kevin Smith, but his is good friends of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, even before they made it to the big screen. | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 9:35:40 PM |
I had a guy who used to do this...it was a bit odd to say the least. He would
pull out and do it. Then shove it back in. I didn't know if I was supposed to moan
in pleasure or laugh...so I just sat there instead.
Hey Kristen, there is only one reason he is doing this, and that's because
he thinks you like it. If this did nothing for you, you should have told
him in a very polite manor, and then tell him some of the things he was
doing RIGHT!
You see, that is one of the most frustrating issues as a man when it comes
to the sex department. And that is not knowing what we are doing
right and what doesn't work for you ladies. Communication is probably
one of the most important parts of the cohesiveness. Don't be afraid to
tell your man exactly what you want. I guarantee he will appreciate it. | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 9:37:13 PM |
Don't be afraid to tell your man exactly what you want. I guarantee he will appreciate it.
Oh, I definitely do now! That was...well...awhile ago. Basically my first boyfriend. And I was at a point in my life where I didn't always realize I was supposed to get as much pleasure as he was! | |
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Posted: 8/4/2009 12:27:26 AM | *sigh*
People learning sex from porn movies. Oh, the comedy that could be had if it was a reality show. All those "what the hell are you doing?" moments. | |
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