| WHATS THE WORST DATE YOU HAD ON POF
Posted: 8/4/2009 2:37:29 PM | I met a guy who was quite attractive, but very sweaty. He was 47, and waiting for his big break as a rock star. Yeah.
His music wasn't very good, but I don't suppose this qualified as a bad date. I do think he was doing coke or meth in the bathroom. That would account for the sweatiness. | |
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| WHATS THE WORST DATE YOU HAD ON POF
Posted: 8/4/2009 3:07:14 PM |
sinnn : Then, her cellphone goes off and SHE TAKES THE CALL!
You write it out in ALL CAPS like it's a crime for someone to answer a cellphone when on a date.
IMHO- if someone wants to answer their phone, then a simple "Excuse me while I get this" and then making it brief, is perfectly acceptable.
Octo777 : Let's just say it involved a girl who looked nothing like her pics and a bloody vagina
She looked nothing like a bloody vagina. To me that would be a good thing.
1spacecase: The poor soul then had a breakdown, right there in the restaurant. This was not a little sob, she was screaming outloud, face pooring down with tears, and shouting "I can't take this, how can I do this, what am I doing!?!"
I've dated a few women who were just getting out there after a long marriage..and more often than not the guy they married was the ONLY relationship they ever had. I could see something like this happening.
Fi Fi Foncho: met a guy who was quite attractive, but very sweaty. I do think he was doing coke or meth in the bathroom. That would account for the sweatiness.
He was most likely sweaty because he was nervous. Or it was hot. Could be drugs but why would that be your first thought? | |
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Posted: 8/4/2009 3:11:54 PM | Talked continually on the cellphone in front of me then apologizing only to answer yet another casual call all the while downing drinks faster then me.
The part that killed that date was when he said respect should be beaten into kids. That night he asked for a weekend together.
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| WHATS THE WORST DATE YOU HAD ON POF
Posted: 8/4/2009 3:14:13 PM | | because his eyes were sort of buggy and glazed, and he kept sniffling when he came back from his frequent bathroom breaks. | |
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| WHATS THE WORST DATE YOU HAD ON POF
Posted: 8/4/2009 6:10:26 PM | Note to steve,
Maybe a good idea to read the posts before curt reply.
The cellphone went off THREE times during the disastrous dinner, and each time she had lengthy conversations. Mostly I had dinner alone, with a stranger talking on the phone in front of me!
That's way beyond rude, especially on a first date when one is supposed to be making a good impression.
Not that I care about making a good impression, I'm just sayin'.
As for "sweaty"....I don't mind sweaty women at all. This indicates a high sex drive! | |
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| WHATS THE WORST DATE YOU HAD ON POF
Posted: 8/4/2009 10:11:02 PM |
sinnn : Note to steve,
Maybe a good idea to read the posts before curt reply.
The cellphone went off THREE times during the disastrous dinner, and each time she had lengthy conversations. Mostly I had dinner alone, with a stranger talking on the phone in front of me!
I can certainly understand you being upset with her talking on the phone throughout dinner, however your post seemed to indicate that as soon as the phone rang the first time, you couldn't believe that she answered it.
To me, that's a bit rigid and inflexible. Well both of those words mean the same thing but writing only one of them didn't seem to quite do it. | |
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Posted: 8/5/2009 6:16:14 AM | I've had some dooooooozies! I could probably write a book. LOL
The latest one: I had been seeing a guy off here for a while. One day we were sitting at a lake 200 miles from home fishing. We were in a spot a ways away from the other people, and out of the blue he looks at me and says "I tried to kill my ex wife. And if I ever see my oldest son again, I WILL kill him" Then he went on to elaborate about how he tried to kill his ex. Like I said in another post- I'm an as*hole magnet! | |
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| WHATS THE WORST DATE YOU HAD ON POF
Posted: 8/5/2009 7:17:40 AM |
he looks at me and says "I tried to kill my ex wife. And if I ever see my oldest son again, I WILL kill him" Then he went on to elaborate about how he tried to kill his ex. Like I said in another post- I'm an as*hole magnet!
It's nice that he felt so comfortable with you that he would share something so confidential. I see a long, meaningful relationship for you two. Just don't do anything to piss him off. | |
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| WHATS THE WORST DATE YOU HAD ON POF
Posted: 8/5/2009 8:47:13 AM | | worst date was this one night with this one guy i met. He seemed ok, i mean i invited him over, watched a few movies, then we drank. Well, it was awful. Number 1) we had no chemistry, but i was bored and lonely so figured well lets see what happens. Once we kissed, it was awful. Bad kisser. We fooled around, was uncomfortable. I told him it was nice meeting him and that he didnt have to call me back if he didn't want to. My hint i didnt want him to LOL. my god that night went slow....so glad i never saw him again. Worst date of my life... | |
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Posted: 8/5/2009 8:50:14 AM | dang LOL...too much info i think...BUT i think i can average about that, as long as it goes talking wise.
Well i talked to someone online on here actually, that was listed on AMERICAS MOST WANTED. yep, he worked in my local olive garden...was wanted for child molestation. GLAD i did not meet him. He was arrested in new york for molesting his exes kid.
Then another time i chatted to someone who was listed as a child predator....and being a single mom, i knew i could not meet him. He seemed nice but well thats what guys do, they suck you in then tell you whats really wrong.  | |
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Posted: 8/5/2009 10:27:34 AM |
She looked nothing like a bloody vagina. To me that would be a good thing.
I can see you are trying to take on the roll as resident funny guy and use my possible bad grammar/punctuation as a leg up to your play on words in an attempt at humour, but I am here to tell you, you failed. It wasn't particularly funny.
worst date was this one night with this one guy i met. He seemed ok, i mean i invited him over, watched a few movies, then we drank. Well, it was awful. Number 1) we had no chemistry, but i was bored and lonely so figured well lets see what happens. Once we kissed, it was awful. Bad kisser. We fooled around, was uncomfortable. I told him it was nice meeting him and that he didnt have to call me back if he didn't want to. My hint i didnt want him to LOL. my god that night went slow....so glad i never saw him again. Worst date of my life...
Girl, if that's your worst date, you have gotten off very lightly so far! | |
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Posted: 8/5/2009 2:06:20 PM | Um.
Nah, like I say, I considered it but I would rather not.
I figured that knowing the date involved a bloody vagina would have been enough information to establish how bad it was without going into details. lol | |
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Posted: 8/5/2009 2:45:39 PM | | ^^^ I can't speak for anyone else, but personally, I cannot help but wonder how on earth you knew that it was in that state. This is a natural occurrence... however, usually a woman's date is unaware of the matter, there being no reason to tell him (in a relationship, sure, but this apparently was just a date). Did it perhaps belong to a pet in heat? | |
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Posted: 8/5/2009 3:01:35 PM | Haha.
Some people have either led a very sheltered life or have no imagination.
The reason I know, is because I ended up having my crotch covered in it.
And that's more than I was ever planning on saying!!!!
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Posted: 8/5/2009 3:21:06 PM | ^^^ See, this is a story worth telling... does it involve a lap dance, crotchless panties and a pleather skirt? (Wait, that'd be a good date.) Were there animals present and/or participating?
And that's more than I was ever planning on saying!!!!
Heh. Gotcha.
Come on, this has gotta be a good one... | |
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Posted: 8/5/2009 3:47:53 PM | Hey Cwazy
From what you wrote I'm taking it they just volunteered this information? If not how did you find out about them? I
And please tell me you turned them in. I would have totally met up with them just so I could see them arrested. Scumbags. | |
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Posted: 8/5/2009 8:24:45 PM | | I've been pretty lucky. Most dates have nice > And I have made a several friends from pof. But I did have one man from Pulaski show up in his PJ'S like he was ready for bed! Wrong. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2009 9:22:58 PM |
Then another time i chatted to someone who was listed as a child predator....and being a single mom, i knew i could not meet him. He seemed nice but well thats what guys do, they suck you in then tell you whats really wrong.
Most people who are trying to manipulate and toy with you seem nice. Being nice get's you much further than acting like a jerk off. | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 4:36:43 AM | Why do I feel like every thread heads in the Hey my life sux so lets pick on the smokers and fat chicks direction?? I'm both and I found someone ...what a shocker!!! ...F#ck%rs....anyways
Now the worst date I ever went on..Well it started off well..We seemed to have a lot in common, We liked one another photos, we texted and talked for a week or so and decided to go out for coffee. He insisted on picking me up ..All well and good..and literally as soon as I sat down in his car and we were driving away he put his none driving hand all over me..I was like Wait a minute here!! I may be fat buddy but I am no where near Desperate! Fat girls have limits and standards too.. His response..Oh well I'm not interested in dating anyone...yet his profile said Long-Term..go figure..told him to drive me home and said and I quote " Well this was a great date, F@ck you very much" and you have yourself a great f#cking life!...hmmm he never messaged me again.. | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 5:23:58 AM | | I've been really lucky, however, I'm also very selective about who I go out with. My screening process weeds out all the crazies and those of which I have nothing in common. So I have had no bad dates on POF, however, I have had some really bad fix up dates from friends who I thought knew me. Yea I'd rather take my chances at POF. | |
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Posted: 8/24/2009 9:34:01 AM | I got a good story about a date i went on (not anyone from this site but from another) ... this girl started talking to me - she intiated it and blah blah .... her profile said she was 21 and had a little boy. That is usually too young for me but i thought maybe because she had a kid she was more mature... Well i was hesitant about meeting her but she insisted so we aggreed to meet thats when it got pretty interesting...
she was obviously on something when i met her, she was all spaced out and kept mumbling to the point i couldnt barely even understand her. ... then i noticed on her arm she had a band-aid, right where someone would shoot up something...
needless to say i was out of there, i just said that i had to go and left... on the way home she texted me and said ... oh by the way im only 17 .... honestly i just laughed to myself and obviously never spoke to her again. Yeah that was the worst date ive ever been on - can u top that ;) | |
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Posted: 8/24/2009 9:47:27 AM | Oh wow...
I had two dates in the same night. No, not what you're thinking so let me take a few moments to explain.
I ran across a profile of someone living in Tenn and we started chatting - my intention was just to get to know her since we had quite a bit in common, but realized that ever actually having a full on relationship wasn't going to happen. I was fine with that; it was just nice talking to her. Anyway, she ended up coming down to Hilton Head (SC) for a weekend, so we decided to meet up for a drink, just to say hi and put real face to each other's profiles.
So, we decided to meet in her hotel lobby on a Friday late afternoon... I get there, we meet, head to the hotel bar and toss a couple back - had a great time actually. She was a lot of fun to talk with. So, after a couple of hours it's time for me to head back to Savannah (an hour's drive give or take)... I decide that since I'm close enough to Charleston to call up another person I was just getting to know to see what she was doing. We decided to meet up real quick so I plug her addy into my Garmin and off I go.
It's close to 9pm now. The Garmin takes me on this route in the middle of NO WHERE on some back woods road. First mistake. So here I am riding along, minding my own business when a few deer hop out in front of me, I jerk the wheel and end up in a ditch. Not a big deal - I'm a 4 wheel drive. Pop it into four-low and sit there spinning the wheels. Cell phone battery dies. Now, it's 9:30 and I am stuck. No cell phone no way of getting word out.
A couple of cars come by and they both stop to ask if I need help (something about SC folks - always very helpful). One guy says he has to run home to get a chain and asked if I had a phone. Of course! I actually told a little lie in that I had "just called my buddy who should be on his way" - no way in hell I was going to tell him my battery was dead. Hell, he could have went home to get a couple of buddy and I end up tied to a tree in the middle of the swamp.... squeal boy! Anyway, like he promised he comes back with chain in hand and pulls me out of the ditch.
Now it’s closer to 11… I am not happy, but damned if I am going to miss the trip now – I’m on a mission. I make it to the outskirts of Charleston and decide to “freshen up” so I took a swig of some mouthwash and sure enough as soon as I do I hit in bump in the road and spill some of it on my damn shirt. Now I have mud all over the vehicle, it’s running up on midnight, and I have a mouth wash soaked shirt.
I pull in the parking lot and meet her – she looked something like her photo, but ahh… hmmm… a tad heavier than I expected (I am being nice).
Now I’m pissed.
I stay for a few moments and head home.
At 4:30 – after a two hour ride on I-95 and US 17 with my steering wheel shaking like the wheels are going to fall off (that’s what happens when you get mud clogged up in the wheel wells) I finally get to shower and crash. | |
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Posted: 8/24/2009 11:17:06 AM | At 4:30 – after a two hour ride on I-95 and US 17 with my steering wheel shaking like the wheels are going to fall off (that’s what happens when you get mud clogged up in the wheel wells) I finally get to shower and crash.
You should have stopped and used the tire iron to chip out the mud from the wheel wells.
You should always have a cell phone charger that plugs into your cigarette lighter stored in your glovebox.
When driving on strange roads where there is a possibility of deer jumping out you should slow down.
Never rely on a GPS to get you there. They are an aid to navigation, nothing more.
Why drink from a bottle of mouthwash while you're driving? You're bound to hit a traffic light or stop sign or at the very worst you take a sip when you get to the place and you're in the parking lot.
You made many mistakes here and if you live your daily life the same way you're headed for problems. | |
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