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Posted: 7/31/2009 4:06:57 PM | Soldier, very well said, I am completely with ya! Wheeewww she is a bucket of WTF!
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Posted: 7/31/2009 4:13:11 PM |
Look Pitch... I was between a rock and a hard place on this.. and I never outed you, you did that all on your own. Just because you weren't the woman for me, doesn't mean you can start throwing other women at me like confetti. You couldn't handle me, I understand that... but this is going too far. I hope that our phone conversation helped to explain this to you and that we can still be friends. But if you send me one man's profile.. I'll have no choice but to put you over my knee.... and I mean it!
OT:: Sorry folks... I know this has to be strange for all of you. I appreciate your understanding with all this.
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Posted: 7/31/2009 4:16:43 PM | 'Eh, not strange all all.
I don't know what you mean.
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(Awww, soldier, don't feel bad....all of us have those days....few and far between but it's ok kiddo. I was wonderin' when you were gonna see the light on this.) *tries to keep a straight face* | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 4:19:51 PM | When she's off her meds she gets real emotional
Being such "friends" maybe you could coax her into visiting the pharmacy?
She may have had good intentions......I would let it ride Bluezzz. Who knows what might show up next! 
edit: sorry for the input. Do what you gotta do!!! | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 4:29:51 PM |
She may have had good intentions......I would let it ride Bluezzz. Who knows what might show up next! I'm with RingLeader in this circus... I'm sure that your friend wasn't being a beyotch... she was just Pitching you some ideas...
Ohhhhhh... to be so loved...  | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 4:38:12 PM | If that is helping me I don't need that kind of friend in my life. I think i could deal with one or 2 a week but from what your saying its a lot more than that.Who ever said prostitutions is the oldest profession in the book never met a matchmaker. Now she only sending out profiles to nubile 21 year olds huh saves you a lot of time
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Posted: 7/31/2009 5:03:38 PM |
Look Pitch... I was between a rock and a hard place on this.. and I never outed you, you did that all on your own. Just because you weren't the woman for me, doesn't mean you can start throwing other women at me like confetti. You couldn't handle me, I understand that... but this is going too far. I hope that our phone conversation helped to explain this to you and that we can still be friends. But if you send me one man's profile.. I'll have no choice but to put you over my knee.... and I mean it!
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So I saw the little tab about setting up my FRIENDS (which I thought you were) and like Pavlov's dog I thought of you and searched and searched. None of them good enough for your picky azz? Oh don't you go blaming me, Mr.! My meds? I have PMS too, and I'm a little sensitive about EVERYTHING right now. Obviously, EVERY TIME we talk, you complain how you CAN'T find a good woman. You told me you were having "thoughts" of men lately since you kept hooking up with wackos females. And I found the perfect little twink for you too. Your loss. Stick to the tuna if you must but I had a bottomdweller with your name on it. I'm wounded and hurt from your need to broadcast this.  | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 5:19:56 PM | ^^^^^^^^ Something tells me Pitch doesn't want to be bent over anyone's knee and spanked.... sorry, Bluez. 
On her defense though, PMS can be a real b1tch! So be nice. Send the girl some "I'm sorry" chocolates and talk to her again next week when the hormones have leveled back out. Geez man, didn't you read the "basics about women" book I sent ya??? tsk tsk.
now about this friend of mine..... she's....well....she has a GREAT personality! | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 5:26:54 PM | Sidewinder --
I recently lost a friend due to (among other factors) my PMS. Do you have any more copies of that book lying around?! I need to send it to somebody, LOL. | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 5:37:12 PM | IsabelK - I am so sorry to hear about your friend. So did your PMS assist in the "not guilty due to reasons of temporary insanity" plea? I sure hope so.
Hmmmm...I think I have another copy somewhere... I think it's propping up that wobbly leg on the coffee table.... if I can't find one, I'll contact Judge Judy and see if she can't send me a few more copies.  | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 5:41:09 PM | 
Is this a challenge or something, Bluezzz? Get ready for some more mail, if that's the case. 
Oh...as to your dilemma....by all means, if I were in your shoes, I'd retaliate. | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 5:44:17 PM | Pitch.... Look.. I tried to be nice, I really did.. but just like your Psychiatrist said you’d do, you’re projecting the bad guy image back on me, and all I’ve ever done is try to be your friend. Granted, we tried to be more, but I just couldn’t deal with things after the infamous “toy” incident, and you said you were OK with that!! I guess it ran a little deeper than both of us thought huh?? And I only mentioned those “thoughts” as a joke, because I was so frustrated… how’d I know you’d take them seriously?? That’ll teach me to give details in the future! I’m happy I came in here now, I really am. I’ll miss you, former friend… there’s just no way we can continue the FWB (fantasy with benefits) anymore, not with this between us.
Bluezzz
OT: So would any of you do this to a friend??? Would you play matchmaker??? Would you RUIN their lives???? | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 5:48:29 PM | Well hell, Bluez, I'm trying to fix ya up with a friend of mine right now but you keep read/deleting my email. Typical....just typical....what is it..... you dont' like my picture? You think I'm fat? What??? *sigh* some friend....
Oh and Pitch, my apologies on the toy incident. That was my fault. I suggested it to Bluez but I don't think he got the email saying not to attach it to a reciprocating saw... hope you heal up ok! :hug: | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 6:04:48 PM | Your life ruined, is it? Puleeze. The only thing that is ruined is you. You're broken even.
The "toy" incident! You are the one that said you had personal experience shoving things up yourself. You are the one that says it feels better if I used it backwards. You are the one that said you were practicing for your "thoughts". Driving myself to the Emergency Room was no picnic especially since I was behind a school bus stopping every block. My shrink said I should stop "opening myself up" to men so much and she was right! Friends don't let friends use toys without supervision! You are no friend. | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 7:04:17 PM | You two stop it! 
I can't stand it........y'all know how sensitive I can be sometimes.
Now, Bluezzz, Pitch was only doing what she thought was best even though it
turned out as it did. She did it for a friend....YOU. Yanno, beauty IS in the eye
of the beholer and she thought you would find these ladies attractive.
*sighs*
Pitch....Bluezzz was just tryin' to say he didn't need a matchmaker.
Granted, he could've been a lil more tactful in his talk with you about it,
instead of lettin' it all build up inside of him and waitin' til he was all mad about it.
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Posted: 7/31/2009 9:44:55 PM |
You are the one that said you had personal experience shoving things up yourself. You are the one that says it feels better if I used it backwards. You are the one that said you were practicing for your "thoughts".
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Posted: 8/1/2009 8:33:17 AM | Ok, I've had all night to consider what I need to do here, but first I want to say something.
Pitch, I do appreciate your attention to detail during the "incident" but feel that if you'd only used the latex arm length husbandry gloves as I recommended, your need to go to the emergency room wouldn't have been necessary. In my defense however, you were warned and knowingly chose to ignore it. The problems you're now having with your insurance are not my problem either, and your repeated threats to "have my nads on a spike" are, well, just plain childish.
Ok.. I'm going to change my email address, as this will be the only way that I can stop my friend from continuing on this course. With the friendship over, my life in ruins and at least 2 federal agencies now looking into my financial records, I'm looking seriously at Travelocity to assist me in relocating to a non-extradition country, h0pefully in the south pacific.
If I'd have known that seeking advice from this forum community would have put me where I am right now, I might have just gone to Yahoo Answers and been done with it.
Thank you to everyone who responded. The emails have been a mixed bag, ranging anywhere from marriage proposals to offers to do adult motion pictures (one called 'Don't Taze Me Man!' has my attention). While I'm not sure I'm ready for that, it could prove to be a quick infusion of cash for my trip.
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Posted: 8/1/2009 9:45:09 AM | Ok.. I've spoken to her, as we are friends and have each others real email addy's and phone numbers... and I told her what you all said I should...
well, she cried.
I don't mean that little whimper crying, I'm talking industrial strength bawling. I felt horrible. She just kept telling me that I was an ungrateful pr*ck, that she was only trying to help me find love, that friends sometimes know what's good for someone when they don't know themselves, on and on and on....
So..... I told her it was OK. That I understood her intentions were good, but to pleeeeeeease raise the bar a little bit if she was going to continue.
That seemed to calm her down and by the end of the conversation we were OK again.
I'm so screwed...
Bluezzz
She bawled?!!! Hmmmm...I dunno, Bluezzz. What kind of friends you making on here? (kidding)
Maybe she'll see this post, and she'll get the hint?
Good luck!
EDIT: WTF is going on here - just caught up with the rest of this post! :-( | |
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Posted: 8/1/2009 1:09:41 PM | Well Bluezzy doozzy,
You quit hanging with those Yankee gals y'all hear?
We Southern Belles will do just about ANYTHING to help y'all men get your jollies.
Come on down heyah and we'll play Scarlet and Rhett in a vat of grits.
I can spit backy further than any gal around and my "two step" ain't bad. | |
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Posted: 8/1/2009 2:06:21 PM | See Pitch.. some women LIKE to help their men!
With an offer like this, I'm soooo done with the NYC scene...
Now, just what are grits and you really spit?? Doesn't seem ladylike to me... 
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Posted: 8/1/2009 2:26:13 PM | Since when do you like ladies ?
All those wasted emails, hmmmpf.
Grits, what you have for supper with your dumplins, dumplin.
What did you think they were for, just for foreplay?
Pass da butta wit dem grits yeeehaaah!!!
It is very satisfying to put a pinch between the cheek and gum at an Atlanta Braves game every few years. To be able to spit on an umpire is a privilage and a talent from the bleachers. I will teach you.
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Posted: 8/1/2009 3:11:50 PM | Bluezzz, now why did you have to bring up Travelocity? I wasn't gonna go there BUT...
When you told me about how you went out "trolling" (get it) for gnomes because you felt you resembled the travelocity guy, that you wanted to feel like "king of the mushroom patch". You were actually hoping to find a female gnome so she could be your queen. You also told me about your smurf fetish and how you found Papa Smurf kinda hot because he had a white beard too. (freaking egomaniac that you are) You said you wish you were Smurfette so you could be around those little guys ALL THE TIME because what an orgy that must be. You cursed the day Gargamel ever showed up. Of course then you tell me every time you eat a Fudge Stripe Cookie, you think of how hot it would be to live in the Keebler tree house. You just need to admit your fetish for ankle high beings.
Angelic...have at him. He likes grits in all sort of places but not on a plate! You've been warned.  | |
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Posted: 8/1/2009 3:54:06 PM | Egads,
I will neva eat grits again. I will neva look at a fudge striped cookie again and not think of perverted gnomes in dirty underwear.
Thanks pitch, I just lost 5 pounds all over the keyboard.
On topic here. Wait..What was the question again?
I am so confused now. Bluezz what was the question???????
Oh, you can't afford a hit man or something, Isn't there a pimp smurf or a bookie smurf? Don't smurfs stick together like the mafia? | |
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Posted: 8/1/2009 4:06:45 PM | Best course of action in these kind of situations is to just not act at all. Completely ignore it and don't let it even be known to her that this bothers you.
People usually get very bored if what they are doing doesn't get a quick reaction out of the other person. | |
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