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 Damon0028

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/10/2009 10:30:33 PM

Besides, I did a procedure on a Bartholin cyst with the cap of a Bic pen sterilized with Laphroaig scotch (the 15-year-old, not the crappy 10). Once you've done that, you can handle just about anything.


Dang, would that make the 5-year-old even worse than crappy(shux, mighta been if it was still in diapers...) or the twenty-year-old just beyond your taste?

Okay... I'm just kiddin', but couldn't help myself... My immediate reaction was to encourage their parents to teach them better hygiene....

I have seen some really ugly ones- Pics thereof in the medical arena, and even worse among livestock. Why anyone would want to ruin a good pair of boots by tucking hooved rears into them is completely beyond me...

-damoN-
 satx78218

Joined: 10/30/2007
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/11/2009 6:00:09 AM
The 'Perfect' Porn Vulva: More Women Demanding Cosmetic Genital Surgery

http://www.alternet.org/module/printversion/141479
 hobby21

Joined: 7/29/2009
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/11/2009 6:04:43 AM
no lol only if it was showing signs of a STD or smelt bad or had shark teeth.

could look like a handfull of raisens and i'll still go for it
 Fa que

Joined: 2/10/2009
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/11/2009 6:25:53 AM
Out of fairness to the ladies, considering our sacks look like they were made out of left over elbow skin... who are we to judge?
 mechele99

Joined: 8/11/2006
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/11/2009 6:52:38 AM
Laughing out loud
 Kennedy3

Joined: 4/20/2009
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/11/2009 7:57:51 AM
these responses show that men seemed to be more concerned about odor and cleanliness than the appearance of the vagina. they recognize that vaginas come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. (no pun intended) 2ooo medical clitoral reductions are performed each year to "save " the infant from potential ridicule or rejection later. this surgery leaves many unable to achieve orgasm:( there is no maximum allowable penis size. "a healthy vagina is as clean and pure as a carton of yogurt" it has its own ecosystem. when its delicate balance is disrupted, vaginosis can occur. this is not necessarily a hygiene issue. a frequent cause is sex without condoms. ( even in the absence of stds) semen is alkaline and disturbs the ph of the vagina. the homestatic mechanism can falter creating an unpleasant, even foul odor. douching is another culprit. your parner may be trying too hard to b clean!
 Poolepartyyah

Joined: 6/19/2008
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/11/2009 9:15:50 AM
Well, I am not aware of the ugly vaginas, all the ones I have seen have been awesome!
But then again, they say that there is over 250, ooo "battered" women in the US.....and here along, I have been eating the plain ones!
 Shaitan

Joined: 7/8/2009
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/11/2009 11:17:27 AM
[quote[Out of fairness to the ladies, considering our sacks look like they were made out of left over elbow skin... who are we to judge?

Bwahahahahahaha! Nice......

^T^
 ready_red25078

Joined: 7/23/2009
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Posted: 8/11/2009 12:25:36 PM

i've only seen 1 vagina that was actually ugly. It looked like Mick Jagger after having a firecracker stuck in his mouth.


thats funny but you can't help but to feel sorry for the girl that monstrosity was on
 azskayl

Joined: 7/1/2009
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Posted: 8/11/2009 1:14:18 PM
that cracks me up. I did see on a porn one time a clit that was so big it was as long as her vagina and it could almost past for a males part. I laughed so hard and was grossed out at the same time I had to bring to all my friends houses to show them. they couldnt believe it either and I wonder if the guy was actually enjoying it or grossed out the whole time he was down there.
 Tarah0128

Joined: 2/25/2009
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/13/2009 2:28:23 PM

Ok.. pet peeve of mine..

Anatomy 101.
Vagina is an internal structure not easily seen without the use of a medical device known as a speculum. What you see on the outside is the vulva made up of labia majora (outside lips) and labia minora (inside lips), including the clitoris, mons pubis, perineum and anus.


Yes!!!


The vagina is on the INSIDE ~ it's the VULVA! Say it with me! VULVA!!!!
 planegeek

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Posted: 8/13/2009 4:16:22 PM
Unless it's a "sick" one.. I don't think there is any such thing as ugly. You may have different preferences (some like tall, some like blondes, some like skinny, some like busty) but at the end of the day.. they are all unique!
 whytwater

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Posted: 8/13/2009 5:07:46 PM

they are all unique!


Yeah, they seem to vary, within limits. But I have never encountered anything like T's shar pei.
 spicynicegirl

Joined: 8/10/2008
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Posted: 8/13/2009 8:12:59 PM
Message 39 and to all the other guys who keep harping on about this - teenagers actually have hair down there from puberty right through.

So when you state "I want a woman who looks like a grown woman and NOT a teenager" you are not making alot of sense.

I would hope that a "grown" man would know that he was with a woman by looking at her as a whole person and realising she was not a teenager.
 sassysingle29033

Joined: 8/3/2009
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/14/2009 3:41:40 AM
I am literally laughing so hard that I am crying right now. This is officially my new favorite thread.

For what it's worth, I think if you get the point that you're actually showing someone your vagina, you don't have a lot to worry about when it comes to how attractive it may be. Sort of like selling a car. Getting to the test drive is 90% of the battle.

Please don't even ask about "new car smell" vs. "alpine fresh".
 vanaheim

Joined: 6/6/2009
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/14/2009 4:37:01 AM
Growlers kinda yell at you when I don't find the woman very attractive. Otherwise they look interesting or quite beautiful.

Nothing to do with the labia/genitals itself but many people have preferences about pubic hair, and that's easy to tailor. I like to see a lot of skin, because I do think women I find attractive are so very beautiful, like to touch warmth, feel flesh. They inspire my writing, I dream about women I like, they're living artwork.

I have the same selective imagination about smells and odours, even facial expressions. Women I don't find too attractive smell a bit, I really prefer avoiding this situation and most often do. Women I am attracted to smell wonderful, it stays with me I'm sure a weird memory-thing at night days, sometimes weeks after she's gone and the sheets are washed, and I fall back to sleep contented.

Sounds like I sleep around a bit huh. Seriously it's been like a handful of times since my last gf a long time ago. But I'm really into it, yes.


One thing I do note is that sleeping with someone you don't really find that attractive or well suited to really kicks your self esteem, must do a job on theirs too. Maybe all this self consciousness is really to do with that, and we sit there thinking well anyone should be good enough if I use the right tabloid marketed relationship techniques.

I mean I dunno about anyone else here, but I've found by sleeping only with women I genuinely find quite attractive, I get lucky maybe once every few years and a lot of those times it's bad timing anyway and doesn't go anywhere or get to the starting blocks. And it's not like I'm not social or available enough, or sabotaging myself, just the averages.
 Nice2eatU

Joined: 11/19/2008
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/14/2009 6:37:23 AM
lmao This thread is hilarious. PLEASE download or lookup the lyrics to "**** ain't shit" by Funkdoobiest, it's funny as hell and fits this thread nicely.
 Nice2eatU

Joined: 11/19/2008
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/14/2009 6:38:07 AM
"p u s s y ain't shit"
 R3dh3adang3l

Joined: 7/16/2009
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/14/2009 7:33:50 AM
ROFL you are Killing me!!
 LifesizeGIJoefigure

Joined: 8/4/2009
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/14/2009 11:16:35 AM
Sounds shallow to me ... Lets be honest... its rare meat Hot on the outside pink on the inside .. would you not own a free lamborghini because it was an ugly color... I find womens small imperfections sexy..
 aaamm

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/14/2009 11:54:46 AM

Out of fairness to the ladies, considering our sacks look like they were made out of left over elbow skin... who are we to judge?
Ok, now I am envisioning an elephant trunk sticking out from on top of two elbows...too funny.

Maybe I haven't looked at enough porn or mags, but really thought they all looked different. I don't know that they could be described as beautiful any more than most men's penises could be described as handsome. Well, I do think my bf has a perfect one.
 coveredinpaint

Joined: 7/13/2009
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/14/2009 1:21:37 PM
If you have an ugly vag then hair is your friend. If you have a big bush you can hide a lot of it and unless the guy is going in for the kill, he'll never really see it up close and personal.

I still remember this one woman I dated and I looked down when we were doing it and saw this big pair of meat curtains flapping around like bedsheets tossed over a clothes line on a windy day. I distinctly remembering being VERY not turned on by that.

Vaginas, like breasts, should be tight and perky, not loose and hanging.
 Damon0028

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Posted: 8/14/2009 5:19:12 PM

I distinctly remembering being VERY not turned on by that.


Lmao... Ya'll keep making the reference to "beef curtains" and I keep thinking about it everytime I go to the grocery store. I'm a big griller, so when I go looking for a steak- Well, I really like skirt steak(there's something to think about!) and that's what comes to mind when the curtain-talk starts here...

You know, there's a parallel... There are only two per cow. And skirt steaks are really tasty!

-damoN-
 FoxyMoronIsBack

Joined: 11/23/2008
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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/14/2009 5:30:12 PM

Vaginas, like breasts, should be tight and perky, not loose and hanging.

Would you rather have a woman had surgery on her nether regions to suit you then?
Not b1tching, asking a genuine question.

And with every respect, if you guys want women with constantly pert boobies and equally pert lady bits then i suggest you date only 19 year olds and never ever allow them to have children
 Mcajack

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/14/2009 5:32:22 PM
Vagina's are only ugly to women and poofs.

Its a vagina, any bloke that describes them as ugly is a raving poof.
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