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 azskayl

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/19/2009 10:17:47 PM
[With one broad stroke of the brush, wipes away the sculptures of the Ancient Greeks, the Renaissance Period all the way to the 20th Century. Geesshh, the fig leaf police must be out. ]


HAHAHAHAHA omg I love you
 whytwater

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Posted: 8/20/2009 4:44:29 PM

With one broad stroke of the brush, wipes away the sculptures of the Ancient Greeks, the Renaissance Period all the way to the 20th Century. Geesshh, the fig leaf police must be out.


Lol. Not at all- I only offered that while fine art through history has highlighted the whole of the human body, the genitals almost never are. They are depicted, true, but in a perfunctory way, almost as if they are fungible (lol, god forbid), never celebrated that I have seen. Save once- we (an aircraft carrier) visited Naples for a week, and it seems there is a shrine, with a fertility theme, at the foot of Vesuvius. Housed inside is a reproduction of an erect dyk, slightly exaggerated testicles attached; and there is of course a merchant near the shrine, whose most popular products are replicas of the the shrine's pride, for use as key chains (they were tiny), paperweights (which approached reality, lol), and bodaciously large replicas (the thing was erect, remember) fit for use as a centerpiece on one's dining room table (there was no place I could detect to add cut flowers), or studio (artists enjoy almost limitless license with licentious themes, though not always readily recognizable as such).
But the souvenirs, not to mention the "original", did not strike me as fine art, exactly-more like just one more ribald aberration under Romes's "big tent" religious auspices (the more ancient subsets in that mother Church are by far the most intriguing).

Fig leaf police!? LOL! I don't think anyone has ever accused me of priggishness. Lol Not ever.
 SeriouslyFun1

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/20/2009 7:38:03 PM
8SoldierFalcon: Yeah, it came off as cold, clinical, hateful and mean.

I think there's a certain situational fogginess/amnesia that most people get when it comes to sex with someone you have feelings for....you just over-look small imperfections...then you forget about them. Kinda like the pain of childbirth; the memory of it is superceded by the love you feel for the child.
 Excellent_Guy

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Posted: 8/20/2009 7:55:15 PM
Someone has too much time on their hands or has been watching too many horror movies - Monster From The Black Lagoon.
 tbuddha

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/21/2009 7:04:15 PM
If she spreads her legs and you can see her cervix...
 prittygurl2006

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/21/2009 7:48:53 PM
If any of you really want to know what an ugly vag looks like, just google it.


Do you realize how many people are googling ugly vagina right now? And count me in, I'm off to google it myself.....lmao

Im back, didn't find any pics, although I did find a description of what an ugly vagina looks like and I have to say it's the funniest damn thing I have ever read:

a lump of ground beef dropped on a floor of a barber shop in harlem at 5 pm on a friday during a week of world-wide broom shortages
 larnellm

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Posted: 8/21/2009 8:13:34 PM
I've yet to find an ugly "vagina".
Trust me, I've looked and looked and looked.....
seen a lot of nice ones, some alright looking ones....
and only one terrible, nasty one. Luckily the likes were on,
and I could see what I felt was braile between her legs before it went
anyfurther. So, after I jumped up and washed my hands, I got dressed and left.
 tbuddha

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Posted: 8/21/2009 8:57:14 PM
just googled "ugly vagina" with the safe search "OFF". OMG, don't copy this link if you have a sensitive stomach:

http://www.heaven666.org/nasty-vagina-3568.php
 Shadowrydr1

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Posted: 8/22/2009 2:32:14 PM

do guys care how a womens vagina looks? are there certains things that would stop you from being intimate with someone regaurding the looks of it? I know girls who are afraid of being itimate becaue they say their vaginas are ugly and are embaressed to let a guy see it because the site of it might turn them away.



If I've gotten to this point, I don't imagine anything other than some sort of steel trap is going to slow me down
 sglwhtmale

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Posted: 8/22/2009 4:17:29 PM
Next on "Opra",

"Ugly Vaginas,and the women that own them"!
 8soldierfalcon8

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/22/2009 5:23:34 PM

just googled "ugly vagina" with the safe search "OFF". OMG, don't copy this link if you have a sensitive stomach:

http://www.heaven666.org/nasty-vagina-3568.php


This is a rather extreme example of a loose, gaping one.

Believe it or not, there are many other ways they can look like alien parts.

Like I said. Clothes can hide a lot of ugliness.
 malicedoll09

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Posted: 8/22/2009 5:37:08 PM
This post made me laugh!

I've been with women and I have to say unless it looks like there is a serious medical issue going on down there, then its all good. The vagina has its own look and hopefully more women will learn to take care of it. Going totally bare and razor burn, is gross, having a wild jungle with TP stuck in it, beyond gross. Having slightly bigger inner lips than outer, it happens.
 back-to-front

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Posted: 8/22/2009 5:39:21 PM
It has taken me almost an hour to read this thread from beginning to end, and I must say it's the funniest and frankest thread i've ever read... now for google ....
 johnpathearty

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/22/2009 6:11:12 PM
i agree with the lady
 Tony11768

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Posted: 8/22/2009 6:29:31 PM

just googled "ugly vagina" with the safe search "OFF". OMG, don't copy this link if you have a sensitive stomach:


SWEET MOTHER OF....Ive gotta go have a shower now (shivers)

The first thing I thought of was a Wookie with no teeth, YAAAWNING!!
But...whats that...'Thing" growing on his chin??

This thread is 100% HILARIOUS!!
 Garyizzanut

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Posted: 8/22/2009 8:17:57 PM
I agree, this thread IS 100% HALARIOUS!
 prittygurl2006

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/23/2009 8:26:39 AM

http://www.heaven666.org/nasty-vagina-3568.php


that HAS to be fake.........
 8soldierfalcon8

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Posted: 8/23/2009 8:43:12 AM
^^^^ As I said, it's only one kind of ugly. But I doubt it's a fake. Some women can fit huge things in there.

Seriously - some fufu looks like tentacle monster.

It's about balance, folks. Women complain of ugly looking penis. Is it really that surprising that some women have a vag that would make some men run for the hills?
 F0XYCLE0PATRA

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/23/2009 11:48:33 AM
http://www.heaven666.org/nasty-vagina-3568.php

I seriously brought up a little vomit there! thats bloody disgusting!
 azskayl

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Posted: 8/23/2009 12:07:48 PM
http://www.heaven666.org/nasty-vagina-3568.php


ughh ughhh had to shake my head really quick , just got a shake of flippin disgusting run through my body , oooouuuaaaahhhh cough cough..... gross just gross man
 Chrìs

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Posted: 8/23/2009 12:29:23 PM

http://www.heaven666.org/nasty-vagina-3568.php


i hear if you throw a quarter in it, your wish will come true.

on a side note i get freaked out when the butterfly turns into bat wings. clams ftw!
 brendantime

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Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 8/25/2009 6:00:27 AM
Have only seen one ugly vagina and it was from a broad I met on here named Stacey. She was a Filipino and it not only was ugly but smelly as hell too. I think her and her family used to kill cats and dogs and eat them too, which would explain her screen name...mydoggie.
 whytwater

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Posted: 8/25/2009 8:50:05 AM

Having slightly bigger inner lips than outer, it happens.


The Pouty Look!!! Yes, Ma'am! Always have lurrvved that one. Bespeaks arousal, to my simple mind, even if it's a residual look, and unused lust, from the last time.
And if it's always like that, YUMMMMM, she looks like she's always ready.


Poossies have expressions, like faces! Everybody's heard about the vertical smile, which is nice, and the sealed-lip all closed up ones signal get the fvck back; but that Lolita pout? Caves my knees. Lol
Saw one once that I thought, at first glance, was a pout, but it turned out to be one of those wavy lined Charlie Brown grimaces.
 PrimeWoman

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Posted: 8/25/2009 1:12:57 PM
Fa que and 85032Luck--
You guys are hysterical. Thank you, thank you, thank you
for the laugh and sanity of your view.

To the poster who believes that breasts should be perky-
Gravity, over time, effects man's pecs and the scrotum with the same kindness.
 StarreGazer

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Posted: 8/25/2009 1:42:26 PM


Msg: 10 -- Is there such a thing as an "ugly" vagina? Smelly can be
bad.....


Wow, "ugly" vagina? I have never seen one. I have seen a few
"smellies", but that had NOTHING to do with LOOKS!
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