| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 8/16/2009 12:53:37 PM | | crikey mate! if a mate ain't gonna munch on carpet/lick the pink taco then say goodbye to that bloke! the vertical smile makes up half the orgasm and if they're denying you the right to put a shrimp that sweet barbie then mate, look for a real man that's not afraid to do the nasty up in your forbidden swamp of love! | |
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Posted: 8/16/2009 7:01:02 PM | | Yeah , I'm 'visual' too and this above is Pulitzer prize winning stuff ... er , I mean 'material' . I would never be able to let go of my , er, self if I had these images in my mind ... they are sort of funny though and that's an extra distraction from the business at , er , hand . Double meanings are sooo hard to avoid . | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 8/16/2009 7:40:55 PM |
crikey mate! if a mate ain't gonna munch on carpet/lick the pink taco then say goodbye to that bloke! the vertical smile makes up half the orgasm and if they're denying you the right to put a shrimp that sweet barbie then mate, look for a real man that's not afraid to do the nasty up in your forbidden swamp of love!
 f*ck me that's one seriously stereotyped Asian-American
Short course for a quick study. Crikey! is what a feller says when he finds a Taipan under his 4wd and doesn't want to sound unmanly. Almost never otherwise used. Even crocs are treated with the term, "yeah right mate" shortly followed by a few rounds of .303"
Mates are the same sex or so bloody platonic they may as well be, or they're your mate's hot looking teenage daughter and you definitely don't want anybody to know you think she looks hot.
Vertical smile must be an American phenomenon. Over 'ere it's where the axe hit, the girl's front bum, a growler, the pink princess, clam, burger, wombat, hairy princess, pink pattie, silk salmon or just plain vagina.
Wankers and yanks put shrimps on barbies. Wankers live in Queensland.
The nasty is when she's over forty, otherwise it is the deed, or cracking jewels if between 18-24. Go non-legal and you're a rock spider and we'll f*ckin' wreck your life in a physical way  | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 8/16/2009 8:20:47 PM | ^^^^^If you read his posting history...hes road tripped into aussie forums 3 times...
consistently.. with an attitude of ' acting like a flamin ..galah'.. and main objective....taking the piss..
his attitude.. 'seems' like a wanker..(thats a street.... medical term...for behaviour issues) although hes only 25 so there might still be some hope.. they've stopped beating him up on the playground..
If I stereo typed or went to an asian forum.. taking the piss..
I would be labelled a racist......
on topic.. you can usually tell if a man is good at oral.. by the way he talks.....about issues.. such as woman...
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Posted: 8/16/2009 8:37:58 PM | Oh, poor guy. He must be just looking to connect with people. That's cool, I don't mind kids.
Hey nevaagin,
Yeah , I'm 'visual' too and this above is Pulitzer prize winning stuff ... er , I mean 'material' . I would never be able to let go of my , er, self if I had these images in my mind ... they are sort of funny though and that's an extra distraction from the business at , er , hand . Double meanings are sooo hard to avoid .
You reminded me of one of my favourite shows, Scrubs, and Todd the sleazy surgeon. He's sincere, just can't help himself. He's being chastised by the administration in one episode for sexual harassment of female patients, one very attractive woman is complaining that he "turns everything into a double entendre"
Todd looks confused for a moment (the premise is that surgeons are the jocks of the medical industry and not altogether particularly bright), and then replys with a broad grin,
"I'd like to double her entendre."
hehe, I like that show. | |
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Posted: 8/16/2009 8:56:23 PM | The nasty is when she's over forty
Give that I recently turned 41 I take umbrage at that...
And just on these last few posts, and the other revolting one by the other roadtripper that was deleted...I wanted to ask the other female posters...is it just me, or do other women wonder why men like to come up with such derogatory comparisons and terms for female genitals? Clams, tacos, axe wound. It's not even good ol' raunchy dirty talk...it's stupid giggling in the playground to see who can come up with the funniest and most derisive comparison talk. I dunno...what it says to me is that the men who like to sit and list such terms are actually somewhat repulsed by the female body, or regard it with scorn and derision...which implies that they would only be going down there under duress or out of a sense of 'male duty', or to earn bragging rights about how good they are. And I find that really offputting...who wants someone down there who is probably just thinking up a few more outrageously knee-slapping things to call it to their mates? It's just too intimate an act to entrust to someone of that mindset. Whereas some men love it...really love it...and you can tell by how they speak... a truly appreciative audience...that's a turn on.
EDIT: Just saw this...
you can usually tell if a man is good at oral.. by the way he talks.....about issues.. such as woman... ...and yes, that's along the lines of what I was trying to say. | |
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Posted: 8/16/2009 9:10:44 PM | Naamah... Im not going to divulge... the womens secret of knowing/observing such things about men...
But we know.. and I know you know that i know that we know...what we know..
about this with men..
The reason I won't.. is purely because.... a woman does need to know these things so they're bullshit detectors go off.. and they avoid.. said man...
If a man is truly given this info.. it could be used to manipulate and take advantage of vulnerable women..
thats my stance.... (I only share the secret with a few good men.. and only if i know they will use it wisely..)
on the roadtripper.. where I live.. we tell our younger generation.. when behaviour is offensive...(ie deliberately taking the piss...attitude.. . not isolated taking the piss.. but repeatedly... does not fly here...) and so they can then choose to try a different approach of behaviour...
so they don't go out and get beaten up.. or to just let them know what disrespecting people/culture/women/men.. can lead too.........
Us older woman in my town...
will tell a young guy.. when they are disrespecting people.... especially woman...and they usually apologise.. and want to be respected themselves..
then they go beat up.. others who disrespect .. our town family..sigh... they do beat up wankers.. This we havent been able to fully stop yet....
There is a street code.. and they have their's.. if someone..breaks it.. they usually tell them with violence..
but they do try within theryre own way.. its a learning curb.. for us all.
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Posted: 8/16/2009 9:16:15 PM | ...is it just me, or do other women wonder why men like to come up with such derogatory comparisons and terms for female genitals?
I have no idea really but it did remind me of a story. The last couple of years of my marriage, I spent a lot of time with one particular friend. She lived near me and we had kids who were mates so we were always hanging out together. She used to get quite p1ssed off at the time that my husband referred to my bits as his " Pink rose" while her other half used to refer to her bits as his "Gutted Rabbit". Well forward a year or so and my husband dumped his "Pink rose" in favour of a much younger, budding one while her husband still bloody adores his "gutted rabbit".
The motto of this story.....no freaking idea but maybe the ones who call it roadkill names are actually the keepers!
Wankers live in Queensland.
I resemble that remark! | |
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Posted: 8/16/2009 10:38:37 PM | Wankers live in Queensland.
I resemble that remark!
LOL. seems they also live in Perth.
On the derogatory terms for female genitalia.IMO It is usually the men who whilst they can orgasm etc they have no capacity for mental intimacy. In fact sex and the power of love is to them is scarey, something that they perceive they cannot control, it makes them vulnerable. No macho buying into the myth of warrior, even if he works in a factory wants to feel vulnerable not only physically more importantly emotionally (where true hurt happens) and beingat the beck and call of another (which of course it isn't but they don't see that) is bad enough with the boss...let alone a woman. So in sexual attraction they have this dicotomy. They want her and maybe are even in love/obssessed by her but the idea that there is no ownership in fact they themselves may feel owned makes them defensive....hence they hate what they love and love what they hate and in the confusion.......derogatory terms for female genitalia. The other sort are just idiots who are still sleazy little schoolboys and probably still virgins..
Yup language gives real clues as to the man's attitude to women and sex. That wonderful presenter (not good looking, large and gangly with expressive hands) of around the world in 80 gardens...his use of imagery using the feminine to describe the gardens had me envying his wife...she is one lucky lucky woman. | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 12:37:43 AM | There's a viable argument from both sides here..... well actually nah, there's not.
The only reason why a guy probably shouldn't is if it's like the Amazon down there, and by that, I mean, dark, dank and full of small, smelly creatures. Short of that.... I personally think that it should be a subject for guys in school.
Fvck "first aid", and learn how to perform "Mouth to south"
Personally, I am a generous lover, and I get alot more enjoyment from teasing and kissing every inch of her body for hours, and mixing in a half hour or so of mind blowing muffmunching. The resultant sweating and exhausted, but satisfied, woman at the end of it, is MUCH better than the 15 minutes of fame you get by just rolling over, and going for it like a retarded jackhammer.
The look of dissapointment on her face at the end of it would probably quench any good "afterglow" you had anyway if you do that, so do it RIGHT the first time!
As for whether it matters if the favour is returned to me..... I don't mind either way. I like receiving it... But it's not essential.
Two factors are resposible for this;
1) The end result will be the same, where it goes, what what makes it happen makes no difference.
2) Guys, lets face it.... We've got one torpedo up the spout. Once its gone, we're essentially useless.
You want the money shot to count. Anyone will agree that one torpedo vs the multitude of orgasms a woman has at her disposal is sh1thouse odds and we should really try and make ours last until our shot is placed at a stage where she can't take anymore and your little warhead breaks her back and she sinks into the seas of ecstacy (sorry about that last bit... but I couldn't resist the urge to sound like a poetic twat) | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 12:50:32 AM | | ^^^^^^^ lol, well said nick, although i disagree about the 1 torpedo caper!!!! it is great to be stopped from providing more oral pleasure cos her knees are starting to sound like carlos santana,s bongo player+wont stop banging together! lol as we mature sexually as men, its like xmas, the giving is better than the receiving! sheesh, its great to be alive at times!!!!! | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 12:57:35 AM | Holy sh1t!!!! Giving gets better with age!!???
Man.... I got alot to look forward to yet then eh!!?
Lol, one torpedo just put out there in case someone reading this can't go again a few minutes later. Gotta be inclusive of general public :P
Personally, I use my age to my full advantage. Which includes the quick recharge component. But there's alot that can be accomplished in those few minutes while you're waiting for that to happen too  | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 2:15:38 AM | Hi
I went out with a girl a fair few years back for a date and thing got all sensual n stuff as they can sometimes do. Oral crikes she had the heebie jeebies about just touching it, and that was after I had put in all the hard, but enjoyable work, in on her.
Needless to say it was a single date.
dealbreaker HELL YEAH
J.
oh PS Just in case someone is thinkig it, no it aint deformed, falling apart or anything else.
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Posted: 8/17/2009 3:17:40 AM | Hilly your are fast tracking to legendary status.
Luv you input to POF.
Back to the thread.
Love giving oral. -------------intimate, sexy, bonding, my best friend is Clitapatra!
Receiving-----------good for a warm up, not comfortable with the slurping,
i love your****comments.
Still each to their own!
louv yous! xx | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 3:26:25 AM | however im quite intrigues that a F**king Mexican would show such venom towards one of the states that employs so many of his leeching countrymen, a state that obviously has a female population that has shunned and stunned him,
HEY!!! WATCH IT... YA FVCKIN BANANA BENDER.... we travel in packs hahahahaa
It's not that we're leeching, there's just more people up there with nothing on
I love holidays up there, but the laidback lifestyle would prevent me from EVER working. It's easy down here. I work to keep warm.
As for the wet dreams about scary Gold Coast women..... You're on your own on that one Vanaheim... I will defend my fellow Mexicans for being Mexican... but thats just NUTS!!! | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 3:49:52 AM | ...if the snatch that you're scratchin' takes blachan for matchin,
then there's a plan at hand you need to be hatchin,
if you're dreamin' of clean,
then get out the machine,
use a gerni,a bannister brush and brisky keep scratchin'...
or for a sweeter approach.... rub in a jar of cumquat jam.......tape the ears up...get your head in.. and scrum it up.... ...with tongue... of course.... | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 4:33:18 AM | | Combining two classy threads...imagine oral and skinny jeans...what a nightmare! | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 4:50:48 AM | ^^ Huh...i don't get the connection.
Oh hang on,think i just worked it out.
Nope that can't be it.
Hate when that happens..."nuts" | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 4:58:40 AM | What is the record for number of pages on one thread?
Impressed by the enthusiasm, oral overdrive, on this topic. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 8/17/2009 5:06:10 AM | Dont think it is that much of a dealbreaker although it does give the ears a rest from the nagging when her her mouth is full.
Think I would rather have my dinner cooked for me 7 days a week than the odd heady now and then. Bit of washing wouldnt go a miss either
Fcuk it might as well just get a maid and throw in some cash for extras
Will give the "GF" what she wants as long as it doesnt look like a cat with its throat cut, or taste like it ( pretty horrible I would imagine ) | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 5:52:09 AM | Greying Red...yep I can see what you are saying. And... have you noticed the rather interesting dynamic developing between some of the male posters on this thread...?
you can usually tell if a man is good at oral.. by the way he talks.....about issues.. such as woman... ...thinking of a poster's name that we don't see anymore who has written things on the forum at times that have made grown women buckle at the knees and need cold showers. Now there's a man who adores...woman ...in words and in mind in that way that cannot be faked or forced, even by those who think it can, and it does cause one to imagine that he must be... rather talented...
And Vanaheim...
I'll happily come over and be nasty to you Just keep repeating this mantra
squeels of delight, softness, warmth, ecstacy, women I like are so scrumptious I do this mock eating thing and sort of get carried away all over the place.. | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 8:01:35 AM | When I sell my virginity on ebay it'll be to the highest bidder and oral yes/no won't come into the equation at all. As long as my only contribution is to assume starfish position, I'm not fussed what goes on 'down there'.
The only stipulation I make regarding the dreadful procedure of sexual intercourse is that they get their messy business over with as quickly as possible. One can only think of England for so long, hey? | |
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