| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/15/2009 12:13:50 AM | Geez and here I am thinking I may have to change my brand of toothbrush.
Just goes to show that you learn something new evewryday | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/16/2009 1:16:19 AM | | I used to believe that oral in any sexual relationship was simply a given (and a receiven'), but since I discovered that collagen is grown in a lab from cells taken from foreskins I reckon I might have to reconsider my position/s. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/16/2009 1:42:09 AM | My my 5 pages of oral 
I suspect this page will pop up everytime we're frustrated  | |
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| Aural, is it a noisemaker?
Posted: 9/16/2009 9:01:34 PM |
I suspect this page will pop up everytime we're frustrated.
Yup... I'm sure you're right. It'll either pop up or perhaps just... fall open? | |
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| Aural, is it a noisemaker?
Posted: 9/17/2009 2:20:07 AM |
If your relationship "licker" is licking but is no good, is it still a deal breaker???
Well obviously. I mean 10/10 for effort, but if you have the technique of an epileptic labrador puppy trying to drink milk you are still gonna get relegated to the "crap shag" basket.
Sad but true. | |
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| Oral, sometimes it's a jawbreaker.
Posted: 9/17/2009 2:26:15 AM |
It would take at least 7 pages - given my penchant for odd numbers Penchant for odd numbers? Cool! Me two! I'm actually a 9. Though many people say I'm an odd one, but that doesn't count four naught.
Seven pages then.
And how should these seven pages be bound?
Triple stitching reinforced by five, selectively placed, Italian made staples perhaps?
Marbled endpapers made from 100gsm high rag content paper, acid free... with a subtle texture, for tactile thrills.
Two at the front, and one behind. Of course.
No covers, but rather a cunningly folded package, a sweet container, that seemingly... unfolds? To reveal the treasure within.
Though some prefer, when first exploring a new book, the delight of turning back the covers? Staged access to a sensual heaven can, after all, build anticipatory delight.
Just as glimpsing an attractive set of gates can enhance the pleasure of an impressive entrance, enticing one almost, to pass through... sometimes ones page turning pleasure is multiplied by slow revelation.
Remembering always though...
Oral virtuosity is the prime objective. | |
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| Boral, is it an oil taker
Posted: 9/17/2009 2:48:26 AM | *And the forum went strangely quiet as all the female participants went to have a cold shower*
Anyhoo... | |
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| Boral, is it an oil taker
Posted: 9/17/2009 4:29:55 AM | I honestly... can't remember
damn it..
peace .
I just don’t believe you, how could anyone who has ever known that dewy sweet, honey tongued moment, the arching back, the prayerful sigh, the playful sticky fingered beginning, the exhausted urgent insistent end, ever forget. 
Just thinking about it makes me want to go and eat a peach.... slowly.  | |
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| Sorrel, is it a meal maker
Posted: 9/17/2009 4:38:42 AM | | Oral....hmmmmm..... I always seem to get tongue tied when talking about it...and then again, my mother always told me never to talk with my mouth full.... | |
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| Drontal, its a worm killer
Posted: 9/17/2009 5:00:11 AM |
if you have the technique of an epileptic labrador puppy trying to drink milk
Every puppy has his day, just needs some training and guidence.
Guys arent that bothered by technique, if there is an empty hole then it is our job to fill it. | |
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| Moral, it's the pointmaker.
Posted: 9/17/2009 5:48:54 AM | Priming myself for another bite of the multi-leaved cherry...
(lyingcheat takes a deeeeep breath)
I was so keen I used to wander around poking my tongue out as far as I could to try and stretch the little fleshy tether at the bottom that holds your tongue in. I guess it prevents your tongue from falling right out whenever you open your mouth?
Anyway, it worked! Kind of... now I can stick my tongue out like about 30cms!
But unfortunately I became known as that creepy weirdo with the tongue always poking out... so no girls will come near me.
Damn! Even the best laid plans sometimes come to naught.
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| Offal... is it a meal faker?
Posted: 9/17/2009 6:51:35 AM | *And the forum went strangely quiet as all the female participants went to have a cold shower*
Yes, but the male participants have jumped on the bandwagon with gusto.
Honestly LC, you've just gone and got everyone all riled up!
But personally, my lips are sealed. | |
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| Offal... is it a meal faker?
Posted: 9/17/2009 7:37:40 AM |
But personally, my lips are sealed.
Doesn't that make it hard to talk... oooohh you mean...
Well if you do this... then this... then that it seems to solve the problem.
Personally I've found, after a little while, drawing the alphabet with your tongue works wonders. | |
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| Lora. Is that oral backwards?
Posted: 9/17/2009 7:39:32 AM |
Yes, but the male participants have jumped on the bandwagon with gusto.
Happy little Ms.Bandwagon hey?
But who's Gusto? | |
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| Gusto... he is a gate-crasher.
Posted: 9/17/2009 8:02:48 AM | Gusto?
I dunno. I thought he was with you?
I didn't invite him.
Just as glimpsing an attractive set of gates can enhance the pleasure of an impressive entrance, enticing one almost, to pass through...
Gate-crasher perhaps?
By the way, 30 centimetres? That's a bit hard to swallow! | |
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| Coral, is it a seal raker?
Posted: 9/17/2009 8:41:57 AM | I was told years ago that Queensland law was still worded in such a way that fellatio was illegal, and cunninglingus was legal. I'm a bit hazy on the details, but something about it stemming from old English laws set down by Queen Victoria...who assumed oral sex would only occur between same sex couples... and therefore made fellatio illegal because it was dirty and disgusting, but not bothering to make a law about cunninglingus because she didn't think women would engage in anything so crass. Good rationale there Queen Vic  and being the law-abiding citizens we are, I think it's clear how things must be.
Unless they've changed that law...but let's not go poking around in google too much, just in case. | |
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| London. Is that a beefeater?
Posted: 9/17/2009 9:14:04 AM |
...stemming from old English laws set down by Queen Victoria...
Just as well no one mentioned rimming or felching to Q-Vic hey? Else we'd all... I mean, else some people would be in a lot of shi.. in a lot of trouble!
I took your advice about not poking google, so I might be talking out my ars... mmm... best not go a n y further with that analo g y... mmm... metaphor, with that metaphor.
(fvck me! I can't seem to say anything?)
Anyway... anyway! The same reason is behind... um... at the bottom of... hahahaa I crack myself up sometimes... Queen Victoria specifically doubted that women would engage sexually with other women so she didn't cooperate in making lesbianism illegal.
Hence - it never has been illegal to be lesbian.
Wherearse homosexuality was criminalised, because she presumably had no trouble believing men were capable of any depravity, and it's taken 100 years to
remove the sta i n . . . um... remove the stigma. Yes, remove the stigma.
So... you can go ahead and poke google all you like now. It's not illegal. | |
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| London. Is that a beefeater?
Posted: 9/17/2009 5:04:34 PM | I just don’t believe you, how could anyone who has ever known that dewy sweet, honey tongued moment, the arching back, the prayerful sigh, the playful sticky fingered beginning, the exhausted urgent insistent end, ever forget.
Just thinking about it makes me want to go and eat a peach.... slowly.
And you alluded to.. on another thread.. that.. ummm.. ((*sigh*) No and No )
anyhoo.. folds arms across chest.. looks ... defiant... I suggest you are hiding .. certain skills/
anyhoo... I hate blushing.. because my face burns.. and it goes on for hours...
perhaps your memory is better than mine?..
perhaps.. your experiences are more recent than mine?
or perhaps.. as a survival skill... ones appetite.. for eg.. food..... if your hungry.. you divert your mind away and hopefully outside itself.. so your not concious... of no food available...
I do remember.. enjoyment... but.. I don't remember.. *it*..
I can't.... In fact this thread isdoing my head in....
I spent years.. untangling myself.. frommy ex lover... trying to become a blank canvas,..... re open to falling in love again.. no comparisons.. no... conflict of interests..
no substitutes..
etc..
but this thread is making me forget alllllllllll.. the reasons.. of why I broke up with him.... all the reasons.. I must move on.....
because...*he* could... take one of my fine/baby hairs... and put it in his mouth.. and use his tongue to make knots in it... many knots...
or a cherry stem.. etc....
sighs....
so.. If I keep thinking/reading this.. I may be tempted.. to think.. was he really that bad for me?
temptation.. is a very hard thing to resist....
he came looking for me about a month ago.....(after 6 years) but luckily nooone he asked.. remembered where I've moved too..
I would probaly sleep with him..(which wouldn't be good)
and he would accuse me of using him for love making.. and not wanting a relationship...
which would be true.. so it would be pure unadulterated.. selfishness in throes of lust..
cause I miss...if even the illusion of love/connection..(which we have.. albieit.. not workable)
(not with him... per se.... he is my last memory of a love connection.. male/female..or rather sexual... love....interaction)..and just cause people are connected at the soul... and love there.. it dosen't mean.. the lessons taught/learn't.. mean your good for each other .. everyday....but if he needed me for help.. in health or friendship.. of course as a soul-mate i would be there... even next to his girlfriend.. if he had 1..
i would respect.. their love/interaction/bond..
you can't kill love.. you can only harm it...bruise..it.. render it a wreckage.,.. turn it into anger ..bitternes or into respect and friendship..for eg...
and if you truly love someone... real love... you want happiness for them...
not jealousy or possesion etc.. they are games of insecurity..
human... hard to handle..normal.. but... they destroy love..
i want him happy and in love.. .. that is true love... to me...and this is why he respects.. that he is temptation to me.. and he knows he is not good for me.. he hurts me...
and why.. he usually respects staying away from me.. as i asked...
but with love itself.... its another dimension... that is sensual.. and connecting.. but if done right is also.. detachment.....a joy.. a pleasure a gift..
ie you love/enjoy the moment.. but don't need to possess it..or own it.. or reproduce it
Id be happy to experience true love for a day...
rather than mediocre.. for a lifetime...
so yep.. I forget.... by not recalling...
re the bad oral.. as oppossed to good oral?
well most guys think they are good at sex and or oral..
but once you experience a master.. or 2
damn...
If im going to survive aloneness for the next 40 years.. I cannot feed that appetite.. with such torturous memories...thoughts..
peace | |
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| London. Is that a beefeater?
Posted: 9/17/2009 6:47:03 PM |
anyhoo.. folds arms across chest.. looks ... defiant... I suggest you are hiding .. certain skills
Sadly no, I am afraid that I am just all talk, type, and imagination; though I do like peaches, sometimes they can be so sweet and juicy that you have to eat them in the bathtub.
As far as the OP’s original question is concerned that answer is sadly yes.
There are unfortunate individuals who are possessed of certain inhibitions, harboured since childhood, which no amount of patient understanding or dancing on the ceiling will serve to rehabilitate come the cold light day. Sometimes you just have to accept that hope does not always cometh in the morning and that life is short, joy is fleeting and the fruit that wants to be eaten is almost always the most delicious. | |
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| London. Is that a beefeater?
Posted: 9/17/2009 6:52:56 PM | ^^^^^^ gawd I wish you came with a farking interpreter.... perhaps you are 4 degrees in seperation to me....
ok i amused myself.. in context..play on words.. or perhaps 6 as well..
if we had an intepreter.. (no not a 3some)... I would turn to the interpreter and say...
what the fook did he just say?
I would listen...nod in the street talk.. and then I would know how to respond..
like pull ya head in mate.. or have you lacked such recipication in life/
you can always learn new stuff.. so can others...
and somethings don't matter in comparison to greater things..
(and sometimes we put up barriers to stop what we fear.. might actually eventuate...)
hmmmm rubs chin...looks wise.. then realises..
i need an intepreter..
but otherwise i find it incredible..... you use the peach anaology..
because it is exactly... what I would suggest to a youngin.. in learning such skills.. ie peel it..
then eat it without using your teeth..
slowly/patiently.... each taste/moment..
enjoy the process.. not the outcome.. love it..
anyhoo.... just eat alot of peaches... not every woman or man if you read international
need it....... there is hope.... but i fully suggest you employ an interpreter...\
i have no idea what you just said...
but i suspect you can vaccumn as well
and if you can't.. I run a course.. (there is a degree at the end of 3 years)....
twice a week.. you come and vaccumn.. Ill show you the process ... and practise makes perfect.....
now where is that farking intepreter../
and if you notice the multi headlines............... laffinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
what exactly are you saying yes too?... you cloud yourself in words.. and nana is gunna make you ... ...nooo i never make anyone/anything do anything....
but i would like to... well.... ummmm...... seee.. a ...... effective......broadening of horizons/..........well i will hide my intent.. as effectively as you do..
and stop making me blush... 3 people have that effect on me.. in this site.....
makes me feel feminine/girly.. and ive not mastered being feminine nor girly..
edit.. and by the way..... side... if you read the international thread on such things...
it is not uncommon.. for different views....matching on this..
and some people realise... at the end of the day...
compatability in certain areas of satisfaction.. matter more.. than others...
peace | |
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| Kambrook. It's a BreadMaker.
Posted: 9/17/2009 7:53:46 PM |
By the way, 30 centimetres? That's a bit hard to swallow! Funny you should say that...
Because it's exactly what Linda Lovelace said, or was trying to say I think, through all those coughs and splutters.
So I didn't even get past the meet and greet stage... damn! I could'a been a star!
Mind you, if she couldn't handle the tongue, she'd have been struggling when... ahhh... well, lets just say - it wasn't meant to be... my dream of Hollywoody stardom went out the door. Followed, a few milliseconds later, by the rest of me.
but otherwise i find it incredible..... you use the peach analogy..
because it is exactly... what I would suggest to a youngin.. in learning such skills.. ie peel it..
then eat it without using your teeth..
slowly/patiently.... each taste/moment..
enjoy the process.. not the outcome.. love it..
mmm.... Indeed. I've whiled away many an afternoon doing exactly that. Even the odd weekend two.
Mind you... there's a lot to be said for gluttonous excess, and I'd probably say it if it weren't considered impolite to speak with ones mouth full. Because it can be fun to occasionally jam the whole peach into ones mouth... juices inevitably spill, but it doesn't really matter hey? Since there seems to be an inexhaustible reservoir inside every peach...
Ahhh... what fun! It's so pleasant plucking the ripe furry fruit... and the aroma of a fresh peach is divine!
Branched limbs stripped naked on denuded trees! The farmer knows when I've ripped through the orchard... | |
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| nana shrivelled prune.. or dried apricots?
Posted: 9/17/2009 8:29:28 PM | Because it can be fun to occasionally jam the whole peach into ones mouth... juices inevitably spill, but it doesn't really matter hey? Since there seems to be an inexhaustible reservoir inside every peach...
Well we all know what mum's and nana's are like...
we dab a tissue into our mouths... then wipe our childrens faces.. so they don't seem dirty...
I of course.. am not your nana.... so will refrain.. from wiping the dribble from your chin...
but will polietly say... there is something at the corner of your mouth...
no... to the left... no youv'e not quite got it...
also.. there's something on your teeth.... yes use your tongue.. wipe your teeth..
no it's still there...
damn.. take that woman out of your mouth.. ..
nana can't see the bit caught in your teeth.. with her there...
that's..it....
it's all good...
now go brush your teeth... use a mouth rinse...
as for the squimish...
just remember... alkaline... no germ can live in alkaline... for eg lemon juice.. (which also incidently stops... oxidiation on fruit.. .. or apple cider vinegar... )..
so research into germs/bacteria/virus.... suggests that aids for eg cannot live in lemon juice..
I know.. I know...
nana takes the fun outta everything..
but it's true... hygeine is important.. and can be a deterrant.. to mutually pleasing pursuits..
of course nana.. never puts anything unsanitry into her mouth.. and that is a fact...
but nana has gross memory loss. and is totally unreliable as a witness..
but can understand.. personal.. connection.. interaction... and why someone would rather suck lemons... purses lips in lemon sucking exspressions.. than eat ... seafood..
or kebabs..both are foreign to my diet..
i am human vegetarian...
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