~Kyn~
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Joined: 8/24/2009
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| Oral. Its a man-maker
Posted: 9/18/2009 12:12:17 AM | Have you come across partners like this and what was the outcome?
Twice.
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/18/2009 12:20:03 AM | you can usually tell if a man is good at oral.. by the way he talks.....about issues.. such as woman...
peace  U are so full if shit. | |
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| Ogre. He's a realwanker.
Posted: 9/18/2009 2:21:33 AM |
you can usually tell if a man is good at oral.. by the way he talks.....about issues.. such as woman... peace U are so full if shit.
Ya think?
Oops! Silly question.... obviously you don't.
Otherwise you'd realise you've just supplied proof of the proposition while simultaneously putting yourself in the 'Don't touch wth a ten foot pole' category.
It's not all bad though hey? You've actually done Sydney women a favour. | |
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| Mango, it's an exotic fruit.
Posted: 9/19/2009 2:27:29 AM | Some things leave a bad taste even if you spit them out...
And what's needed then is some way to cleanse an overloaded palate?
And here it is! hahahaa
Courtesy of a local peach... Check it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4LjTqMjNho | |
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| Mango, it's an exotic fruit.
Posted: 9/19/2009 2:50:54 AM | ^^^ and now the fun begins
Felicitations on your returning to orate about cunning linguistics.  | |
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| Mango, it's an exotic fruit.
Posted: 9/20/2009 1:03:18 AM | Tango ... it's an exotic dance . Not to be danced with fruits however . Even mangos , however exotic . It requires discipline and blood , sweat and tears but no fruit juice . It can be danced wirh passion that is tightly restained but not with a tigthly clenched cigar , spoils the image .Afterwards Havanas all round , even for the ladies . | |
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| Mango, it's an exotic fruit.
Posted: 9/20/2009 3:48:00 AM | Peaches, Mangoes, forbidden fruits. Tango and dirty dancin.....forbidden dances...
Pages on a forum about oral, goin out to 68 pages and everyone getting owed one later...
Oral, is it a deal breaker, from what I have read with previous posts ... .apparently not, especially when it is conducted over telephone lines and chat room web cams....
The cunning linguists are not languishing with the master debater skills at all, et al. I mean, has one ever come across a uncunning linguist or a prestidigitator debater, I say yes , when we were young and silly and exploring and experimenting ( not those occasions with open mouth kissing donkeys) which SHOULD be left as a nostalgic event at inappropriate University parties.....
I did have a point to put across to the fellow forumites but since I have that thought currently bereft of existance, I shall run off screaming like a bad Robin Williams Sketch on crack doing The Wizard of Oz...
Ohh look its the LITTLE people, welcome to the Land Of OZ, I can see I have twenty fingers, ooh my GOD I didnt take a breath yet because I cant find the wizard, but look its the oh so wants to be nice Wicked Witch Of The West, look out Dorothy, Oh ILL get you my pretty, help me, help me Im melting, Im melting, saved by the goodly wizard wizard with the purple blue rinse, and the wonderful queen in white, I just wanna smell her DRESS, click your heels, girlie and scream like their is NO place like home......there is no place like home.....................  | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/21/2009 10:53:10 PM | "The nasty is when she's over forty" 
Dear Sir I take major umbrage at that!!! Just shows you do not know what you are talking about!!!
As for a 'deal breaker' - don't know. Depends on what else comes with the package. But if there's nothing else, then yes - it's definitely a deal breaker! Sexual intercourse should be a shared, mutually enjoyable, intimate, at times even spiritual experience between two people. And oral is v e r y enjoyable - especially as one ages and ripens!! | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/21/2009 11:51:09 PM | "Everytime I hear the Spirit..."...old negro slave song .Yes what a a feeling , what an enticing whisper ... the Spirit . But , and this is more on the physical side of the Spirit , you gotta have a body and a bodily experience and then ya hear the spirit singing in your soul ..da da dum . Strange are the workings of whoever laid down these laws .  | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/22/2009 3:54:44 AM | ^^^^^^ Why oh why did you feel the NEED to use the word RIPENS in a conversation to do with oral sex???!!!! Hahahahaha
The baaaaaad memories just came all flooding back. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/23/2009 8:03:32 AM | "^^^^^^ Why oh why did you feel the NEED to use the word RIPENS in a conversation to do with oral sex???!!!! Hahahahaha
The baaaaaad memories just came all flooding back. "
Oh Oh!!! Did I hit a nerve? | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/23/2009 4:45:11 PM | What is good for the goose is good for the gander - or lets all gobble as we meander | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/23/2009 5:18:42 PM | There was something I wanted.....to add... to this??????
Damn!....it was on the tip of my tongue.  | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/23/2009 5:50:50 PM |
Oh Oh!!! Did I hit a nerve?
No you didn't hit a nerve lol.... But I did date an Italian chick once (and have had a few other similar experiences since) and it was from these that the advice;
"Always dip the oil before taking a ride" REALLY made sense. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/23/2009 6:06:25 PM | ^^^Hilly has fingers firmly plugged in ears
Lalalalalalala...not listening.
Young 'un......you are not of an age to even know what it is....let alone be giving us old folk tips! | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/23/2009 7:31:51 PM | 
 LULT
Had to add this bit because it wouldn't let me post such a "short" message as the above. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/23/2009 8:58:50 PM |
I don't get it...
Do a quick finger check before commiting yourself... as she might have
Ripened
Its also so you have a chance to check the conditions of the landing strip to make sure it hasn't turned into the Amazon rainforest or something.
I always get a little bit worried about the "landing strip" look though.... Don't get me wrong, it's my favorite look by far... but I always think they're expecting a 747 and will be dissapointed when I rock up in my little Cessna. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/23/2009 9:33:58 PM | I firmly believe the landing strip look is definately more suited to novice pilots and the younger....umm.....fields they frequent.
Older chicks need more of a helipcopter landing pad (complete with big X). Wouldn't want to do the mutton dressed as lamb thing now would we.
The wind sock is optional though. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/23/2009 10:53:51 PM | Maintain Your Oral Hygiene for Optimum Sex Appeal
By: Dr Sandra Short BDS | Posted: Aug 24th, 2009
The mouth or oral cavity is one of the most important areas of the body, and can in fact be a primary sexual organ, with kissing and oral sex having been enjoyed throughout the history of human kind.
Human indulgence can be greatly enhanced with the sensual use of the mouth and tongue. As it forms a significant part of the body, used for swallowing, mastication, respiration, nurture, comfort and a sense of taste and feel, it is therefore vital that its health is maintained.
The mouth is an ideal incubator for germs and can include over 400 different kinds of bacteria, not to mention viruses, fungi and other pathogens which normally live within its boundaries. This bacterium lives on the food debris, plaque and dead cells in the oral cavity.
There are a number of diseases that can have negative effects on a person’s mouth, and subsequent sex life, which include herpes, colds sores, HPV (Human Papilloma Virus) and throat or oral cancer.
Most infectious diseases have oral symptoms. These may be the first symptoms to occur, however, they are often overlooked or ignored. Early detection and diagnosis can make a tremendous difference in the individual’s life expectancy, since some diseases, including oral cancer, are 90% curable when found early.
Bad breath can also be a major contributing factor in the decline of an individual’s sex life. If there is no action taken to get rid of bad breath, and professional advice is not sought, it can become a serious oral health issue. When bad breath persists, it can be embarrassing and provide a key element in an individual’s inability to maintain a healthy and positive approach to human interaction - sexual or otherwise.
Worrying about a partner smelling and tasting chronic bad breath can take the joy and spontaneity out of sex, as well as inhibiting an ability to clearly interact with friends or acquaintances.
There has been a link established, through ongoing research, which implies that periodontal disease can be a lead in causing heart disease. It is imperative that the mouth is kept in optimum oral health and regular visits to the dentist are established in maintaining a healthy mouth, by eliminating or minimising the occurrence of decay, abscesses, gum disease and infection.
Good oral hygiene care not only improves the cosmetic appeal of the mouth by keeping it clean and well presented, it also is good for overall wellbeing and can help to increase self confidence and improve self esteem.
A Healthy mouth and a healthy body equal a healthy sex life.
About the Author:
Dr Sandra Short is one of the world\\\'s leading implant and cosmetic dentists. In the last three decades, she has earned an international reputation as a pioneer of the most advanced cosmetic dental techniques and technology and treats growing numbers of patients from as far away as the United States and the United Kingdom , as well as the Asia Pacific region and all parts of Australia .
Printed From: http://www.articlesbase.com/dental-care-articles/maintain-your-oral-hygiene-for-optimum-sex-appeal-1154411.html | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/24/2009 12:57:47 AM | ^^^^^ I know... This is why... I am looking for a 40 year old virgin...with no teeth..
Now I know ...............there's a truckload of them out there... but they lie on their profiles...
talking themselves up...
sigh..
there's a reason they're .........40 year old virgins...
yep..they might be disease free.. but.. boring as duck shit...
choices.....choices..
thank gawd for bingo.... and crocheting...
all the sterilisation involved in sex... well.
its hardly worth the effort..
mind you..
back in the old days.. before (theatre) surgery... you were given a flask of whiskey to skull.. to numb the pain.. and whiskey/alcohol.. was pored over any intended ...pentratation of knife.....
seems alcohol.. is still the number 1.. for killing bacteria... and making one numb enough to pursue vigarous.. sexual exploits...
ie ... people get drunk.. take someone home.. do whatever....
gotta love home surgery and all the risks..
nothing like a good oral hygeneist...
that.... used to be a gymnast.. who does yoga... and therefore...technically dosen't need anyone else.. as long as their ...?...is......... this....l....
ohh never mind..
peace | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 9/24/2009 4:46:42 AM |
all the sterilisation involved in sex... well.
its hardly worth the effort..
I know what ya mean. The damn gown gets in the way and the face shield is a nuisance.
But the Nitrous is a hoot and the bed is electric! Best of all though is the endoscope thing with the light on the end of it.
Wow! I never used to watch much TV, but now... interactive entertainment is the way to go!
I am looking for a 40 year old virgin...with no teeth.. Really?... (thinks...)
...gotta love home surgery and all the risks... What a coincidence! That's exactly what I muttered to myself, through clenched gums, this evening as I completed a... ahhh... a certain cosmetic procedure.
Tomorrow I'll return 'Home Dentistry for Beginners' to the library and pick up part 2 of the esoteric masterpiece 'How to Breathe Through Your Ears - Or, Failing That, Die Quietly'.
After that I'm set! With my incredibly long tongue, no teeth, and wheezing through my ears no girl will be able to resist my suavely mumbled invitations... | |
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