| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/7/2009 6:58:10 AM | Here's another Pubic Service Announcement: Pelvic floor exercises greatly reduce the need for adult diapers and allow one to sneeze and cough with gay abandon!
So, I wonder if a strong pelvic floor also reduces the need for a tarp in the bedroom? Or would ya just need to go out and buy an even bigger tarp?
These are the kinds of things I ponder when I have the rare occasion to enjoy 'little lie down'. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/7/2009 7:20:54 AM | | Well...I've heard that strengthening the pelvic floor muscles can help prolong the sexual experience prior to providing a more powerful orgasm so,assuming that the fluids continue to accumulate,I'm thinking scuba gear!! | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/7/2009 5:56:53 PM | Geez lyingcheat I can see you're on the attack once again.................lighten up and get a sense of humour or just leave me alone thanks!!!
If you actually did a survey and asked other women (besides me) you would find they would tell you the same thing.
But hey for whatever reason you just love giving me a hard time so thanks very much................mf. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/7/2009 7:06:37 PM |
Geez lyingcheat I can see you're on the attack once again.................lighten up and get a sense of humour or just leave me alone thanks!!!
Huh? Attack? Again? In your dreams maybe...
But as for the other 'point' - Absolutely! I really must get a sense of humour!
If you actually did a survey and asked other women (besides me) you would find they would tell you the same thing.
I did do a survey, and they all said exactly the opposite. Bad luck.
But hey for whatever reason you just love giving me a hard time so thanks very much................mf. There's no need to thank me, because I never have. Oddly, it seems to be you calling me out by name, making negative judgements and assumptions about me, and generally maligning my character. And all while baselessly accusing me of doing those things.
Wow! If I had a sense of humour... I'd probably laugh. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/7/2009 7:55:09 PM |
If you actually did a survey and asked other women (besides me) you would find they would tell you the same thing.
You poor thing, in these matter life is like a statistical trial, run time after time and I am afraid that you have just been unlucky enough to have always be allocated to the control group and if you are in the control group, well, you just don’t get the treatment. 
Geez lyingcheat I can see you're on the attack once again.
I suppose that‘s one way of trying to arrange to have yourself eaten alive; one way or the other.  | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/7/2009 8:12:31 PM | I am afraid that you have just been unlucky enough to have always be allocated to the control group and if you are in the control group, well, you just don’t get the treatment
Now.. my memory is hazy... or some things are just not memorable..
But I'm fairly sure I've only ever been in the control group.. once..
actually probably more than once.. as the memory of youth fades...
most think they're good at it... most really.. are.. well..
Otherwise.. I ... have experienced.. greatness.....
And boy do you notice the difference..
As I encouraged.. this amazing experience... with encouraging words...obviously
articulating happiness...
HE stops to inform me.. this is why the french earned their reputation as good lovers..
"Thats nice sweetie... but please don't talk with your mouth full"
now is not the time to talk about culture or history...
Fortunately... for me 
He went from the best... to 2nd place .. taking the silver medal....
Knocked out.. by a Gold medalist..... sigh...
starts singing//memories/..like the corner of my........
I'm hoping for a 3rd place bronze.. to present themselves.. before I cark it..
But...
I'm secretly hoping.. someone will come along and knock gold outta first place.. moving my silver to bronze..
ohhhhhh.. niccceeeeeeee.. well we can live and hope..
And my gold taught me.. how to tell........ from how a man speaks.. about women...
who to look out for... and tell the experts from the..... not so... the.. average.. to ...
probably not worth the effort...
so unless the medicores learn this vital mating ritual.. way of ... articulating their expertise..... and having the expertise... well...
some talents may go unexplored...overlooked.. ..
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/7/2009 8:39:10 PM |
unless the medicores learn this vital mating ritual.. way of ... articulating their expertise..... and having the expertise... well... some talents may go unexplored...overlooked.. ..
Sigh...I guess its back to the remedial reading class for me. 
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/7/2009 11:35:42 PM |
so unless the medicores learn this vital mating ritual.. way of ... articulating their expertise..... and having the expertise... well...
some talents may go unexplored...overlooked.. ..
Sounds like time for another one of nana's life lessons...
**gathers around the fireplace with hot chocolate and marshmallows** | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/8/2009 12:34:50 AM |
Well...I've heard that strengthening the pelvic floor muscles can help prolong the sexual experience prior to providing a more powerful orgasm
And there was me thinking I only did them to stop me peeing my pants when I get excited......who would have guessed!  | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/8/2009 1:43:50 AM | **gathers around the fireplace with hot chocolate and marshmallows**
well.. I'ts good to see you grasshopper.. your presence has been noted and duly missed.. hope your world is going nicely for you..
Alas.. you might of missed a few pages?.. we covered teaching youngins.. the peach method..
and why secret womens business.. we don't devolge such signs..... to protect women.. from the fake..manipulaters etc.. who mask ... the signals guys give off..
leading many a poor womon astray/hurt..(read back we discussed it on this thread)
the male elders.. need to teach the young man.. how to please a women.. (not nannas)..
and how a women will know.. that a man can please her..
yes... keeping a woman happy.. is perhaps one of the golden rules.. in a successful.. relationship..
but each women is different.. also...(and don't worry too much about being compared.. cause quite frankly.. if she has never experienced the best.. well.. she dosen't know what she is missing..)
And if she has been in a long drought....well... any water is good.. nods....
I will say this.. confidence in anything you know you do well..
is very attractive.. in any field..(and swap the marsmallows to a peach for practice.. scroll back a few pages.. its there)
the art of the aussie kiss.. a kiss down under..
well practise makes perfect..
looking at a women..like she is the most beautiful creature on this earth.. (even if she dosen't believe it..herself.. and even if as ugly as a hat full of .. )
is an art a gift.. and never to be confused with.. a sleazy.. apprasial..look..
ohh yes the art of seduction is exactly that..an art
but not that i know re men.. (would like a female seductress to teach me actually)
but I do.. know when men do it.. its an artform.. and its genuine... thats the key....being real....
Sigh...I guess its back to the remedial reading class for me
bangs head on keyboard.. sighs/groans.. throws hands in the air...
i imagine you with a real life women.. with a book in one hand.. whilst glancing at her occassionally.. with exhibit..b.. slot A goes into slot.. B.. etc..
the mind/ heart/the soul.. is where we express .... love/intimacy.. not books...
(unless its home surgery.. then its ok.. im all for that)
you aint putting a barbie together... ha .. ha ..ha..
your not doing a airplane model... which bit goes with this bit..etc..
you gotta feelllllllllllllllllllll..it.. some things .. a book can give you the theory/logic.. but by crikey... sometimes you take that knowledge and just wing it...
ie you know.. what responses theoretically will occur from certain anatomy../biology..
etc...
but.. unless you can enact upon it... .. then... its not supposed to be clinical
take the surgical gloves off.. and risk ..pleasure...
like yes...... there are erronous zones,.. but you dont push em on a women.. like your programming a dvd player or microwave.. etc...ok i just pushed the nipple.. her response will be? (dunno what did the book say).. i push the next button on the women.. (nope no movement.. etc)
to me the skin.. the largest body organ.. is the canvas of all pleasure.. touched rightly.. hmmmmmmmmmm
back to the peaches...
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/8/2009 2:33:22 AM | | One only need watch how a woman pleases herself, no books necessary, yet words- Oh my | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/8/2009 2:45:21 AM | ^^^Sh1t...you must have a well bendy neck then!  
As for this....
Would the same be so for rimming???
Trust someone to lower the tone!
In my opinions bums should come with built in stop signs and perpetually red traffic lights. Its a one way system. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/8/2009 5:18:04 PM | well.. I'ts good to see you grasshopper..
Thanks. 
One only need watch how a woman pleases herself
Your prescription of lesbian porn is duly noted...
(like I needed an excuse)
But isn't that just for beginners?
[shameless self advertising]
I thought there were techniques that women cannot do for themselves... after all, it's physically impossible to rip off bedsheets, clutch onto pillows and do the unspeakable with only two hands. And what about when she tenses up so hard that your fingers are tender for days? One cannot stop at the critical moment just because one's fingers are being crushed.
Oral isn't an art. It's a full contact sport.
[/shameless self advertising] | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/8/2009 6:24:44 PM |
And what about when she tenses up so hard that your fingers are tender for days? One cannot stop at the critical moment just because one's fingers are being crushed.
Oral isn't an art. It's a full contact sport.
[/shameless self advertising]
OHH Dear.... sounds like you have been dating the vice squad...
lucky they don't have teeth..hey?
That could be sorta dangerous...
grasshopper.. Im worried now... Please keep a ph close by to you.. in all sporting activities.. .... just in case you need to call the rescue squad...
and there is nothing wrong with self marketing./... ...
knowing your good points/qualities.. and your bad point/qualities.. is just being truthful.. real..even...
now I'm going to have a nice cuppa tea and a nana nap..
wait to the girls at bingo hear about this...
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/8/2009 8:36:37 PM |
But isn't that just for beginners?
shameless self advertising
I was actually referring to prior comments in this thread where some men confessed as to having no clue how to please a woman orally. I was simply suggesting watching her self -pleasure may be a good start. To tell the truth I haven't struck many men that are indeed skilled at oral sex despite professing great prowess. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/8/2009 8:52:38 PM | ^^^
To tell the truth I haven't struck many men that are indeed skilled at oral sex despite professing great prowess.
I am sorry, but as I have already explained, most women are going to end up in the control group, that doesn't get the treatment. For god sake I am only the one person and I just can't get to everyone. | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/8/2009 9:01:10 PM | To tell the truth I haven't struck many men that are indeed skilled at oral sex despite professing great prowess.
Well. before POF.. ..(forums?)I've never(except for 1) had a guy say he was good at oral...
That's not how I can tell.... from how a man speaks...about women....
that would be him..speaking about him...
Except for 1 guy.... he reckons he was as good as.... my gold.. would of been...
(mind you he was trying to convince me.. I'd like being with him...)
and his ex just happened to be there.. during the convo.. and she confirmed/backed him up that he was indeed a master..
but who knows..
I never went there...
edit.. but I'm starting to think.. I must live in a highly skilled part of the world...ha ha
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/8/2009 10:10:02 PM |
I must live in a highly skilled part of the world...ha ha
lol- I was thinking of putting my house on the market- what are land prices like up there?
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/9/2009 12:24:07 AM | I must live in a highly skilled part of the world...ha ha
lol- I was thinking of putting my house on the market- what are land prices like up there?
ohh I wouldn't move.. it's a virtual puddle..drought.. (but I don't go out much.. and those that are skilled have aged..... settled down... with women.. ohh say 10-15 years younger than them?... I personally would not of done long term with any of them....)..the other is up far nrth qsl..
well perhaps.. I shoulda put that in past tense.. (been a few years)...
as in statistical..re others experiences...
not seen.. any new talent..(gold) since ww2..(dosent mean its not here.. but damn.. you can't go 2nds.. well I don't.. )
but if anything new comes on the market.. I'll let you know..
bad thing about a small town.. is.. you sorta know most people....
you really can't ...get involved with a girlsfriend ex.. well i dont..
if he is new.. well ... it's his choice.. if a few like him.... can't help that....
A relationship..though.. hmmm. .... i mean gold is obvious.. so most women.. are intereted in them also.. (well usually my experience.. once the women start chasing him...I shrug.....I tend to just walk away.. )
not sure.. .. re long term.... whether I'd choose gold.. based on gold..
I much prefer compatability/harmony..etc.. and not having other women chase my guy..
but that's me...
sighs..
But if I see/hear of anything..... I'll certainly let you know...
but I'm first on the list....
trust me... ive waited longggggggggg...enough..
as for charm/persona.. re men.... I think of casanova...
and it's only my perception...on it..
but.. IT seems to me.. he had the women..thing I'm talking about..... he also had the charm... but it was'nt empty charm..cause.. well he had the goods to back it up
ie.. I couldn't imagine him bragging....
My perception.. is.. he earnt a reputation.. by word of mouth?..orally..perhaps..
amongst women?..... ... who told her girlfriend etc..etc...
and history would show?.... he obviously.. had the skill/talent of loving/pleasuring women.....he didn't need to brag..... or tout his abilities...
case study...
He just was..... and women responded......
his story.. I think probably alerts most guys.. to.. how to....not keep a women.. but certainly attract them...
"Racecar driving is like sex, all men think we're good at it"
- Jay Leno
Well ..yes we said that pages ago.... most guys think they're good..
but the proof is in the .........ohh never mind..
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
Posted: 10/9/2009 2:37:48 AM |
I think of casanova...
and it's only my perception...on it..
but.. IT seems to me.. he had the women..thing I'm talking about..... he also had the charm... but it was'nt empty charm
Well Casanova was without doubt a man of his times and consequently given to what we would consider, with good cause, to be misogyny. It is also true that he was a philanderer, certainly not the marrying kind, but to me the important thing, the thing that stands out is that he loved women and the women her loved in one way or the other were his friends often for decades after the more intimate aspects of their relationship had ended. Perhaps these three quotes from his memoirs will give you some insight into his soul.
“Without speech, the pleasure of love is diminished by at least two-thirds.”
“After all, a beautiful woman without a mind of her own leaves her lover with no resource after he had physically enjoyed her charms.”
“I know that I have lived because I have felt, and, feeling giving me the knowledge of my existence, I know likewise that I shall exist no more when I shall have ceased to feel,” | |
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| Oral...is it a dealbreaker?
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