| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/19/2009 6:45:49 AM |
"Is it in yet?"
"Only got one fist inside. I'm putting in my second."
"Oh, are you finished?"
"I feel I'm having another stiff log for the vag poop."
"Hey, let's change positions to doggie-style so we both can watch the TV"
"Good idea. What you wanna watch the tape of me with your sister or with your mom?" | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/19/2009 1:45:19 PM |
"Oh god baby lick that p-ussy baby, f-uck just eat my p-ussy!"
"Oh sh-it baby, give me that**** mmm f-uck, it is so hard and big in me, give me it!"
"OH BABY, put it in my dirty hot asssssss!!!!!!!!"
"Is that all you have you dirty pig you?"
"WOW, do you think that hot dirty c-ock of yours wants to blow its load all over my pretty face???"
Holy shit, weeeely!!!!! ....Me finks someone has watched way too much porn. . .
who says you have to spout off random shit anyway? What happened to moans, groans and "Oh Gods" bwahahahaha....... sigh.....
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/19/2009 1:59:36 PM | | "Gee Honey, I was gonna pull out but the phone rang and it startled me." - George Carlin | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/19/2009 2:17:41 PM |
"Oh god baby lick that p-ussy baby, f-uck just eat my p-ussy!"
"Oh sh-it baby, give me that**** mmm f-uck, it is so hard and big in me, give me it!"
"OH BABY, put it in my dirty hot asssssss!!!!!!!!"
"Is that all you have you dirty pig you?"
"WOW, do you think that hot dirty c-ock of yours wants to blow its load all over my pretty face???"
lmao i really didn't expect any one to say anything dirty, but damn i might actually use some of that stuff | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/19/2009 2:32:15 PM | Well, you are still young and may be a bit shy. You will eventually come out of your shell when the 'right one' turns you out!
" Do you like this tight wet pu$$y? I'm gonna sit on your mouth and drown you with my c^m!" | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/19/2009 2:45:03 PM | | dirty talk is hard to do because you're basically telling the guy stuff he already knows. f-ck that ****! dude i'm already f-cking it... I'm so wet and horny! DURR I know that! so you need to take the dirty talk to a whole new level. When I'm having sex with a chick, I give her the Real Dirty Talk. I'm all like baby i'm gonna marry you after this. Or to make things really steamy I'll tell her I'm never going to cheat. and when i'm on top i say babe, i wanna take care of your baby. girls love that | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/19/2009 3:18:21 PM | | "Sir, it would be so honourable of you to place your manhood in an appropriate spot. Someplace warm and moist would be acceptable. I believe I have the time if you do." | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/19/2009 4:03:03 PM | I actually saw this on a T-shirt...
"Whip me, beat me, bite me, f*** me like the dirty pig that I am. Come all over my body. Tell me that you love me and then GET THE F*** OUT!"
Now there, ladies & gentlemen is a woman you want to take home to Mom! | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/20/2009 7:41:38 AM | | "I want your c--k" in my mouth, in my p--y, in my ass, as well as "I want you to c-m in my ____"...does it for me. | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/20/2009 9:36:03 AM | Use your own imagination. If you're using going to use what people say then you'll get bored with it yourself. I could be wrong but I'll stick by my statement
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/20/2009 10:04:57 AM | lol. actually when some women try to talk "dirt" while having sex i find its a bit of a turn off.. i wish they would all just shut up and take it!
lol but seriously.. when a women is screaming F@CK ME! its not exactly a turn on.... | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/20/2009 10:42:37 AM |
dirty talk is hard to do because you're basically telling the guy stuff he already knows. f-ck that ****! dude i'm already f-cking it... I'm so wet and horny! DURR I know that! so you need to take the dirty talk to a whole new level. When I'm having sex with a chick, I give her the Real Dirty Talk. I'm all like baby i'm gonna marry you after this. Or to make things really steamy I'll tell her I'm never going to cheat. and when i'm on top i say babe, i wanna take care of your baby. girls love that
WTF? I am assuming that was a joke?..... | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/20/2009 12:37:41 PM |
"Is it in yet?"
brad29483: IN? Hell, I am done already and in the living room watching TV.
^^^Dayummmmmmm....LMAO!!!!! | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/20/2009 7:14:27 PM | | that's so sweet. I felt exactly like that and it was the best that it ever could be. | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/20/2009 7:16:18 PM | | Please make sure the other person is into this. I would be offended by almost everything in here.... | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/20/2009 7:56:09 PM | Here's a list of things you shouldn't say in bed"
"beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
"Did you remember to lock the front door?"
"Who's on Letterman tonight?"
"I shouldn't have eaten that burrito for lunch."
^^^I swear, my ex and I were going at it, and she said "this reminds me, we need bread and milk from the store..." | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/20/2009 10:41:38 PM | | if you are reading off a script then just keep quiet, the idea would be for it to be free form in the moment type shit...while you are at it why dont you just fake your orgasm? you dont have to talk dirty unless you feel it and want to do it.....just my opinion..good luck doll | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/21/2009 12:41:45 AM |
When I cum I always say "now that's a spicy meatball"
Holy shyt that was funny. | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/22/2009 12:14:49 PM | | As Obi-Wan said "Luke, let go, use the force". It has to be spontaneous and natural. Just let go with your wild self. | |
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| excuse me darling
Posted: 8/22/2009 12:26:06 PM | | sorry to ask you this but could you please cough as loud as you could... | |
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| dirty things to say in bed
Posted: 8/23/2009 2:06:10 PM |
^^^I swear, my ex and I were going at it, and she said "this reminds me, we need bread and milk from the store..."
What the HELL were you doing that reminded her of bread and milk...???????  | |
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