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Posted: 8/31/2009 11:47:04 AM | ^^^ mo-mo
Ever been present when a fellow has had his penis trapped by his fly.........
Oweeee! It is definitely worse to have zipper marks on a pecker than to have pecker marks on a zipper. | |
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Posted: 8/31/2009 5:22:47 PM | yeah...what SHE said! that's what i meant...it was supposed to be a compliment and a sly dig at the same time...sigh...well, all can surmise is this point is that men are men, but some sheep are definitely nervous...baa-aa-aa-aa 
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Posted: 8/31/2009 7:03:05 PM | no but i will eat sheep if there's nothing handier...just make sure you throw it live off the end of the pier...LOL
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Posted: 8/31/2009 7:16:29 PM | | The movie 'Teeth' comes to mind whenever this thread creeps back up to the top of the list... | |
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Posted: 9/1/2009 5:35:54 AM | ^^^^ Now,,,THAT'S just mean.
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Posted: 9/1/2009 8:12:41 AM | The movie 'Teeth' comes to mind whenever this thread creeps back up to the top of the list...
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Posted: 9/1/2009 10:04:32 AM | | I believe it is called Vagina Denata.... One would hope they are vagina dentures and can be removed for more "welcomed visitors" | |
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Posted: 9/1/2009 12:37:56 PM | | You need that new "lower body armor'" Dakota. Kevlar condoms. | |
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Posted: 9/1/2009 12:44:29 PM |
You need that new "lower body armor'" Dakota. Kevlar condoms
Kevlar is useful in bullet-resistant body armour but offers little protection against punctures from stabbing weapons. | |
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Posted: 9/1/2009 1:26:53 PM | you can say what you like (toothy grin) but eventually even the most cowardly, whimpering ball-clutchers have to let go of them and fall asleep...LOL...come on COME ON can't anybody in the world take a joke anymore? (i don't UNDERSTAND...i'm just going to sit, here, filing my teeth into even sharper points, and try to figure out where it all went so horribly wrong...)
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Posted: 9/1/2009 4:12:28 PM |
.come on COME ON can't anybody in the world take a joke anymore?
maybe some are a bit clammed up, hiding their sparkling bleach white beaver chompers
we'll just have to wait until they floss | |
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Posted: 9/1/2009 4:15:22 PM |
Either that, or, ya squeeze your D I C K into a steel pipe for extra added protection.
finally something in common the guy appreciates stainless steel | |
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Posted: 9/1/2009 4:32:05 PM | hee hee HEEEEEEE...excellent! just TRY to pry that steel out of my cold, dead hands...i have a humble question...what the he!! happened to all the Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers out there? sadly we seem to be left with Lip Draggers and Ball Clutchers...LOL
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Posted: 9/1/2009 4:49:15 PM | | Would you like me to answer that in a lengthy intellectual discourse including how many angles dance on the head of a pin? Oh never mind. CHOW. P.S. oh I mean P.M.S. (sorry) Am I a lip dragger or a ball clutcher? | |
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Posted: 9/1/2009 5:35:47 PM | neither...and that's "angels dance of the head of a pin" abacus...but never mind (sigh) i don't need my minions to be intelligent, just devoted
The PMS Most Misunderstood Female in the Western World (thank God for rye and 7 up!) Poster | |
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Posted: 9/3/2009 7:33:59 PM | ^I understand what you are getting at but it is really easy to confuse posters here and they love to go off topic. Don't sweat the small stuff.
 This thread has really been derailed. | |
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Posted: 9/3/2009 8:26:16 PM | | She called me a douchebag, punched me in my dink, then tried to make it all better by baking me a cake. | |
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Posted: 9/3/2009 8:33:36 PM | And who pray tell is "She"
Inquiring minds want to know...
PS ... I love a man who can bench press a cat 
*edit* And trust me, I would not "make it all better" by baking you a cake | |
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Posted: 9/4/2009 2:27:06 PM | it was a lemon cake with a black satin owl in licorice right on the top, for God's sake! i apologized and everything - what do men WANT these days? i don't understand...:frustrated:
The PMS "Let Them Have Cake" Failure  | |
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Posted: 9/4/2009 2:33:12 PM | They want to be one your Minions! I don`t mind being your Minion, at least you are PRETTY and looks like you can BAKE too! The perfect woman? | |
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Posted: 9/4/2009 9:48:21 PM | | Won't touch this one kiddo. Hotdog and the bun cartoon. | |
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Posted: 9/5/2009 1:50:28 AM | | That cat weighs well in excess of 200 lbs so bench pressing her is no mean feat. | |
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Posted: 9/5/2009 1:03:56 PM |
The perfect woman?
The minions are catching on...Perhaps to avoid the penis fly trap ?
I do not get how cake got involved in this scenario
Quite possible " Fruitcakes" should play with the Penis fly trap | |
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Posted: 9/5/2009 4:55:20 PM | | Minions worship a perfect woman who can bake and dresses in a turban AND PVC! | |
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