| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/5/2009 1:50:28 AM | | That cat weighs well in excess of 200 lbs so bench pressing her is no mean feat. | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/5/2009 1:03:56 PM |
The perfect woman?
The minions are catching on...Perhaps to avoid the penis fly trap ?
I do not get how cake got involved in this scenario 
Quite possible " Fruitcakes" should play with the Penis fly trap | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/5/2009 4:55:20 PM | Minions worship a perfect woman who can bake and dresses in a turban AND PVC! | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/6/2009 5:44:02 PM | i have FOUND the Penis Fly Trap! Treat men like minions, while wearing a turban, baking a cake, and carrying an AK47...thank you! how cool is that? 
The PMS Ayatollah | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/6/2009 9:44:54 PM | ^^^^^^
glad you found a way to impress and control your minions..still having issues with mine..something about wanting jewellery ,respect and holidays in a warm place in the winter.....wtf....talk about penis fly traps | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/7/2009 12:12:16 AM | no it's not (there, there calm yourself unit!) it was a play on words designed to initiate discussion on how women feel the power of men just as surely as men do women - and get just as frustrated by the dynamics of same. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLIMENT TO MEN WAKE UP FOR GOD'S SAKE OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH A LIGHTENING BOLT!
The PMS "I'll Never Understand Men, God Bless 'Em" Super Hero(ine) | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/7/2009 1:17:32 AM | ^^^WOW Sexy !
I like your new outfit, does it come complete with a cute little fluffy tail ?
I hear this is the place tonite ! Is your trap large enough for "Big Willy"?
Big Willy has been responsible for more than a few cases of lock-jaw! Most gals leave with a satisfied smile, but they're usually walkin funny too, a little worse for wear. | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/7/2009 2:10:39 AM | i hear the voice of my minion! calling across a desert wasteland...good thing i lost the turban...don't worry meatie i'll save you! i have superhuman powers now...
SuperHo (Ho De Doh - thank you) | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/7/2009 3:46:09 AM | | I belive it is us men that have been brainwashed to belive that and any guy who does think that way need to learn some new tricks. | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/8/2009 12:32:48 PM | penis fly trap/venus fly trap, not much difference.
I've been following this thread for a bit now... great point made with my favourite type of humor. My opinion, is that weeding the posers out is the challenge, once they are out of the picture you're left with a few good ones to pick from. Sadly there are too many who think they are intelligent and need to tell you (referring to both sexes) how they are great in bed and in the kitchen, blah blah blah, on closer look at their profiles they are a contradiction in black on white. It's entertaining reading how someone can be 'spiritual' and believe in 'eye foe an eye' and want to smell the blood of animals being tortured. You would think we had evolved farther than the desire for carnal knowledge, although it has it's place. | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/9/2009 10:13:52 AM | Sorry to read Ur still in Identity Crisis OP.
..."""we've been brainwashed as a species ie women for years by this bs. men are dangerous."""
Ummmm...men aren't dangerous, take ownership, it's one own's self who is dangerous.
Embrace your bisexuality
U M | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/9/2009 11:26:35 AM | embrace THIS! lol...amazing how brave people are when they are on-line and not standing in front of me...if you read slowly and carefully you would see that i extend a compliment to mankind (plus a bit of a tongue-in-cheek dig) but certainly nothing negative, on any level - sorry you missed the Reading and Comprehension segment of your education. p.s. i look forward to meeting you someday in person to discuss my "bi-sexuality" further and at length (while i kick your azz around the block) 
The PMS "I Don't Know about You But i've Heard Enough BS" Poster | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/9/2009 11:48:14 AM |
Embrace your bisexuality
Yet another man on the site that assumes every female is bisexual....... just to keep that fantasy of theirs alive..........
***insert such men into penis fly trap | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/9/2009 12:29:48 PM |
Yet another man on the site that assumes every female is bisexual
We aren't?  | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/9/2009 12:47:53 PM |
... that assumes every female is bisexual.
Sometimes I get the impression that some women are asexual, deny sharing of sexual pleasures with anyone but themselves (and their "Steely Dan").  | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/10/2009 9:45:21 AM | Yet another man on the site that assumes every female is bisexual
We aren't?
SHHHH RW no point on advertising lol
Now that we cant have favorites competitions anymore lol
VVV Can i come on your next date Pretty please ? | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/10/2009 9:48:24 AM | Thanks to thread title, for entertainment.. I am going to buy myself a venus fly trap and dare my next date to stick his *ahem* in it's trap
**pops popcorn** | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/10/2009 10:55:40 AM | ""while i kick your azz around the block""
...and I was extending a compliment to your womanhood OP...nothing negative, on any level - so.....sorry you missed the Reading and Comprehension segment of your own education.
Straight men are basic
Gay men are female
Straight and Gay women are female | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/10/2009 2:00:01 PM | Dear Uncle Max Butt Crack
is THAT all you got? LOOOOOOL!
oh it's not even worth responding to 
better get back on your estrogen
The PMS "I Know You Are But What Am I?" Queen of Scorn  | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/10/2009 3:39:27 PM |
i'm tired of hearing about how the seat of power lies between a woman's legs
.....this is news to me.....but hey... not a bad myth to perpetuate eh? | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/10/2009 6:28:49 PM | Ok i figured it out...you two are best buds.
...thanks for asking me but i'm not worthy .... 'cause no matter how much estrogen I inject, my ovaries won't come back...I'll never be female enough for either of you.
U M | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 9/10/2009 6:54:49 PM | Dear Uncle Max Head Boom -
Don't be a Strap On Fool! obviously that one flew right over your head...not hard since still lodged firmly up your AZZZZZZ! wheeeeeee!
The PMS "Hairnet and Handbag" Hunter | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 10/29/2009 2:48:36 AM | | Hmm iQ over 160 = can kill your mind with few words = destroy your point of view in milliseconds = boredom by a she-devil in a female body .Hides her PMS horns well . That lets out her penis fly trap with a brand new fly trap thread . HAha Not touching this thread . Gonna sit on the side and watch the trap do its work . Composted | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 10/29/2009 3:34:02 AM | you can kill what with WHAT? LOL!!! well that's an amusing claim from someone who writes "boredom by a she-devil in a female body". WTF does THAT mean? are you confused? well i guess i shouldn't be surprised - he who signs off as "Composted" cannot be expected to be the sharpest tool in the shed...LOL
The PMS Eviscerator (bring it Bog Dog - i grow weary of passive aggressive bearded claims with short**** and long balls and no pubic-trimming implements!)
why not just keep that grooming problem in your pants? why grow it on your face? UGH! | |
|
| penis fly trap
Posted: 10/29/2009 5:36:51 AM | Hmm iQ over 160 = can kill your mind with few words = destroy your point of view in milliseconds = boredom by a she-devil in a female body .Hides her PMS horns well . That lets out her penis fly trap with a brand new fly trap thread .
I thought you would have caught that one . ITS YOU worse than ever . From someone looking in . At your word traps . you have a nice day now . | |
|
Home
login 
