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| Best worst pick-up lines
Posted: 9/27/2009 8:01:07 PM | Worst: over heard my brother using this one... you're so hot I would siphon a fart from your @ss
Best: guy walked up to me, licked his finger, gently touched his shirt sleeve then reached out and touched my shirt sleeve... smiled at me and said "what do you say we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes"
I laughed so hard I almost cried. I didn't go home with him but he got points for originality. | |
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| Best worst pick-up lines
Posted: 9/29/2009 10:01:32 AM | Ya I have one lol its pretty funny.
" Do you wanna get some Pizza and ****? (No) What you Dont Like Pizza?" | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 10:21:45 AM | For ladies...
(use finger to brush something invisible off of a man's mouth..)
Man says: What are you doing?
Your reply: Sorry, I was just cleaning my seat for later.
LMAO!!!!!! I know it's a bit racy but you have to admit it's pretty funny! | |
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Posted: 10/1/2009 10:18:00 AM | OMG that was awesome! ok so here is one that someone asked me one time
HIM: Are you greek?
ME: Uh no why?
HIM: Because I thought all goddesses were Greek.
OR
Are you in the right place I thought the miss united states pageant was over there
Do you like to ride horses?
Yes
Good cus im hung like a horse...
I will think of more lol | |
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shlab
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Joined: 9/24/2009
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| Best worst pick-up lines
Posted: 10/5/2009 9:02:22 PM | Once I was at the Cellar for Planet Love, and this is what a guy said to me.
Him: What's going on here?
Me: If you think someone is hot, you write a note to their number and it goes up on that board.
Him: Well YOU're hot.
Awkward.
One I find hilarious:
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled? Fertilized?
Or:
Let's talk tomorrow. Should I call you or roll over? | |
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Posted: 10/7/2009 5:24:23 PM | I thought this one was funny
I'm an astronaut on a mission from NASA to explore Uranus. | |
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| Best worst pick-up lines
Posted: 10/8/2009 10:46:40 AM | This was My Worst Line...ever given to me!
When I was 19 I was in NYC for spring break while walking down the city streets during the day ,a man walked by and leaned in as he went past and said...
"I wanna fuk you standing up!"
Well that was the equivalent of a hit and run....I was warned about New Yorkers .....but damn! | |
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