| | Ive got big balls!Page 2 of 3 (1, 2, 3) | Deerdog hmm didnt know jock straps came in industrial strengh. But hey at least you didnt trip over your boys playing basketball. I guess it is a good thing you didnt take up playing football getting tackled would be hard on your boys not to mention the tight uniform pants. Track would probably be out of the question too with the barely there shorts. Also swimming as speedos leave very little to the imagination.
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Posted: 9/14/2009 12:34:58 AM | "Too many guys without balls are posting here."
And your excuse is?...
"During oral I make sure to pay special attention to a boyfriend's boys too.
Use my mouth and both hands during oral. The size of a guy's balls doesn't matter to me, but I like 'em smooth. For a handjob, gotta use both hands. Fun to play with indeed. "
This is the smartest woman alive!!!! I'm in love! | |
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Posted: 9/14/2009 3:32:00 AM |
You are so creative. You should have a blog. You'd be so good at it.
awww yall noticed ..yea I do tend to get creative in my posts ... but they do have origin in facts .... I just like to add a bit of humor ..or arrange the facts where they are interesting to read ... I dont have time for a blog ...so my attempts to be cute will have to remain confined to these forums ... | |
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Posted: 9/14/2009 5:16:58 AM | so my attempts to be cute will have to remain confined to these forums ...
Ahhh...how lucky we are!
How big are we talking here?
Peach,Orange or Grapefruit sized?
I like 'em plum to clementine sized myself.
Just enough to fit in my mouth and twirl around gently without gagging.
Off topic...but my b/f has 'plums' and when we have sex they HIDE inside of him.
If I can get my hands/mouth on them beforehand...I'm more than happy to show them some lovin'.But I find myself pushing them down from his lower abdomen just to say "hi".
What's up with that? Never seen that happen before.
I also wonder...has any man ever had a surgical BALL LIFT done here?
I don't enjoy large,hanging,hairy,ass slappers myself.
OH...and isn't 'tea bagging' when a man dangles them in your face,not when a woman sucks on them?
I had that done to me in a Gay Club once....those ripped BOYS sure know how to straddle a bar and a railing!
there aint no hair in my shorts just a lot of nuts
Ya' know what's missing in this forum?
PHOTO POSTING OPTIONS! | |
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Posted: 9/14/2009 5:46:11 AM | I knew someone had some balls here!
You know the saying...A picture is worth a thousand words! | |
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Posted: 9/14/2009 6:37:19 AM | Ya' know....ya' missed that boat.
But before I landed myself the perfect guy here,
I was way game for that!
Sorry Charley.I'm so loyal...I deleted ALL my pictures.
So that just means...they are still in my old 'hard' drive.
I hope you grew a little since 6th grade though! lol
Go ahead....call me a PT! lol
Being in a relationship changes everything for me though.
He stopped sending naked pictures to others....so, so did i.
I was really just curious what HUGE HAIRLESS balls looked like. | |
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Posted: 9/14/2009 7:50:20 AM |
do women care what they look/feel like?Like 'em big/small/or dont give a damn?Smooth or natural?
i love balls. i think they're great. and i do like the way they look. something exciting in the way the whole package looks together. i prefer when they hang a little bit loose, its easier to suck them into your mouth... dont care much about the size as long as they're not miniature... NO HAIRY BALLS! even just nicely trimmed is good...
maybe mine is a fetish?? i'm constantly grabbing my bf's package  | |
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Posted: 9/14/2009 11:48:12 AM | | never been able to look at my own the same since I heard a comedian mention that god must have had a whole bunch of left over elbow skin to wrap them in.... | |
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Posted: 9/14/2009 4:41:55 PM | Personally, I don't care if your balls are big or small.... as long as you've got some.
Smooth is always better though! Nobody wants to have a mouth full of pubes when you're down there licking/sucking. Same goes for the base of the shaft. Please keep it tidy guys! I find it quite unappealing if a guy has a bug bushy package. I like to be able to see what I'm getting into...  | |
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Posted: 9/14/2009 5:37:44 PM |
How big are we talking here?
Peach,Orange or Grapefruit sized?
I was really just curious what HUGE HAIRLESS balls looked like.
closer like I said I just have to take the women who have seen them at their word ...I dont have any comparison data ... they are just a touch bigger than lemons well they are longer than lemons you know kinda kidney shaped ...but sense you dont like them hanging down guess im out of luck .... though the boys are about the size of lemons they are in a bag that could hold baseballs easy .... except when I am cold then it shrinks so tight that they actually hurt a bit ...I guess the guys who have smaller ones are lucky I have seen porn where the guy looked like he didnt even have any ..they were up inside of him when his bag was taunt .... well mine wont go up inside me so they just get squeezed and blue .... gosh yall needed all this info didnt you ...lol ...well I am just going to think of it like the women who have a large floppy labia ... some may think its ugly ..I just consider it more real estate in my erogenous zone | |
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Posted: 9/14/2009 5:53:40 PM | I did manage never to dribble the wrong ball while playing basket ball..with the help of a industrial strength jock strap ...
Hahaha....... 
I'm sure your balls are just fine deerdog. Who really cares if the hang low or sit tight. They're all beautiful!! | |
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Posted: 9/14/2009 6:18:59 PM | Balls are gross especially big long dangly ones! Ugh!! I mean really although I do pay attention to them when warrented I prefer not to look at them!!
I thank God the ones I will see for the rest of my life are perfect and really nice looking!!  | |
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Posted: 9/15/2009 3:36:52 AM | | Actually tea bagging is when the guy is straddling your face enough to "tea bag" his balls in your mouth like a tea bag in a cup. | |
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Posted: 9/15/2009 4:14:07 AM | Once again........size does matter!!!
Too big.....and one can't woller them around in her mouth.....
Too little......well......they're just no fun!!
and the low hanging ones are good for a few things.....as in slapping against Miss Puss
when doing it doggy style!! | |
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Posted: 9/15/2009 10:36:50 AM |
Peach,Orange or Grapefruit sized?
I will have trouble walking with them that big. Some times I hurt mine just from walking around. | |
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Posted: 9/15/2009 6:28:58 PM |
This thread is too funny.
"Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Come on baby and I'll show you a good time"
Is it midnight yet? 
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Posted: 9/15/2009 6:38:13 PM | After reading this post i suddenly feel like singing the big balls song....  | |
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Posted: 9/15/2009 7:17:40 PM |
Do you WAX them? lol
closer ..I think I have said enough in this thread ...dont you ..LOL...well i cant help it you asked ..and I got the balls to answer ...LOL
you know its kinda funny ... I have a lot of body hair ...especially in certain areas ... when I did have a forest down there it was long thick and curly ..were talking a brush pile down there ..but like i said that was in the eighties ... but on the boys ... I just dont have many hairs .. just a few here and there ..which i either clip when im manscaping the clear cut above ..or i just jerk them out one at a time when I notice one ..other than that the tea bags are smooth and silky ...I got to shut up now ..the whole damn world knows all about my balls | |
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Posted: 9/15/2009 8:28:22 PM | There is a correlation between testicular size and sperm volume, as well as testosterone levels. There is a wide range that is considered within normal limits.
Very small testicles are associated with hypogonadism, and low testosterone levels.
This can be a problem.
Large testicles have been associated with high testosterone levels. I won't open that can of worms.
Give me a nice average sized set of balls, and I will be happy. I like them smooth. I like them in my hand and in my mouth.
I must be mentally sick. I am thinking of Dr Seuss rhymes.
Do you like them smooth as silk?
Do you like them with your milk?
Do you like them in your hand?
Do you like them small or grand?
Do you like them in your mouth?
Do you like them going south?
Yes I like them smooth as silk.
Yes I like them with my milk.
Yes I like them in my hand.
Yes I like them small or grand.
Yes I like them in my mouth.
Yes I like them going south.
Yes I like his balls and d1ck,
Sam you am, you little pr1ck.
Enough creativity for one night. Now I am going to bed, hopefully without dreaming of Green Eggs and Ham, Sam I Am, the cat in the hat. I would not mind dreaming about my boyfriends balls. | |
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Posted: 9/15/2009 8:47:34 PM | | Morphed from AC/DC to Dr.Suess.What more can ya ask? | |
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Posted: 9/15/2009 9:35:14 PM | I've always relied on my Moose Balls to get me what I wanted.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 5:37:53 AM |
closer ..I think I have said enough in this thread ...dont you ..LOL...well i cant help it you asked ..and I got the balls to answer ...LOL
you know its kinda funny ... I have a lot of body hair ...especially in certain areas ... when I did have a forest down there it was long thick and curly ..were talking a brush pile down there ..but like i said that was in the eighties ... but on the boys ... I just dont have many hairs .. just a few here and there ..which i either clip when im manscaping the clear cut above ..or i just jerk them out one at a time when I notice one ..other than that the tea bags are smooth and silky ...I got to shut up now ..the whole damn world knows all about my balls.
I think you are funny as all hell and you make me laugh...so thank you!
I really appreciate your candor.This place is chalk full of voyuers and exhibitionists so I wouldn't worry about looking bad here!.
I hope someone is treating them well! | |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 10:07:24 AM | | At this popint in my dating life anyttention would be great but please and I mean please don't hand them to me on a platter... | |
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