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 MR ED 0950
Joined: 4/19/2006
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I have been blessed or cursed with freakishly huge balls. Ive been teased about them since jr high gym class. By the time I got out of high school they were about the size of 2 lemons.
I have been checked by a few doctors over the years and have been told this is rare but nothing to be concerned about. I still wonder what women think the first time they see them. I have always produced incredible amounts of cum from what Ive been told by people Ive been with. They can be uncomfortable at times and are very noticeable with most clothes I wear. Be careful what you wish for is all I can say
 Yew4ics
Joined: 9/30/2010
Msg: 52
Ive got big balls!
Posted: 6/18/2011 5:02:44 AM
I have a song going through my head too...but it can probably apply to balls as well.

Do your ears hang low,
Do they wobble two and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,Can you tie them in a bow,
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental shoulder
Do your eeeaars hang lowwwww?

Also ,
Balls balls said the queen
if I had two I'd be king.

Who doesn't love that oldie?

Balls are lots of fun. Keep em happy.
 MR ED 0950
Joined: 4/19/2006
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Ive got big balls!
Posted: 6/22/2011 9:08:45 PM
No I cant throw them over my sholder
 simplegal67
Joined: 4/27/2010
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Posted: 6/22/2011 9:38:12 PM
super tiny testicles, and the other had really low hanging ones that slapped around all the time.
omg lmbo hehe If only men knew what we were thinking....and vice versa
 ksready11
Joined: 6/12/2011
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Posted: 6/23/2011 3:40:24 AM
i nick named an ex ugly balls, so I notice..but its more about if they are ugly or not.
Basically I'm never turned on by them..but if they are particularly unattractive..then its a big turn off.
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 6/27/2009
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Ive got big balls!
Posted: 6/23/2011 2:51:11 PM
I find that I do prefer them to be manscaped, but it's certainly not a dealbreaker.
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Posted: 7/3/2011 5:41:57 AM
what is manscaped? anything to do with cbt?
 Pingshooter
Joined: 3/15/2009
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Posted: 7/3/2011 9:55:09 AM

I find that I do prefer them to be manscaped


That's something that I carried over..my late wife liked the clean feel. Saying how soft they felt.

Nowadays..it akin to dressing up to go out..and sitting on the couch watching TV..sigh..
 m_church
Joined: 11/8/2007
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Posted: 7/3/2011 10:56:57 AM

I'm sure you're right, the prostate controls the expulsion, but having gigantic coconuts to begin with certainly contributes to the AMOUNT, I would think-!


Actually, the larger they are also has a slight disadvantage...
At least to fathering kids... In a healthy male, they hang lower to avoid overheating... sperm are sensitive to temperature... (hence the problems some laptop users have...)
So the larger they are, the warmer they are and it can result in reduced sperm count...

The difference between large or small testicles for quantity is actually very low as the proportion of the testicle that actually stores the sperm is very small and the organs inside the sac may or may not be in proportion to the size of the sac...
For a similar analogy, small breasts may produce more milk than large ones, though you'd expect, based on size that the volume would relate to the size... It's more to do with the internal sturcture and glands rather than overall size... so large or small, the quantitymay vary but have nothing to do with overall size...
 SaucyArtist
Joined: 5/1/2010
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Posted: 7/3/2011 11:09:17 AM
Hmmm...more than a mouth-full's a waste!

Who cares how big they are? They're just balls. Lol.

I do like em furry though. I hate. Hate. HATE it when men shave their bodies. I want a man who's hit puberty. A smooth man...creeps me out. :(
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
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Posted: 7/3/2011 7:16:53 PM
I find it hard to sleep in bed having big balls and big penis. i have sleep on my side and my balls rest on the mattress.
 bilby886
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Posted: 7/5/2011 8:24:55 AM
A bit like the kickstand on a 1300cc harley...
its big, strong and stops from rolling over hehe!
 raquel8880222
Joined: 4/20/2010
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Posted: 7/5/2011 2:42:37 PM
if you've got a huge penis then the large nutty buddies have go with it that s just the facts gotta have the whole deal so size matters i like ac dcs balls song
 adventurer104
Joined: 2/5/2008
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Posted: 7/14/2011 1:38:41 AM
Gotta add my 2 cents>

"If my Aunt had balls, she would be my Uncle!"

Nuff Said!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
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Posted: 7/14/2011 10:00:33 AM

omg lmbo hehe If only men knew what we were thinking....and vice versa




I use "Balls!" as an expletive, in lieu of "Nuts!" Try it. You'll get a few looks every time, specially if you're a lady.
 Jack0fHearts87
Joined: 7/8/2011
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Posted: 7/14/2011 1:48:14 PM

ok jammin' to ac/dc!

Okay, good! I feel much better that this was the first thing I thought of lol...
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