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Posted: 10/23/2005 10:35:58 AM | i think...NO... i know i have the funniest profile on here.... so funny so girl stole my name!
read it and tell me it isn't
BTW those are kindof sad on the first ones not really funny but whatever | |
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Posted: 10/23/2005 1:08:35 PM |
OBSESSIVE, COMPULSIVE, NEUROTIC, ANTI-SOCIAL, MANIC and PARANOID, but BASICALLY NORMAL
I think the above IS normal at this point. I don't mind people with some issues as potentials. I'd be looking more at how they deal with their issues than whether or not they have any. | |
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Posted: 10/23/2005 1:16:11 PM | I don't believe people should put up profiles with
any humor. It may be taken wrong..... and some will maybe take
offense... could run off your soulmate.
I'm firm on that too......... | |
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Posted: 10/23/2005 2:52:22 PM | One of our own pofers has a really funny profile..I find this statement hilarious..
"My ideal lot in life would consist of wandering through a pre-industrialized, pre-agriculturalized Earth, eating fruit and squirrels, occaisionally stopping to sleep and hump. I can't do that, however, because most of the world is now considered someone's or some government's property, which if you ask me, is a fantasy. But I guess you didn't ask me, so forget that I just said (er, wrote) that."
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Posted: 10/24/2005 12:57:07 AM | | I wrote one on this one site about 2 years ago. The funny thing is I got more hits and responses from the guys than I did from all the serious profiles I've made combined. | |
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Joined: 6/26/2005
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Posted: 10/24/2005 1:44:13 AM | | I'm living proof that the men around here really dig a chick with a sense of humor!!! | |
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Posted: 10/24/2005 9:02:29 PM | Folks, humor's the only way to go.
Weeds out the walkin' wounded and the annl retentatative.
Attracts them what's got a funny bone.
An' I know, on account I got a great sense of humor, d*mmit! | |
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Posted: 10/25/2005 5:16:18 AM | | LOLOLOL.. oh my god.. and I thought I was bitter... LOLOL that last one takes the cake.. | |
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Posted: 10/25/2005 5:37:37 AM | | I wish more people would use humour in there profiles. I'm so tired of reading the profiles that indicate that they are special in some way and then they say wanna know more about me just ask me. Out of all the profiles I've read about 5% were funny or interesting in some way. That's kind of sad, because it shows how many people lack personality. | |
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Posted: 10/25/2005 6:39:17 AM | Alot of these profiles show no interrest at all!!! Some woman who look for man are like Dr. Frankenstein (...he has to be this, that, those..) or they are just rude and dump!!! Alot funny man without any skills who try to get sex....
Alot profiles show no interest in any comitment. They show up with needs! Its just a joke!! | |
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Posted: 10/25/2005 8:55:34 AM | On another site, I included a couple of wants I had in a guy as a joke. I thought they were obvious jokes, but apparently not:
"I want a guy who would be willing to wear a bowtie for me at least once"
I thought this was fairly innocuous, but more than a few men went off on me over it. I still don't know why.
"A real man would cut off his own hand were it to become possessed by a demon"
I don't expect everyone to know that the above relates to the movie Evil Dead 2, but I certainly wouldn't expect that men in dating sites be angry about it either. Is it not obviously a joke?
I must say though. I wrote off everyone who got pi$$y with me about the above things in my profile, even if they got it and changed their tune after i explained it.
There's nothing controversial in my profile now... I hope. | |
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Posted: 10/25/2005 10:29:37 AM | ^^^^^^Nice ad I like it!! | |
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Posted: 10/25/2005 11:14:59 AM | Ok. I know we're not supposed to post people's usernames in the forums, but this is as a compliment, so I think it will be ok. The two funniest profiles I've seen on any online dating site are:
_Charlie Brown_
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rainbow_fish
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Joined: 2/20/2006
Msg: 41 | |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 10:08:03 PM | humour,,without it
life would suck,,and no one would smile
I love to see smiles,,,and love someone making me smile as well
If I can make someones day by seeing if I have nose hairs,,by all means,,i did my job!!!! | |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 10:18:58 PM | I just did a google on patheticpersonals. They were all from POF
Some of these are hilarious | |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 10:29:39 PM | Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?
Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"),
searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking
for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
to share rare steaks,corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock,still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well. | |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 10:30:42 PM | | i love drinking beer,whiskey and wine. i love my beer cold and my women hot. money is no object.i own a bar down matherne st. the beer is free to women only. the name of my place is Harris's Bar and Grill. come have a good time. | |
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Posted: 4/22/2006 1:17:36 PM | | My friends got me a sweater for my birthday lasy year. What I really wanted was a moaner or a screamer. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2006 7:29:03 AM | I posted what I thought was funny...I wrote the second and third part...the definitions are from postings across the net.
I have received many notes...but sadly many do not see that it is written tongue in cheek.
Think so need a reality check or some helium to lighten up.
Neurotic | |
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Posted: 6/22/2006 7:49:54 AM | The most hilarious profile I've read is from a POFer in Ontario. His original photo was a naked man laying on the beach with a huge mexican sombrero covering his face and a mini one covering his johnson. I wasn't prepared enough to laugh myself silly through his essay. He'd definately not be dull person to date. Oh btw he's got a new photo up of a beheaded man with the head in his right hand.  I almost didn't make the washroom lmao | |
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Posted: 6/22/2006 7:56:12 AM | | i have read many many HILARIOUS profiles on here, some people are extremely creative.. i ALWAYS send them an email saying how much i enjoyed their profile... most times i hear back.. a few i dont.. i dont do it for a response, i do it to show appreciation for their creativity... and their incredible sense of humor.. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2006 11:12:14 AM |
Your idea of camping is pulling hotel sheets over your head, calling it a tent...
Online friends? No thanks! I have voices in my head for that...
Your aspirations revolve around speaker dancing in the bars...
Opps, there I go again with self promotion... :p | |
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Posted: 9/22/2006 10:15:14 AM | SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play, take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips and cozy winter nights by the fire. Really like a man with a pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call (***) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
What is really funny about this ad^^^ placed in the Atlanta Journal personals is that it was run by the Altanta Humane society trying to find a home for Daisy who is a black labradour Retriever. Over 15,000 horny males responded to this ad not knowing that Daisy was a real B I T C H | |
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