| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/20/2009 10:53:35 PM |
I like the LOOK of a high maintenance woman
she would like to go inside where i am to buy her a shirt
She has the look, but unfortunately i found out about the act too late. As hard as it is to believe, there was no sign of it before that night.
And to the woman who wants to know what happens come Monday morning, im sorry....but this experience actually took place a little while back. Just joined this site so i thought id share it now. Things at work have been fine. Tough for a while, but i managed to have a few civilized conversations with her to make sure comin into work each day wasnt gonna be like walkin into a hurricane. | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/20/2009 11:11:47 PM | Haha! Excellent story!
And please, just because a woman likes to look feminine and nice does not automatically make her a gold-digging biatch. Besides, it sounds like the OP learned his lesson! | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 12:19:48 AM | 
She TOLD you to buy her a shirt.. LMAO
She attempts to grab your phone...I think I would have lost it right then and there!
If some lunatic did that to me in my car, Ya I would have pulled over, far enough to open the door and kick that crazy b1tch out my damn car!! And HAPPILY drive off, fvck the cab! (Even though Salt Lake DOES have cabs! I've lived there)
This chick isnt "high maintenance" She a freaking hard core lunatic!
THEN.. You stated that you worked with her. WTF?? Ya Ah I'm with Afashionlady on this one...Your an IDIOT! And like her, I too may be one, but Im not fvcking someone I work with and making my life complicated (can you say DRAMA) 
{"extremely attractive woman coming on to you is a hard thing to resist."}
Deffinatly thinking (or lack of) with the wrong head!  LOL
This is my favorite part of the thread though:
{"You had a date with one of Bebe’s kids"}
Hopefully next time you'll use the top head!  | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 12:29:59 AM |
DO NOT TRUST THY PENIS, repeat after me DO NOT TRUST THY PENIS when faced with the possibility of dating at work.
Just had to quote this one .... LMAO!!! | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 4:05:00 AM | | hahahahah funny story man, but soooo not true, first off cars with automatic transmissions don't work that way! if a car is in D (drive) you cannot just pull out the keys from the ignition, second even if she somehow managed to do this, there is no way the lever would pass the R (reverse) to go into park, unless you had your foot on the brake and were doing less than five miles per hour. this is a saftey feature on all automatic vehicles since the early 70's, and I know this because i am a mechanic, funny story anyways. | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 5:33:49 AM | | Hey OP, let us know how your Bebe babe treats you at work now that you dumped her. I can only imagine how much gossip she's going to let fly around your office. She's going to make you look like the bad guy in all of this. Your drama is only starting. | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 8:08:05 AM | OMG! I would've thrown her out of my car and I'm not even a guy! What the h*ll was she thinking throwing a moving car into park like that in traffic! You could've been in an accident or caused someone else to be in one!! Sounds to me like Princess ThrowitintoPark needs a good smack down.     | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 8:13:32 AM | Howd she pull the keys out? That MY question, i mean thats amazing, theres a lock holding the key in place while the key is in the on position.
But yeah, psycho chick. | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 8:14:00 AM | I just realized kostaki78 made a point here!!! 
hahahahah funny story man, but soooo not true, first off cars with automatic transmissions don't work that way! if a car is in D (drive) you cannot just pull out the keys from the ignition, second even if she somehow managed to do this, there is no way the lever would pass the R (reverse) to go into park, unless you had your foot on the brake and were doing less than five miles per hour. this is a saftey feature on all automatic vehicles since the early 70's, and I know this because i am a mechanic, funny story anyways.
Dangg.. this thread just gets funnier and funnier!!!! 
He said she was "high maintenance", not that she was a cross-dresser...
Umm .. I think Wiyan used the term "tranny" = transmission here.
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 8:20:09 AM | He must have been driving a '66 mustang. THEY can have the keys removed AND be "thrown into park" at any speed.
but yeah, later year cars wont let you take the keys out of the steering column unless it already IS in park.
Guy should look into writing short story fiction.
Once when I was at band camp, I met this female TUBA player. She said something about wanting to practice using her lips on a tube - a - huh | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 9:34:59 AM |
Guy should look into writing short story fiction.
Buddy, i WISH this had not of happened to me. I don't know what to tell ya. I drive a newer Acura TL. Perhaps she didn't actually pull the keys out, and just managed to turn the key while it was within the ignition. Can you really blame me for not remembering exactly how this particular portion of the night went down? My car came to such a quick, immediate stop once she put it into park, that it created bald spots on areas of the tires. Mechanic told me, as many of you have, that i was lucky not to have lost my tranny. The car began developing a vibration once i got up to a certain speed. Took it in to get it checked out and found out then about the bald spots on the tires. Apparently coming to such a sudden stop will do that. The uneveness on the tires was creating the vibration. | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 9:53:17 AM | OP- who the hell even thinks to pull out the keys and throw a car into park like that?! she must've thought that up beforehand, which tells you she's a nutjob. i would've either left her there or pushed her out of the moving vehicle. i would've been LIVID had she jeopardized my safety with that stunt maneuver and jacked up my car like that (throwing a car in park at 45 mph *can't* be good). seriously, tho- i would've called the cops on her right there.
"She is actually my executive admin."
ok my man, there's an old saying:
NEVER sh*t where you eat.
this is where you went very wrong. it's one thing to date a co-worker on the same level as you (which still isn't the best of moves). this is a whole other ballgame. you might be looking for a new job soon. | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 10:10:20 AM |
When she took the keys out the ignition, I would have wrestled them back
Can't do it, because that's classified as "assault" if she decides to press charges. | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 10:31:46 AM | You sure got your money's worth if you like women who are a "little" high-maintenance...
If I were you, I'd get you car checked by a mechanic...and thinking about legal action if there was any damage. | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 12:52:43 PM | wowee!!
some bad pms maybe. not sure. the worst thing that happened to me on a date was when the guy looked across the table at me during dinner and asked if i like to be f---ed up the ass. !!! can't take some people anywhere!! i laugh now but whooah where did that come from. ?? | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 12:53:33 PM |
So I'm guessing she's still single??
Can I get her number, please?
You can't afford her. | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 1:16:26 PM | | Beg to differ, living proof. There are TONS of women out there that take good care of themselves, AND dont think that being BORN beautiful is something that they get credit (or money, or special treatment etc...) for.....and if there are fewer than I think...than that would explain why I'm in such high demand lmao! What people get credit for is being intelligent, compassionate, strong, peaceful, ect....I think she has her priorities mixed up, and Im afraid that the sugar daddies that she does find will only encourage this kind of dysfunction. Its sad, really. I mean we only get so many years of youth and beauty, what will she have when she is older? And how crestfallen will she be when she is deemed "insignificant" due to her advancing age by the men that paid her, and by a society that she has nothing to give due to her lack of progress on all other fronts??? | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 1:19:59 PM |
And how crestfallen will she be when she is deemed "insignificant" due to her advancing age by the men that paid her, and by a society that she has nothing to give due to her lack of progress on all other fronts???
Well said. | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/21/2009 8:33:31 PM | Will you buy ME a shirt?
I actually saw a test done on a show called Myth Busters where they threw a car into park and then reverse and as I recall... nothing happened. Hmmm... Your keys must be REALLY worn in as well if she was able to pull them out... You must have gotten them back from her really easily if when you got out of the car, you took them with you - of course =) | |
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Posted: 9/21/2009 8:43:38 PM | | Wow, this isn't drama here, it's a damned Broadway Play. You're better off without her. For her to "expect" you to buy her a shirt is insane. You don't say what age she is, but she needs to grow up. At the same token, you need to be more cautious in your future choices. | |
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| She threw my car into park...
Posted: 9/22/2009 4:34:15 PM | She weighs how much? How long does it take to grab someone's hand when they go to your keys? How could she throw your car into park fast enough that you couldn't react...I mean you had to already start to react to the keys. If you have a manual, I have driven enough cars that you have to shift to know that you can't shift without the clutch or enough speed to flat shift...
So...this car has anti lock breaks, now you are saying that it stopped so fast that it took off some tread? Unless it is extremely hot...ummm you wanna splain me that.
Hope you got the sympathy and attention you wanted, but not buying your Jerry Springer story here. | |
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