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| ~ A HOWLING GOOD TIME IN LAKELAND ~ SATURDAY OCTOBER 24, 2009~ Posted: 10/20/2009 11:36:15 AM | I'm mean oooops maybe I can't remember anything, you're right, you can be the KraZy OnE! This is all getting too scary for me. I think I'm scarred!
Little ies, little ies, come out where ever you are, There will be apples with worms oh me oh my, and judges, and goons, KraZy, ScaRy, and even foregetful who will come with nothing on at all, there will be plug ins, sockets, and an electric blanket with enough (rubber) insulation to protect you too, won't you please, please come, come and I'll swim with you! ?? C0me, come, closer, hit that button, don't be scarred for 10/24 heeeeeeheeeee...... Would you like a piece of candy my dears? HaAAAAAhhaaaaaaaaaaa : | |
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| ~ A HOWLING GOOD TIME IN LAKELAND ~ SATURDAY OCTOBER 24, 2009~ Posted: 10/20/2009 2:08:49 PM | CraSh, you silly chair hugger, all LadiDi needs to do is borrow Speedoobies tank for a little buddy breathing
Mr.ClubDude the King is that you roaring from the jungle again? Do you want to dance with me or LadiDi in straight jackets too? Mystery over, ha ha, you want to dance too! You'll be bringing straight jackets for all the Newbie/virgins too!
CraSh, actually you need the straight jacket for The Rex Man, he is the really KraZy one!
Newbie ies, don't let these guys fool you, they are just toooooo funny! Please chime in here and help me out! they are ganging up on me! Where is the judge? :modhammer: Tell these boys to play nice in the pool   | |
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| ~ A HOWLING GOOD TIME IN LAKELAND ~ SATURDAY OCTOBER 24, 2009~ Posted: 10/20/2009 3:08:55 PM | Hey Kathy , i gave you some space you did all that , i'm going to tied you up again , just playing with you sweet heart , you became lovely girl and all looking forward to dance with you so don't turn down any one . Omee happy today tomorrow and forever  | |
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| ~ A HOWLING GOOD TIME IN LAKELAND ~ SATURDAY OCTOBER 24, 2009~ Posted: 10/20/2009 3:18:18 PM | ok male play nice in the pool. sweet kathy (2020) is just being a little naughty but I think that is the way you guys like it right??? clubbabe you dont need that blanket you can keep women warm with those two strong arms... My costume is GREEN and no its not the or the it is someone you dont want to mess with can anyone guess??? seems there are alot of things going on now, with the holidays coming...so all of you that are tied up this weekend we will see you at the next one in Nov. Lindee | |
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| ~ A HOWLING GOOD TIME IN LAKELAND ~ SATURDAY OCTOBER 24, 2009~ Posted: 10/20/2009 3:33:10 PM | ADULT HALLOWEEN JOKES
10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...
1. So...What'd you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.
8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more! Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
Question: Why don't witches ever have babies? Answer: Warlocks have hollow weenies.
Question: Why can't Witches have babies? Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls | |
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| ~ A HOWLING GOOD TIME IN LAKELAND ~ SATURDAY OCTOBER 24, 2009~ Posted: 10/20/2009 4:30:53 PM | I'm thinkin Leprachaun! 2020 you gotta be careful all these male es wwill be tryin to throw you a tube to save you. I'm sorry I wasn't here earlier to help you get out of this mess. It's no fair when all the little es gang up on one poor innocent little shoe shopper. Now you boys behave. You know all us female have to have our shoes cause we wear them out on the dance floor while ya'll are busy chair huggin.  | |
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| ~ A HOWLING GOOD TIME IN LAKELAND ~ SATURDAY OCTOBER 24, 2009~ Posted: 10/20/2009 5:00:49 PM | Welcome Back Adorablesbug!!!! We haven't seen you and yours in quite some time and so we will be very happy to see you guys on Halloween! Now, if we could just get Gigi & Buc off the couch and come on out and have some fun, it would be a great party!!!! Gigi, quit acting your age and come and play with us please!
See a couple more new sign-ups!: Angel2361, begunagain, mrnovice, and storyman - hope I haven't missed anyone since I started looking the other day, lol - if I have, please forgive me!
I know a couple of guys have said they were coming but haven't signed up yet so guys quit lagging behind and sign up - these ladies are going to want to share a man and ya'll know me too well to know I don't share and I would so hate to have to knock a couple of ladies out - ya'll know I don't do good with getting hit back!
So a girl out, and get your friends to sign up and come to our great Halloween party - hope to see everyone in the next few days!!!! My is ready to and the rest is left to the imagination!  | |
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| ~ A HOWLING GOOD TIME IN LAKELAND ~ SATURDAY OCTOBER 24, 2009~ Posted: 10/20/2009 7:01:05 PM | Why crash I didn't know you were planning on coming as a Norelco to help 2020. If my duracel subscription had notof run out then I could loan you the batteries so you wouldn't get all tangled up with the electric blanket cords I am going out to see the comet trails at 1:00 see all the rest of you Krazies out in the dark Scuby | |
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| ~ A HOWLING GOOD TIME IN LAKELAND ~ SATURDAY OCTOBER 24, 2009~ Posted: 10/20/2009 7:34:23 PM | Yes clubbabe, I am coming as the dancing NOT! I will be much more adorable than that.... I will be bringing a doctor with me I think. So if anything happens I can at least get CPR let's sign up all you handsome hunks and cutie patuties Like Cookie said we ladies dont share well, and some of us even like more than one, oh did I say that??? sorry. I just want ONE good one and just fyi I have more shoes than I can count. and you guys love it when we women put on some stockings (fishnet) and heels and walk around in front of you.... Lindee | |
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